The Horny Unicorn

[Isolde]

Isolde woke up from her light doze. The night was growing old and the fire had all but died down. Turning over in the bedrolls, she heard a movement in the camp and sat up. Straining her eyes, she saw a figure huddled on the ground and she sighed.

It was Kitsuke and, with the night air chilling as it was, she felt rather bad that she had played such a cruel joke on him. She had been aiming to get back at him just a little bit and was going to let him back into the bedroll but she had fallen asleep during his tirade and never got the chance to extend the invitation.

Moving from the bedrolls, she stirred up the fire once again, adding fuel to it before taking the covers and moving them over besid her sleeping husband. Laying down in the covers beside him, she drew him to her and nestled his head upon her bare breast as she threw the covers over him and lent him her body heat so that he could sleep comfortably.

Kissing along his cheek and neck as he rested there, she murmured,"Rest Kitsuke-kun. There will be plenty of time for us to consumate the marriage. And should I reach your borders with several children in tow than I will be a happy woman. The journey will simply take longer than planned but we will be together during it so the time will pass quickly, I promise."

 

[THEBRAT]

Charlene/CHARREDDRAGON

I am from the union of King of all Dragons and Barbarian Princess!

Thorr if you had killed My Guard you would have taken his place!

Cherise here is Thorr piece of worm eaten maggot meat if he is not careful I CHARREDDRAGON will do more than breathe on him!

When he not have Enchanted Armor on his body he will then run like "Scalded Snow Saber Toothed Tiger"of course Dragon Stomache smell bad!

I not need Worm Eaten Maggot Meat Here telling me something that I already know!

Creeps & Cherise if you will please excuse me I must go and hunt for Dragon Stomache is Hungery and when I eat it is a very messy job!

Cherise Thorr thinks that he trained me CHARREDDRAGON to be good girl know that was fun I played like I was a simpleton!

ooc Charlene is more than she has let people know until now you just might find some "Tree Beasts" sitting around your fire kitsuke

 

[kitsuke]

Kitsuke

OOC: to the others, do as much of the previous night posting as yu want, we can keep this up for a while


The night passed and Kitsuke unconsciously put his arms around his new wife as they slept together. Waking early the morning next to her he was momentarily confused to feel her next to him and pleasantly surprised to find she wore nothing to bed.

He resolved to make up for his teasing her the previous morning and stealthily slid his hand between her thighs, intent on giving her pleasure from the moment she woke. Ever so slowly he worked his hand to her slit, seperating her outer lips with a finger and sliding it inside her. Passing into her completely he started stroking in and out of her timed to her breathing. Feeling her natural wetness increase he began to kiss her neck and whisper small endearments in her ear, wanting her to wake up or stop doing suxch a damn good job of faking it.

 

[Isolde]

Isolde was having a pleasant dream. She was lying under the stars and Kitsuke was making love to her. His hands were moving over her and making her flesh heated, her pussy throbbing as he plunge inside of her. She felt her body shake and the wetness between her legs grow as she moaned her need in her sleep.

Slowly the pleasure grew until it was almost painful in intensity and she thrashed a bit in her sleep, suddenly opening her eyes to see her husband over her, his fingers deep in her throbbing, spasming pussy.

Not being able to react, she lay back gasping and moaning as her pussy squeezed his fingers, spilling wetness upon them. Her breathing was becoming rapid as his fingers moved in and out of her and she was unable to say anything at this point.

Finally the orgasm that woke her ebbed a moment and she stared up at him. "Kitsuke?," She said, trying to gather her wits about her. Reaching up, she pulled him down to her or a long, lingering kiss, exploring his mouth most thoughly as her hands begin to run the length of his body.

Breaking off the kiss, she murmured,"Forgive me, husband. I should not have done that last night. I regretted it for I was feeling my need for you the whole night."

Again she kissed him and ran her tongue along his lips. "I promise never to exclude you from our bed again."

 

[kitsuke]

Kitsuke

"Nothing to forgive, my love. It was I who started it, as I am sure we both recall." kissing her tenderly he nibbled on her lip and chin for a moment.

