The Has-Been Celebrities Thread

[zeb1094]

Nope.
Howdy, AV...uh, I mean AppleBiter.

Sally Fields.

 

[Belegon]

Jennifer Grey. Post nose-job, there was nothing distinctive about her anymore...

 

[zeb1094]

Sally Struthers

 

[Tom Collins]

Sally Struthers

Last I heard she ate Cambodia, or someplace.

 

[AppleBiter]

Last I heard she ate Cambodia, or someplace.

LOL (and hi)

Valerie Bertinelli

 

[CharleyH]

Britney Spears (she just doesn't know it yet)

Totally agree with that, despite her affiliation with Madonna.

Tracy Lords

 

[AppleBiter]

Ooh! I just thought of another one! That Charles in Charge guy! You know -- Chachi!

Scott Baio. That's it. Yeah, he's a has-been.

And Richard Greico, too. Not only a has-been, but now he's working on a serious case of manorexia. He looks frightening.

 

[logophile]

Jennifer Grey. Post nose-job, there was nothing distinctive about her anymore...

Same should be said for Kiera Sedgewick.

Other has-beens:
Kirk Cameron
The Coreys (Feldman and Hain)
Alex Winters
and the beat goes on...

 

[Tom Collins]

Totally agree with that, despite her affiliation with Madonna.

Tracy Lords

She never shoulda tried to go main stream. The girl could handle sucking, but sucked as an actress.

 

[Tom Collins]

Cherryl Ladd

Ya know, AHers're a bunch of vulchers. *giggling happily*

 

[Guest]

Sally Struthers

Hated her as Gloria. But lately, she's been doing good work as a character actor, specifically on The Gilmore Girls.

 

[Tom Collins]

Thread Jack...gotta check my other email ral quick...I'll be back...Yes, that's a threat. Jack over.

Alsissa Milano. (sp?)

 

[CharleyH]

She never shoulda tried to go main stream. The girl could handle sucking, but sucked as an actress.

Madonna, Lords or Brittney? Apparently they all suck. But DO THEY swallow?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Gary Coleman

 

[zeb1094]

The whole cast of Charmed!

 

[CharleyH]

Gary Coleman

And Webster and Macauly Culkin, too. Never pays (except your parents) to be a child actor unless you're Jodie Foster or Kurt Russell.

 

[Honey123]

Grace Jones

 

[zeb1094]

Grace Jones

Bret Spinner

 

[lil_elvis]

LOL (and hi)

Valerie Bertinelli

That's not fair, she just got officially divorced from Eddie Van Halen, who's also rapidly headed to h-b status.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Kelly McGillis

 

[zeb1094]

Ricky Lake

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ralph Macchio.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Chilled Vodka.

 

[CharleyH]

Chilled Vodka.

HEY! Where's your four sentances! I have been waiting for HOURS!

 

[zeb1094]

HEY! Where's your four sentances! I have been waiting for HOURS!

Fight, fight, fight! *laughs uncontrollably*