The Has-Been Celebrities Thread
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zeb1094 said:
If you meant Brent Spiner (Data - Star Trek - The Next Gen) then no, he' still getting roles and doing quite well.
On a Trek theme: Gates Mc Fadden...
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Stop nagging me to find out more about Jimmy "J.J." Walker. Here's his dy-no-mite website:
http://www.dynomitejj.com/front.html
http://www.dynomitejj.com/front.html
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shereads said:
I think I was the only the one that didn't. How could I compete with Gary Coleman, and Mary Carey, Adult Film Actress and her good friend Larry Flynt? Or Kurt E. "Tachikaze" Rightmeyer, Middleweight Sumo Wrestler?
I might have done ok against Mike P. McCarthy, Used Car Dealer, and Ivan A. Hall, Custom Denture Manufacturer, but there's no way I wanted to go up against Joel Britton, Retired Meat Packer.
My absentee ballot was about four pages long, and written in English and Chinese. I did manage to find the space to write myself in, though.
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logophile said:
If you ever noticed though, Lisa Welchel had a great chest.
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*snort* I was trying to remember whose dog was attacked by PMT's illegimate children.shereads said:
ETA: This is turning into six degrees of Sheena Easton.
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LadyJeanne said:I think I was the only the one that didn't. How could I compete with Gary Coleman, and Mary Carey, Adult Film Actress and her good friend Larry Flynt? Or Kurt E. "Tachikaze" Rightmeyer, Middleweight Sumo Wrestler?
I might have done ok against Mike P. McCarthy, Used Car Dealer, and Ivan A. Hall, Custom Denture Manufacturer, but there's no way I wanted to go up against Joel Britton, Retired Meat Packer.
My absentee ballot was about four pages long, and written in English and Chinese. I did manage to find the space to write myself in, though.
You people had a chance to elect Ivan A. Hall and you didn't do it? What were you thinking?
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OhMissScarlett said:*snort* I was trying to remember whose dog was attacked by PMT's illegimate children.
Not the children; the children's dog. I learned the dog's ancestry while I was putting Bactine on the scratches I acquired while fighting off the beast and attempting to carry mine to safety. The children's mother showed up to retrieve their dog from my yard. She was accompanied by a teenaged boy at the most embarrassable age, when all teenagers of both sexes would prefer that people believe they were raised by wolves rather than be exposed to their actual parents.
This kid was so, so screwed. His mother was a font of useful trivia:
>> Her children's dog was merely playful; she herself was an artist (the mom)
>> There was no point in suing her, just because her children's father was Phillip Michael Thomas - "the actor," she added, "from Miami Vice." Apparently, she wanted to make sure I knew that her children's father had once been worth suing.
>> The reason I needn't bother threatening to sue, which I hadn't offered to do, but which she seemed to expect as a natural outcome where this dog was involved, was that her babies didn't get a nickle from their father (the actor, Phillip Michael Thomas).
>> Later in our acquaintance, which totalled maybe ten minutes, she asked if I knew anyone who might need her son, Phillip Michael Thomas, Jr., for a modeling job. I said I didn't know anyone, but wished him luck. She mailed me his head shot and resume anyway. Nice looking kid; even more handsome when not embarrassed beyond all hope of redemption.
I became curious and googled up Phillip Michael Thomas' children, of which there were three sets in Miami alone, for a total of six children, three mothers, and an unknown number of dogs. Vice! What a heady ride that must have been!
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zeb1094 said:
He was one of 130+ people who ran for governor in California's special election in 2003, following the recall of our elected governor. It was this election that put Gov. Ahnold in office.
http://www.smartvoter.org/2003/10/07/ca/state/vote/hall_i/
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logophile said:
Speaking of comedians,...
Jerry Seinfeld
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