"So any ideas as to what we can do next?" he asked with a knowing smile. As she leapt on top of him he added breathlessly, "Ah yes, there is that.." and could speak no mroe as her mouth covered his.

 

[Isolde]

Isolde laughes softly as she took the initiative and pinned Kitsuke to the ground. Kissing him thoughly, she let her tongue probe past his lips to explore the softness of his mouth.

Moaning her need of him into the kiss, she moved her hands over him, sliding her body off of him for a moment as her hand slid under his clothing and down to caress the hardness there. With one leg over his, she let her fingers brush up and down his hardness as her tongue explored his mouth, her lips tasted of him as they roamed over his neck and her teeth nipped his ear.

"Now to pay for your teasing, husband," She said with a chuckle,"I am sure that we will get no traveling done today for I intend to make up for wasted time."

 

[kitsuke]

Kitsuke

"That, Isolde-chan, is a fate I can live with." he growled as Isolde pronounced his sentence for his actions.

Finding her breasts with his fingers he began to tease her nipples in the cool morning air, the gooseflesh rising under his fingers. Rolling the turgid little nubs between thumb and forefinger he elicited a gasp from her as she savaged his neck. Moving his hips a bit he rubbed his hardness against her thighs and crotch, letting her know he was mroe than ready for her.

Busies his mouth kissing her face and ear... working his way down to her mouth to invade it with his tongue. Arms wrap around Isolde as she sucks his tongue into her mouth and toys with it with her own.

Reaching between both their legs he grabs his cock and rubs it against her, slowly working it between her lips and almost inside her.

 

[Neale]

Thorr

Thorr chuckled at the delusional waif. Obviously, the mix of dragon and barbarian blood had left her somewhat deranged. Turning back to his friends, he remembered why he had come. "Ho, Creeps. Cherise. Isolde taken by demon god. We find them in morning, kill everything in area what not Isolde. Anything get in Thorr's way, Thorr go through. Especially stupid dragons and treebeasts."

A near-miraculous event occurred; Thorr remembered something that didn't involve ale, wenching, or slaying. "Creeps, you tracker, right? Cherise, you cast spell help find Isolde?" At their nods, he gave his first true smile since hearing the news. "Good. Thorr have dibs on demon scum."

 

[Isolde]

Isolde held nothing back as she attacked, tasted and nibbled upon Kitsuke. In fact she reveled in the fact that not only could this man take what she could dish out in any aspect of their lives but could also give as good as he got. She was not forced to rein in her warrior instincts in fear of hurting him.

Feeling his hips raise and the tip of his cock poised at the entrance to her hot, throbbing sex, she groaned into his mouth and thrust down upon him, taking him into her as far as she could before lifting her hips and thrusting down again. She was wet enough so that it did not take many movements before he was seated completely in her, her velvet passage wrapped firmly around him as it spasmed just slightly around the intruding member.

Pausing for only a moment, she then begin to rock gentlly back and forth...taking him in and then moving so that only the tip of him resided inside her before plunging back down on his cock once more.

An almost animal like growl came from her as the rubbing along her heated passage caused the spasming around his cock to increase and she could feel every bump and ridge along his swollen member as it invaded her again and again.

Her breathing was rapid and harsh as she looked down upon Kitsuke with eyes filled with lust as well as love.

A smile comes to her lips as she says in a low voice,"A lifetime of passion, my husband, are you sure you are willing to sacrifice that much? For that is the sentence I would put upon you. At least a lifetime and, if you believe in an afterlife, an eternity of the same once we pass from this earth."

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

I patted Thorr on the back, "nice to see you again buddy, and I'm glad you brought your axe. There are several Treebeasts in this forest, and they are large". It was now the morning, and we went on our way. The forest was really dark, even during the day. Only a few leaks of sunlight came through. I didn't want to admit it, but this was a beautiful place. Sure it was filled with Treebeasts, but if you forgot about all that, this we be an amazing view. There were small creatures everywhere, strange yet beautiful plants, and giant trees that seemed to reach the sky. I spotted a very pretty flower near a dead log. It almost seemd gold, so I decided to pick one up. Maybe I could even give it Cherise... if she wanted it. I quickly put the flower in my pouch, and then noticed Cherise glance at me. Hope she didn't notice what I was doing.

