The Has-Been Celebrities Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

HEY! Where's your four sentances! I have been waiting for HOURS!

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[Guest]

Tom Wopat (Luke Duke)

 

[CharleyH]

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You are holding up the line:

Kind of like LILY TOMLIN

 

[zeb1094]

David Soul

 

[Guest]

The Go-Gos

 

[logophile]

Tiffany

 

[lil_elvis]

John Michael Phillips (Ithink that's the name, the other guy in Miami Vice).

I think it was the music video that did him in.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You are holding up the line:

Kind of like LILY TOMLIN

I was doing my hair like..............Shirley Temple Black.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Same should be said for Kiera Sedgewick.

Other has-beens:
Kirk Cameron
The Coreys (Feldman and Hain)
Alex Winters
and the beat goes on...

I just posted a pic of Alex Winter on The Socrates Thread, lol.

p.s. Rick Springfield is coming back to General Hospital, so he's on the upswing.

Let us not forget that kid who played Vinnie on Doogie Houser. *bows head*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Special Double Has-Been Edition
Has-Been Football Jocks, Now H-B Actors

Burt Reynolds

Brian Bosworth

Alex Karras

Merlin Olson

Kris Kristofferson


Rumple Foreskin

 

[OhMissScarlett]

John Michael Phillips (Ithink that's the name, the other guy in Miami Vice).

I think it was the music video that did him in.

Philip Michael Thomas. Wasn't he psychic for a while. Guess he couldn't predict that his career would end.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Philip Michael Thomas. Wasn't he psychic for a while. Guess he couldn't predict that his career would end.

That reminds me


LaToya Jackson.

 

[zeb1094]

John Michael Phillips (Ithink that's the name, the other guy in Miami Vice).

I think it was the music video that did him in.

Not to mention Don Johnson.

 

[CharleyH]

I was doing my hair like..............Shirley Temple Black.

If Blackie is your thing - then perhaps John Stamos should be considered?

 

[lil_elvis]

Kansas (the band, not the state)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Topanga, what ever the hell her real name was, is.

 

[Tom Collins]

Chilled Vodka.

Straight from the bottle, right off the shelf for me...LOL

 

[Tom Collins]

That reminds me


LaToya Jackson.

Sorry, babe, but you have to have been somewhere to be a has been.

 

[Tom Collins]

Angela Lansbury

 

[Belegon]

Tiffany

I had forgotten her until she was in Playboy a few years ago...

http://www.revsharesex.com/rev2040/members/singers/TiffanyDarwish3.jpg

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Kansas (the band, not the state)

Kansas (the state, not the band). I mean, let's face it, like, you know, what's it done since the Wizard of Oz?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[lil_elvis]

Philip Michael Thomas. Wasn't he psychic for a while. Guess he couldn't predict that his career would end.

Speaking of psychics, what about Madam Cleo or whatever her name was, doing that Carribbean voo-doo schtik.

She went bankrupt.

 

[shereads]

Calista Flockhart

Did her neck ever snap? It was much too thin to hold up her head.

[/threadjack]

Omigod. I've found the mother lode: OnceFamous.com

The index begins with someone named William Aames from the TV show, "Eight is Enough," and ends with...Well it can never really end, can it. As long as there are famous people, there will be new once-famous people. Barring Armageddon, of course.

The Once Famous index: http://www.oncefamous.com/stars/ix.htm

A Symptom of Once-Famedom: I followed a link called "Bad Fan Pages" to one called "The Six Million Dollar Site" and got this: http://www.sixmilliondollarsite.co.uk/

 

[shereads]

That's becuase I think carefully before I post, I don't just blurt out anything that comes to mind. Vagina

She still does a little modeling. There are rumors about a Vegas show like Celine Dion's.

 

[shereads]

Fatty Arbuckle

basically any celebrity whose career was cut short by a coke bottle rape incident

CSOM!

(Cola Spewed On Monitor)

Corey Feldman

Newt Gingrich