The Female Gaze

[Apisto42]

Sexy Irish farmers doing sexy Irish farmer things.

Seriously! Seems there's a Sexy Irish Farmer Calendar.

Posts?

You, @hotwords229_A?

Adorbs

Adorbs-er!

Hay

Okay, I have to admit this last has a bit of a disturbing edge. Goats.

Note to self: pictures with cute dog(s), not goats.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'd buy a calendar, but probably not display one.

 

[melimelissa]

“Somewhere out there I still believe in magic…”

#metoo

and then some

 

[Apisto42]

I'd buy a calendar, but probably not display one.

Cause you sprayed too much girl goo on it?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'd buy a calendar, but probably not display one.

You wouldn’t want to sip your coffee in the morning and look over at Mr. April peeling open his jeans?

 

[Wand3rlust]

See that's the thing. I would. But those sort of calendars aren't the ones you display in your kitchen, generally.

Guys would have the female ones in their workshop, or garage, or work locker.

If I had that sort of environment, then maybe. And actually. I could care less about the calendar aspect. I'd actually buy the calendar, make my charity donation, and commit those I liked to memory.

The pictures would have to have artistic merit for me to want to see them while I have my morning coffee. (You know, black and white). If it's just soft porn, or silly pictures with goats (I'm not judging, but its NMK) then I'm more interested in pictures of people I have a connection with.

But that's just me. Everyone is different.

 

[hotwords229_A]

See that's the thing. I would. But those sort of calendars aren't the ones you display in your kitchen, generally.

Guys would have the female ones in their workshop, or garage, or work locker.

If I had that sort of environment, then maybe. And actually. I could care less about the calendar aspect. I'd actually buy the calendar, make my charity donation, and commit those I liked to memory.

The pictures would have to have artistic merit for me to want to see them while I have my morning coffee. (You know, black and white). If it's just soft porn, or silly pictures with goats (I'm not judging, but its NMK) then I'm more interested in pictures of people I have a connection with.

But that's just me. Everyone is different.

This is a good point. Maybe I just haven’t spent enough time in women’s art studio, craft room, office or she sheds. Perhaps they are full of beefcake calendars.

(Side note: did you know that beefcake refers to men and cheesecake refers to women? I always thought both were interchangeable for naked dudes ).

So assuming the pics were artistic, and B&W, do you prefer Firemen, Construction Workers, the very rare Dungeons and Dragons beefcake calendars, or something else?

 

[Apisto42]

(Side note: did you know that beefcake refers to men and cheesecake refers to women? I always thought both were interchangeable for naked dudes ).

So pinups are full of cheesecakes? That’s awesome. I love cheesecake.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So pinups are full of cheesecakes? That’s awesome. I love cheesecake.

I’m not a big fan of the word cheesecake. Cheese has no place in sex.

 

[Photog1rl]

Not that it’s anyone’s fault, but I am blaming this thread for my new tumblr account.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Not that it’s anyone’s fault, but I am blaming this thread for my new tumblr account.

Link?

 

[Photog1rl]

Link?

Patience, my friend. I’ve got to curate a vibe without getting my account deleted this time.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Patience, my friend. I’ve got to curate a vibe without getting my account deleted this time.

Mmm... You've got a "vibe" I'd like to "curate."

I have zero patience.

 

[Photog1rl]

Mmm... You've got a "vibe" I'd like to "curate."

I have zero patience.

Is that what we are calling it today?

 

[Apisto42]

I’m not a big fan of the word cheesecake. Cheese has no place in sex.

Agreed. Before or after (both?), but not during.

Not that it’s anyone’s fault, but I am blaming this thread for my new tumblr account.

Beefsteak and cheesecake themed I trust?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Is that what we are calling it today?

YES.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Patience, my friend. I’ve got to curate a vibe without getting my account deleted this time.

I’ve been using the “Like” instead of “post” approach this time with tumblr. So far, so good, but I expect to be deleted again at any moment.

Can’t wait to see what vibe you’re going for.

 

[Endless_Night]

Note to self: pictures with cute dog(s), not goats.

Or sheep.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Or sheep.

Hmmm

 

[Endless_Night]

If it's just soft porn, or silly pictures with goats (I'm not judging, but its NMK) then I'm more interested in pictures of people I have a connection with.

But that's just me. Everyone is different.

Interesting. I would totally buy a calendar, too.

But.

I'd prefer anonymous beefcake. Beefcake I knew would be too, too awkward to look at. I'd be embarrassed.

I agree with you about the black and white pics, though. I find them far more visually artistic.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmm

If you think I'm clicking that you have lost your mind.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Beefcake I knew would be too, too awkward to look at. I'd be embarrassed.

Oh shit! There goes my Christmas gift idea.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh shit! There goes my Christmas gift idea.

Tell you what, Muscles.

You get up a Lit calendar and I promise I will view. *pinky swear*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Tell you what, Muscles.

You get up a Lit calendar and I promise I will view. *pinky swear*

Be careful what you wish for!

 

[Endless_Night]

Be careful what you wish for!

*pfft*

I dare you.

I double dog dare you.


Because you will never.