 

[Najia]

Cherise

Cherise picked her way around roots, logs and rocks as best as she could. Occasionally she would look back at Thorr to make sure he was okay. She knew he was not used to tiptoeing around things and was afraid his crashing steps would bring the whole forest of treebeasts down on them. While not afraid of fighting, a fight avoided was a fight won in her book.

It was one of these times that she was checking on their large friend that she caught a movement from Creeps as he slide something in a pouch. Shrugging she figured he was a thief and probably could not help his natural instincts.

"So, tell me Creeps," She said trying to help pass the time and also because she was interested in knowing more about him,"Just how did you come to meet my friends Isolde and Thorr?"

At that moment her foot was caught on a branch that had been hidden in the shadows that covered the path and the started to fall. Grabbing onto the only thing close to her, she found herself holding onto Creeps' arm for support.

"Sorry about that. I'm not usually that clumsy," She said embarrassed.

 

[THEBRAT]

Charlene/CHARREDDRAGON

Thorr I may be Delusional but at least I am not a "HALF WITTED BARBARIAN" Isolde should have beaten more sense into you!!!

Were you not told to not make threats in somebody elses Home?

If you so much as Hurt "The Tree Beasts" or try to turn My Honor Guards into Toothpicks it will be the very last thing that you will ever do!

Cherise pray excuse my very bad manners but I have told Thorr "THE HALF WITIED BARBARIAN" 3 Different Times that I am Half Dragon!

I will see you all later I must now Patrol My Home for unwanted tresspassers!

I turn away from everyone and "Smile Like The Snow Saber Toothed Tiger that has just eaten all of The Cream!"

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

Cherise didn't seem to notice me putting the flower in my pouch, but she did notice me do something. I decided to keep quiet for a while, until Cherise asked my how I met Thorr, and Isolde. "Well, I met Thorr one day while he was fighting a bunch of ogres, or hill giants, or something like that. I saved his life that day, and thats how we became friends. As for his sister, I accidently broke her skillet, but I did do it for a good reason. So I had to repay Isolde some how. Isolde asked me to out on a show, and I agreed, but only if she would be my assistant. So thats how she became me assistant in the knife throwing show, and thats how I met her". Cherise almost fell, and fell on my arm. She apologized, and I blushed a bit.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Shawn Williams

*Shawn williams, The outcast of a boy...had, through ingenuity, the help of countless wild animals...and a little help from lady luck...found the trail of Isolde, his eyes sparkled beneath the dark brown wood as he ran along the un-beaten path...he was exceptionally swift for some reason...Maybe it was all that running away from hatrid infested townsfolk....in either case, the young lad sniffed the air and caught somthing*
" 'Ello?? Is anyone out there?"

*he paused quietly..hoping he wouldnt have to pull out the elongated Fencing Rapier....His eyes whirled concernedly*

"I said is anyone there??"

 

[THEBRAT]

Charlene/CHARREDDRAGON

Isolde & Kitsuke I have moved you both to a place that looks exaty like this one!

I hear someone in The Tree Beast Forest and I start tracking him IThe he Says "Ello?? is anyone out there?"

"I said is anyone out there??"

"Well that all depends on what you mean is anyone out there!"

If you do not mind a halfing Dragon than I am here!

"What exatlly do you want?"

 

[Najia]

Cherise

Cherise laughed a bit and straightened her clothing out as she regained her footing.

"Knife throwing show?," She said trying to picture Isolde standing still for that,"That is an interesting vision to be sure. We would make a great pair if we ever fell on hard times, Creeps. Me with my magic and you with your knives. We would never starve to be sure."

