The General Board Sucks!

[faeriefire]

What are we doing over here, anyway?
It's....different.

*chuckling* well, new faces are always fascinating. It wouldn't do to take ourselves too seriously all the time. Welcome to the dark side, oohrahooh hehe. *scampers off*

 

[Spaceboy]

it was funny the first time.
you're just to stick-up-the-arse to notice.

I was wondering how those splinters got there.

 

[EmpressFi]

I was wondering how those splinters got there.

Did you forget the sand the stick again??

 

[killallhippies]

enjoy my boredom!

 

[intothewoods]

The bdsm board is now asleep! Night night, GB-ers!

 

[killallhippies]

APlte Sauhfcs!!!

 

[Spaceboy]

Did you forget the sand the stick again??

The=to? I knew I was forgetting something.
Explains the cuts on my hands from trying to lube it up.

The bdsm board is now asleep! Night night, GB-ers!

Asleep? We never sleep over on the GB.
Well, maybe around 4-5am. Looks like you're stuck putting up with us.

 

[EmpressFi]

The=to? I knew I was forgetting something.
Explains the cuts on my hands from trying to lube it up.

Geez.. do I have to print out the instruction manual?

 

[killallhippies]

mountain woman

 

[Spaceboy]

Geez.. do I have to print out the instruction manual?

I'd prefer not knowing there was one.

 

[EmpressFi]

I'd prefer not knowing there was one.

Hehe ok ok..

*hides the instruction manual*

 

[killallhippies]

pictures in the sand

 

[Spaceboy]

enjoy my boredom!

Is that a dildo in your ear?

 

[killallhippies]

Is that a dildo in your ear?

no, you moron. it's a vibrator.

 

[Spaceboy]

no, you moron. it's a vibrator.

Okay, sorry.
Is that a phallic object in your ear?

 

[dolf]

or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[killallhippies]

nope, it's really a small, baby blue vibrator. i miss my silver one. it was bigger. felt good on my happy, little prostate gland.

 

[Spaceboy]

or are you just pleased to see me?

Rimshot!

nope, it's really a small, baby blue vibrator. i miss my silver one. it was bigger. felt good on my happy, little prostate gland.

So buy another one? In gold, maybe?
Sex toys gots to have bling.

 

[killallhippies]

Rimshot!


So buy another one? In gold, maybe?
Sex toys gots to have bling.

gold? how tacky.

 

[Spaceboy]

gold? how tacky.

You're right.
It wouldn't match your blue balls.

 

[killallhippies]

You're right.
It wouldn't match your blue balls.

i don't think anyone here has blue balls. it's porn board, dude. hell, i have a vibrator.

 

[Spaceboy]

i don't think anyone here has blue balls. it's porn board, dude. hell, i have a vibrator.

Give me a break, I'm running out of material.
How come we're about the only ones posting in here? Don't they know we bring GB awesomeness?

 

[killallhippies]

obviously we are just to cool for them.

 

[intothewoods]

Asleep? We never sleep over on the GB.
Well, maybe around 4-5am. Looks like you're stuck putting up with us.

We are very disciplined here, GB-ers. We all go to sleep when our Doms tell us.

 

[killallhippies]

We are very disciplined here, GB-ers. We all go to sleep when our Doms tell us.

to be fair that wouldn't make you very disciplined. that would make you easily manipulated. if you were disciplined you go to bed at a decent time on your own.