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The Twelve Months of Penis.
That’s the theme.
That’s the theme.
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I’ll put the beef in beefcake and you’ve agreed to enjoy a copy.That is not the theme under question, Sir!![]()
You cannot change the theme after in an attempt to try and get out of what you offered.I’ll put the beef in beefcake and you’ve agreed to enjoy a copy.![]()

I’m calling my lawyer. I believe I am well within the stated parameters.You cannot change the theme after in an attempt to try and get out of what you offered.
To all of us.
For a year.![]()
If you're looking for plenary quittance you can bite me.I’m calling my lawyer. I believe I am well within the stated parameters.
Are you coming onto me?If you're looking for plenary quittance you can bite me.![]()
Oh, really?Are you coming onto me?
I never quit when I’m biting plenaries.![]()
To be honest, I don’t even know what that meant. It’s one of the things I need to ask my lawyer.Oh, really?
Happens often, does it?![]()

Tarzan is not my type-evento ogle. He is too muscular. For me, physically, it is about the lines and angles. The curve of a bicep or glute is so sexy but I don't find muscles in muscles sexy. I also enjoy a nice mouth, full lips and mischievous eyes.Is Tarzan sexy?
Does he get your girly bits feverish?
Or is he too much of an animal?
Are you looking for a man who can rock a loincloth, lord over apes and wrestle alligators before making sweet, passionate love to you, or do you prefer a suit wearing guy with a well diversified stock portfolio?
Why not both?Is Tarzan sexy?
Does he get your girly bits feverish?
Or is he too much of an animal?
Are you looking for a man who can rock a loincloth, lord over apes and wrestle alligators before making sweet, passionate love to you, or do you prefer a suit wearing guy with a well diversified stock portfolio?
As for a diversified portfolio and a suit-neither are necessary-but undressing for a well-dressed man can be hot AF![]()
Tarzan types can be nice to look at, but I’m more likely to get hot and bothered for a great smile and kind/mischievous eyes.Is Tarzan sexy?
Does he get your girly bits feverish?
Or is he too much of an animal?
Are you looking for a man who can rock a loincloth, lord over apes and wrestle alligators before making sweet, passionate love to you, or do you prefer a suit wearing guy with a well diversified stock portfolio?
I remember reading once that the old ‘70s tv show The Incredible Hulk’s main audience was 30 year old mothers.Tarzan types can be nice to look at, but I’m more likely to get hot and bothered for a great smile and kind/mischievous eyes.
I don't find myself drawn to overly muscular men, regardless of what they are/aren't wearing. Also, this is framed as if the stock portfolio-having man can't give a good pounding; I know for a fact that they can.Is Tarzan sexy?
Does he get your girly bits feverish?
Or is he too much of an animal?
Are you looking for a man who can rock a loincloth, lord over apes and wrestle alligators before making sweet, passionate love to you, or do you prefer a suit wearing guy with a well diversified stock portfolio?
Oh, we're capable of pure unadulterated lust.This thread confounds me. It seems women need that emotional connection.
You all want to treat us like humans with value and not like the objects we want to be.

Well, we all get how fascinated you are with your appendages, but women might not be quite as fascinated.I’m so sick of women staring into my baby blue eyes with wanton lust and having to tell them “Hey, my balls are down here.”
#girlproblems#guyproblems
They do have a cumpound interest.Also, this is framed as if the stock portfolio-having man can't give a good pounding; I know for a fact that they can.
I’ve known a few women who enjoy “hand porn”. Veiny guy hands doing . . . things.Fingers and mouths come to mind . . . .