The Horny Unicorn

[Guest]

Cherise

OOC: Sandman, please tell me if this next post is going to far.

IC: Now that everyone was ready, Cherise begin to prepare her spell. "Don't worry, dragon-lady," She said with a chuckle,"The only danger you will be facing is if you get spell sick."

Her chanting begin. Low at first and then rising until the thunders begin to rumble and lightening threatened. With one last shout of the ancient language, they were all surrounded in a bright light and everyone was blinded for a moment.

When they could see they were no longer in the woods but in a large palace and all there personal belongings had been transported with them.

Cherise stumbled, the transport spell had drained her quite a bit for she had just transported several people not to mention their items.

"We're here," She begin and then her eyes fell on the dark figure standing there by two women. "YOU!" She shouted and readied a fireball,"Aren't you dead yet? How many damn times do I have to fight against you before you go back to hell where you belong? Do you know how many commanders that I have served under that you have killed? Well, I have you now! And this time you are not going to get away."

Letting lose her fireball, it misdirected and hit one of the windows, shattering to pieces.

"Damn! I should know better than to use magic after being drained so much. Throws off my aim." Glaring at Mergal, she said,"But don't think this gets you out of anything. Once I get my strength back you are going to get the mother of all hot feet!"

 

[Isolde]

Ducking from the broken window, Isolde moved between Cherise and Mergale.

"Woah, there," She said,"Let's not kill off anyone just yet."

To Mergale, she gave a sharp look and said,"I need to talk to you in private."

 

[Neale]

Thorr

Thorr smiled happily, and tromped over to Mergale's side. "Mervin!" He gripped the former Font of Foulness in a rib-endangering bear-hug, and asked him a question of grave importance, the answer to which could have realms-wide consequences... "Where ale?"

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

I held on to Cherise's hand, "its okay Cherise, let him be, he can'y hurt anyone right now. Hes the one whos getting married". I saw a shocked expression on Cherise's face. I whispered in her ear, "he was kind of forced into it".

 

[MrSand]

Mergale

Mergale was just standing around looking annoyed when all hell suddenly broke loose.

A teleportation spell shook the air, and soon the goons from the dreadful tavern he had worked at, along with some lunatic mage woman, burst forth from the portal.

"Wonderful..." muttered Mergale, rubbing the bridge of his nose in annoyance. "How utterly aggravating..."

Suddenly the mage began shouting and hurled a fireball at his general direction. Mergale would have flinched if the spell had even the slightest chance of hitting him. The Dark Lord merely chuckled as the fireball shattered one of the Holy Cathedral's giant stained-glass windows. The priests in attendance were utterly shocked.

"Do I know you?" he asked the mage when she calmed down. Suddenly, a memory flashed in his head. "Oh yes.. you were one of those fools the forces of Light sent against me in the past... too bad your little band of adventurers were slaughtered by my forces. But then again, what can you expect from weaklings?"

Mergale began to guffaw, but was cut short when massive arms wrapped around him and attempted to crush the life out of him. "Urk..."

"Mervin!!" shouted Thorr happily. "Where ale?"

Isolde then came up to him and asked to speak with him privately.

Mergale slipped out of Thorr's deadly embrace and growled at the former inn keeper. "Hmph. And why should I?" He then noted her change of outfit and laughed. "So, finally getting in touch with the slut within, huh? How utterly pathetic..."

 

[kitsuke]

Kitsuke

Kitsuke had changed into his armor for the ceremony, it being the most formal thing he had. He was standing around getting his bearings when Mergale's comment hit his ears. His features went from that of slight wonderment and earnestness to deadly calm and silence. He strode over to Mergale and planteed his feet in stance, his hand on his sword.

Eyes narrowed his voice came out as an angry rasp, "Ome wa dare da?! To speak to my wife in such a manner. Abase yourself and apologize or prepare to die! Lord of Darkness you may be, but we are in a citadel of light and the purity of my blade cannot be questioned!" he spat, the native tongue being 'Who do you think you are?' again he spoke, "My patience grows thin! Apologize or mapputatsuni hiki sakuwayo!!" he lost it at the last bit, threatening to tear him in half if the insult was not rescinded.

 

[Neale]

Thorr

Thorr glared at Mergale, "Hokay... what Kitsuke say!" Then Thorr sidled over to Cherise and whispered, "Uh... what did brother Kitsuke say?"

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

Seeing what Mergale was saying, I quickly flared my crossbow, reminding him of the weapon. He gulped.

 

[MrSand]

Mergale

The former Dark Lord blinked in shock at the three men before him. He broke out into a loud guffaw.