With a groan, she sat down on the nearest rock and said,"I am for some lunch. My feet hurt and my stomach is growling at me. And I cant do magic on an empty stomach."

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

Cherise was hungry, I couldn't blame her, so was I, "don't worry, I'll get us something to eat". I searched my inventory for some bread, and pretty soon I found a whole loaf of it, "here, this should fill your stomach", I toss the bread to her. I searched my inventory again, this time for some water. While I was scrounging around the flower I picked accidently fell out. Seeing that it was right in front of Cherise's view, I quickly pick it up again.

 

[kitsuke]

Kitsuke

"I promise you , wife. That is a life I will not shirk." Kistuke reached up and pulled her to him, cutting off both their words with the speech of flesh on flesh. Seeing her little smile as he answered had been more reward than he needed and due to her response he grew all the more passionate with her.

Flipping the both of them over so he was now above her. Driving into Isolde with renewed vigor they both began breathing heavily, the heaviness of the moment taking it's toll on both of them. Little things were happening inside her. So small were they, but so intense as to their location, that he did not know whether or not she did them on purpose. It just seemed that every so often her tight, wet walls would close even more tightly around him. The sensation was maddeningly arousing.

He kissed and licked her full breasts as they moved. Tracing the underside curve with his tongue, then trailing up and teasing her engorged nipple and the surrounding aureolae. His hands flat on the ground provided support for their now frenzied pace and the slapping of their bodies could be heard througout the clearing.

Moaning, calling her name and biting off words in his native tongue Kitsuke came inside Isolde, filling her to the brim and overflowing with his spend and calling out his love for her as she writhed under him...

 

[Isolde]

OOC: Okay, BRAT...I can buy that you might have learned where we were through your treebeast. But believablity stops there.

No one knows that Isolde and Kitsuke are husband and wife. And no one but Thorr was around to hear the description of the demon and even sene it is Kitsuke. In fact, when Thorr finds Kitsuke he is not going to realize that that is who the boy was describing.

And there is no way in hell I am going to believe you could have treebeasts move us, our belongings and horses from one place to the next without alerting us..simply because we are two experienced warriors. I dont care how much Isolde is into fucking Kitsuke's brains out...we would instantly be on alert.

And anyone rude enough to drop into someone's camp while they were in that explicite position and just say,"Hi, fancy meeting you here," deserves to be ignored by the party that is doing that.

So, as GM of this thread, I declare that not only did you not come in our camp but we are in the same spot we originally camped in. You can roleplay like you were on your way when you ran into Rolland but as far as the thread is concerned, the above up to that point never happened and I ask everyone in the thread to see it in that way.

 

[Guest]

The pace of the lovemaking was frenzied and fast. Both had put off their needs for too long to take it slow and easy. The need was too great not to give into it. And so they did.

Isolde would do nothing but lie under Kitsuke and moan as she thrust back at him, trying frantically to keep pace with him. He seemed to be trying to reach the deepest depths of her, to make sure that he was secure inside her as he spent himself in her. And she was more than happy to help him in that goal.

She could feel the sweat forming on her brow as they both moved with each other and the slapping of their bodies got louder as they approached climax, her passage grasping and kneading his hard shaft as it plunged into her again and again. The frantic pace of him rubbing against her clit and passage walls was too much and she came with a yell, her back arched to take him all the way in, the same moment that he came within her.

Her body shook with the momentum of the orgasm and it was all she could do to cling to him, their bodies frozen as they were locked within each other by the intensity of the moment. She was almost sobbing in her relief as they begin to relax, he still inside of her, kissing her neck and face as they held each other in the afterglow.

Isolde sought and found his sweat slicked neck and nuzzled him there, her own hair plastered to her forehead as she breathed heavily, trying to return the senses in her body to normal. But the would not go. It seemed that every one of her senses were attuned to him and only him and she simply snuggled deep into him, letting a sleepiness come over her as she lay in her husband's arms.

"Kitsuke-kun," She said in a hoarse voice as she lay there letting the noon sun beat down upon them,"It just might take a bit longer for you to reach your lands than you thought. But I am willing to be patient if you are."

