The Horny Unicorn

Cherise

Cherise let Creep's hand go reluctantly as he went to greet the bride to be. She closed her eyes and yawned. That transportation spell had taken much of her strength. They would be lucky if she didn't start snoring during the ceremony.

At that moment, a wash of unfamiliar magic enveloped her and she felt almost dizzy. When she opened her eyes, she was no longer in the Cathedral but in a huge room filled with the upmost opulane. Everwhere she looked, there were tapestries, rugs and furniture of the best quality. The walls and floors shone with a golden hue.

Huge windows opened onto a blue sky and clouds passed right by it as she stared. She had to be high up for that to happen. Going to the window, she looked down and she could see that they were high up on a mountain peak. And there were no stairs leading to the place that she could detect

There was only one explanation for this. Turning around, she saw Creeps there but no one else.

"This isn't my doing," She assured him,"I was too tired to do this. Besides I never knew that the Golden Palace of Solitude actually existed outside of myths until this day."

Walking around the place, she was in awe. Magic was everywhere and she felt very comfortable. She had a good mind to explore and see what she could of this legendary place but that would take days and they would miss them. Wouldn't they? She was a stranger to all of them but Creeps was known to them. Still this was an opportunity you didn't get more than once in a lifetime. Besides, it looked like she and Creeps were alone at last.

"The legend goes that the phantom servants of the palace will tend to each of the inhabitants needs without fail. Unless those guests try to steal anything," She gave a sharp look Creep' way.

"If that should happen, the forces of this place turn against them and they are killed. Never heard from again. Otherwise the palace should be at our disposal."

"Do you think we should return to your friends though?"
 
Creeps

ooc: Don't worry Najia. I just need a few more decisions, and judgeing by yours I see that you do not enjoy group sex. Oh well, thats fine by me. Lets just wait for one more decision.
 
aha

ooc: I have just had a great idea. Those of you who vote for post one, please type 1. Those of you who vote for post two, then please type 2.
 
Creeps

ooc: the lot of you are pretty busy these days, aren't you. Oh well, might as well post something while I wait for the votes.

ic: I golden swirl began to hover over the city, and struck everyone. The passed out for a few seconds. When I woke up, I saw...

1) Cherise, and I were in a large golden room.

2) Everyone staring at each other in a perverted way. Including the most powerful of mages, and magic users. I hadn't seen a smile that wide on Mergale since he stole the holy hand grenade.
 
HEEEEELLLLLooooo

ooc: Does anyone care anymore. We finally might have a third sex scene, and no one cares? Well, smite you!
 
ooc high king I am here but I am not ready to post anything right now
 
whew

ooc: I'm glad your still here THEBRAT. By the way, did you vote for post one, or post two.
 
OOC: I'm also here; I'm just waiting for kitsuke and isolde, since they said something about being off for a while.

As for the vote, since I am a jaded youth, I choose not to exercise my democratic right to do so. Besides, Mergale doesn't care mutch for either scenario you presented.
 
hmmph

ooc: fine then MrSand. Be that way. See if I care. I don't care at all. In fact, I don't give a damn what you think. So what was your vote again?
 
Thank you

ooc: Thank you for voteing, and keeping this thread alive. Anyhoo, we just need to wait for Kitsuke, Isolde, Thorr, and Najia.
 
Thorr

Thorr drink ale, much ale, and is WAY too drunk for orgy... whichever choice that one is.
"Uuuurrrrrrpppp! Thorr never wanted to be barbarian warrior anyway! Thorr wanted to be... a lumberjack!!!" Singing: "Thorr a lumberjack, and him hokay! Thorr drink all night and fight all day! Thorr chop down foe; Thorr skip and jump; Thorr chop up a talking tree! On Wednesdays, Thorr go shopping and rescue virgins for free!"
 
ooc high_king this thread is not dead that I know of but I may be gone for a few days because of a Family Crisis
 
Back!

OOC: This is just to let you all know I am back. Had some problems with getting an ISP at new address. Hope to be posting regularly again now.

Sorry to be away so long all. :(
 
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