The Healthy Obsession.

[Que]

It's a comma, not a dash. It's one more trait in the list of traits he had going if we're reading it grammatically.

Edit: Also concerned because this generic description could very well be me and like... no one needs that.

I don't know what they're teaching you young numbskulls these days but a subordinate clause is set off with a comma, not a dash.

Get off my lawn, I just overseeded it.

 

[Notcastor]

I christened the new leather sectional last nite. She dropped by my new office for a tour, which became a friendly drink to toast the season...and i had my hands under that short skirt in record time. (The lizard tattoo up her thigh is a great ice breaker)

I love the first fuck. Theres such a delicious sense of passionate urgency about it.

 

[Notcastor]

Bonus, she leaves town for two weeks on Saturday and is looking for a refill before she leaves. I like the way she moves back and fro between handjob, bliwjob and riding my cawk, so yeah, I’m game.

And hopefully by the time she returns she’ll have forgotten about me!

 

[CandiCame]

Bonus, she leaves town for two weeks on Saturday and is looking for a refill before she leaves. I like the way she moves back and fro between handjob, bliwjob and riding my cawk, so yeah, I’m game.

And hopefully by the time she returns she’ll have forgotten about me!

Really? Because that's kinda something that someone who had never had sex with a human person would say.

You kinda need to pick a mode and stick with it.

Edit: Do you want headphones or speakers? Because PICK ONE.

 

[Notcastor]

Really? ( retarded shit edited out)

Yes, really.

 

[Emerson40]

Dear Penthouse Letters,

I have read and enjoyed the letters in Penthouse's Forum section for longer than I’ve been posting on Lit, and I must admit that, until now, I had always thought they were made up.
It just seemed too much of a stretch of credulity to believe that they are true, real-life tales of actual readers, but a recent experience caused me to put aside my skepticism, lick the Dorito dust from my fingers, and tell you about my amazing cawk.

http://cdn-media.skinmagz.com/catalog/product/cache/11/image/400x516/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/b/e/bestofpenthouseforum20151571_1.jpg

 

[Notcastor]

As unfathomable as this might sound to you 24/7’s here, there are people who actually have sex. With women. In person!

 

[Libsam]

I christened the new leather sectional last nite.

give us some leather pics, I wanna see! Is it aniline wax pull-up?

 

[Notcastor]

give us some leather pics, I wanna see! Is it aniline wax pull-up?

Grey leather, condo style, curvy.

 

[Luk]

Really?

No. Nothing he says is true. Like having a sectional in an office.

 

[Notcastor]

As tiny as the girl with the snake tattoo is, and she is tiny, maybe 4’11” , my next soft target is close to 6”.

Completely different bodies altogether.
The tiny one’s a single mom, so her hips and tits have a bit of that curvy slack. She’s toned, but also a little bit ripe. Delicious.

The tall one has a tiny ass; my guess is she’s childless. Love the way she moves in my presence; it’s subtle, but she’s doing it for me. And i like that.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Was it a snake or a lizard?

 

[Notcastor]

Was it a snake or a lizard?

There were no feet, so snake would be more accurate; one of those fantasy creatures she "designed herself". Ask her! I admit that I feigned interest as I was headed north.

I love you Board Pharisees, you're really sad the way you patrol the place like little hitlers. Impure! Exorcise! But funny, too. Thanks!


Oh PS: I'm in my office now pushing paper into their files to send to the accountant. I have one of those all xmas stations on the system, and my fair trade dark roast is waiting, must go grabbit. I'm expecting a cute young photographer in a couple of hours on business. I think she's going to like the place. 3,000 sq ft, all open, 14" ceilings, all white, black carpet. Let's see if it turns her on enough to fool around. I'll let you know.

 

[RocketLauncher]

As tiny as the girl with the snake tattoo is, and she is tiny, maybe 4’11” , my next soft target is close to 6"

My, my, 6"? She certainly is tiny. The only humans I know of that tiny is generally found in utero.

 

[Notcastor]

My, my, 6"? She certainly is tiny. The only humans I know of that tiny is generally found in utero.

You're a sick, twisted fuck.

Stay close.

 

[Emerson40]

My, my, 6"? She certainly is tiny. The only humans I know of that tiny is generally found in utero.

On the bright side, he can take a break from his lifts and elevator shoes.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

My, my, 6"? She certainly is tiny. The only humans I know of that tiny is generally found in utero.

So...you're prolife?

 

[Super-Surprise]

Oh Lanny, please do continue to regale us with your feats of passion and perversion!

I need a few more chapters or my next story.

 

[Super-Surprise]

As tiny as the girl with the snake tattoo is, and she is tiny, maybe 4’11” , my next soft target is close to 6”, ripe, Delicious.
Love the way he moves in my presence; it’s subtle, but he’s doing it for me. And i like that.

Was it a snake or a lizard?

My, my, 6"? She certainly is tiny.

Here ya go...six inches soft, just as you have requested...

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[RocketLauncher]

On the bright side, he can take a break from his lifts and elevator shoes.

So...you're prolife?

Unless I can borrow Lance's lifts I'm not rising to that bait.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Unless I can borrow Lance's lifts I'm not rising to that bait.

Who's Lance?

 

[RocketLauncher]

Who's Lance?

In a metaphysical sense who is anyone?

 

[Notcastor]

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[Notcastor]

“Is a little sexual obsession good for one’s general well-being?”

Funny how most posters to this thread have avoided the question.... most here have an obsession about one or more of their fellow posters, so i thought they could relate.

 

[IG_88]

I never noticed this thread before. I do like that particular phase or state or whatever it is. Finding your target, knowing you have a clear shot but it's far enough that you also know you can easily miss, working your way into the panties, patiently, carefully, finally getting the prize and then of course realizing it's exactly the same as all the others. But man is the chase fun.