She chuckled before gently and unwillingly sliding from his arms. Kissing him tenderly, she said,"I have to get cleaned up and dressed and then we have to find something to eat. We have neglected almost four meals in almost twenty four hours. Though your body is sustinence for the soul, my stomach is empty."

Moving to where she left her clothing, she rounded it up and headed toward water to clean up.

"You stay there, husband, or I shall never get dressed," She said with a soft laugh,"And think about whether you wish to hunt or fish for I will take the other option."

 

[Isolde]

That was me, peoples^

 

[Neale]

In The Woods...

OOC: Just to back up the Lady GM...

The powerful mage who had first created the Tree Beasts had enchanted a certain variety of trees, turning them into sentient, mobile engines of destruction. Their original purpose had been to protect the forest, but time and evil gawds had twisted their mission. They had become a menace to anyone entering the forest, even slaughtering innocent animals. Eventually, they even prostituted themselves in service of dragonkind!

Caerald, Greater Gawd of the Forests and Snuggly Critters, had had quite enough of this shit. He had assisted and advised MagiLoon, the arch-magistress, in the creation of the Tree Beasts. As far as he was concerned, he'd brought them into the world, and he could take them out.

The Beasts had been shaped from a certain kind of elm tree, you see... Though he wept at the coming loss of innocent, natural trees of this variety, he had no choice but to unleash a scourge from another world upon these creatures. From a land far away in time and space, but close to his seat of power, he brought forth Dutch Elm Disease!

With the magical oomph he gave the blight, it ripped through the forest in a matter of minutes, rendering every last Tree Beast, from twig to root, even unto the saplings, into so much compost.

 

[Najia]

Cherise

Cherise caught the loaf of bread and laughed. "Well I do hope I shall have assistance in eating this. I would hate to think that I would be sitting her putting on that many pounds."

Her laughter died as she saw what had fallen out of the pouch. He was picking up the flower to hide it again but her hands came over his, stopping him from completing it. Moving the flower in his hand by moving his own hand which was cupped in her own, she shook her head.

"I cant believe it. The Golden Rose. Of course as a mage, I have heard of it but I have never seen it before. It is very rare and it is said that the one who picks it can have the traditional three wishes that come with any powerful magic wishing item."

"Of course that is providing that the wishes are not used to force their will upon someone else. Otherwise they are free to wish what they want."

Letting Creeps' hand go, she smiled at him. "You are lucky indeed to have found such a treasure. Make sure you use those wishes with wisdom."

"Meanwhile, "She said patting the log upon which she sat,"Sit with me and enjoy this meal. No one should have to think on an empty stomach."

 

[THEBRAT]

OOC I am asking everyone do you want my Character gone??

 

[kitsuke]

Kitsuke

Smiling to himself as Isolde went to the stream Kitsuke stood up and went to his equipment. Buckling on his swords he pulled his daikyu from it's place along the frame of his pack and strung it. Pulling out his small quiver of arrows he nocked and sighted, feeling the pull of the large bow once more.

"I will hunt, aisai. See if there is any game to be had here. You should fish because all you will have to do is lay nude in the water and they will swarm to you!" laughing a bit he strode to where she was and leapt over the small stream. Blowing a kiss to her he checked once more for any discrepancies in his weapon and disappeared into the forest.

Some time later, creeping along in the underbrush he was glad for his training from the demonland scouts. The ones who went to hide in the land of the Dark Lord had refined hiding to an art form and so it was not too long before a stray deer finds it's way into the clearing in front of him. Pulling the arrow back and releasing inone motion as he had been taught, trusting to his chi to guide the arrow to it's target.

The arrow plunged into the breast of the small hart, delivering a mortla blow before it realized what was happening. Stepping into the clearing he says a quick prayer to the Fortunes for delivering him such a fine source of food. A sudden silence, even greater than the one caused by his intrusion alarmed him.

Kitsuke spun around, no longer certain he was alone.