"Fools... I am Second Tier of the Dark Trinity! You insects are no match for me!" He quickly shot out his hands and prepared to unleash his unholy might. Suddenly, he remembered that he had lost much of his might several months ago.

He gasped in alarm and cowered back. Before the three could move towards him, though, he laughed. "Idiots. I may not weild my former power, but I am still ingenious... GUARDS!!!"

Soon, Paladins from the Army of Light shot out of the assembled crowd, holy Relic Blades gleaming in the light of the Cathedral.

Mergale laughed. "Try it, fools. Harm one hair on me, and the Forces of Light will grind your bones to dust. HAH HA HA HA HA!!!"

 

[kitsuke]

"How helpful will these Warriors of Honor be when they find out that you have insulted a guests Honor?" Kistuke asked, eyeing the paladins askance. "You forget the sort of people you have around you, Darkling. They would split me six times over before letting me harm you if I were just some old enemy. How about when they learn that you are assaulting a woman in their presence? Physical or verbal it matters not to men such as these. They still will not allow me to kill you. I can guarantee they will allow honor to be satisfied though."

Kitsuke then shouted out to the Paladin's what this was all about and that if they thought he was lying they should take another long look at him. Once they realized what he was they would know truth came from his lips.

"So, what will it be Mergale? Or should we tell your soon to be wife of your actions on Her day?"

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

I covered up my crossbow again, and made a sigh of relief, "well than Mergale, I see that you are now a man of dark, and light. You could even say, that you'll master the celestail magic soon enough". I then walked over to him, and whispered in his ear, "hey, its not all that bad, at least the princess is hot". I gave him a nudge, and backed off.

 

[THEBRAT]

Charlene

I decided to go in My Dragon Form and not to us My Disguise and I also was wearing My Dragon Armor!

When Cherise used her Teleportation Spell to get all of us to "The Church" where "The Wedding" was to take place at first nobody could see me at all because Thorr was standing in front of me!

Then when Thorr saw Mergale he ran up to Mergale and gave him a giant bear hug I thought that I heard some ribs crack I silently laughed to myself!


"As I walked past Mergale I gave him a Wicked Lash of My Dragon's Tail and I then heard Mergale give a Low Growl of Pain I looked at Mergale and My Eyes Glowed The Reddish Orange Color of Flames!"

I walked up to The Princess of Light and then I knelt in front of her and Gave her My Allegiance!

ooc If there is anything wrong with this post please let me know and I will then edit it!

 

[MrSand]

Mergale

Mergale glared at Kitsuke after his speech, then snarled at Creeps' comment.

"I'm surrounded by idiots!" he muttered. "Who invited you losers anyway?"

There was a sudden WHACK, and Mergale was face-first on the Cathedral floor. Standing behind him was the Princess of Light, who was holding a large golden scepter in her arms. It had a slight dent in it.

"Ow!" said Mergale as he peeled his head off the floor. "What the hell did you do that for, you harpy?!"

"These are my guests and I invited them!" said the Princess. She glared at her future husband. "Were you treating them badly?"
She readied the scepter for another strike.

"N-n-no! I was... welcoming them to the gathering! Heh heh heh..." Mergale attempted to crawl away, but another woman blocked his path.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Mergale. Is this how you treat your old friends?"

"Shut up, mother!" whispered the annoyed Dark Lord.

The woman ignored him and went over to greet Isolde's group. "Hello, you must be Mergale's friends from that quaint human city. I am the Queen of Night. Welcome..."

 

[Neale]

Thorr

At the prospect of wading in blood, gore, and guts hip-deep, straight through the ranks of armored knights, Thorr brightened visibly. That was something he could really get into. Unfortunately, more confusing words started flying around, and tensions eased. The mighty barbarian stalked off to ease his aggravation with a cask of ale.

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

ooc: still waiting for Cherise's decision.

 

[kitsuke]

Kitsuke turned to his wife, "Did his humiliation satisfy you, my love? If so I will let him be."

Then he caught Mergale's mother's introduction. Turning his jaw was agape for a bit and then a smile broke over his features as he held back laughter. His eyes twinkled with unspoken mirth as he held out his arm for his wife to grasp.

Leaning a bit he whispered to her, "Onnantongu, Lord Moon to my people, seems to have picked wives in more than one land." with that as the only explanation for his mirth.

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

Lord Moon?! This was getting interesting. I listened intentively to the conversation. Still holding on to Cherise's hand.

 

[Najia]

Cherise

OOC: Sorry, life is crazy.

IC: Cherise was about to tell Thor that Kitsuke had just told Mergal that he had better apologize and make it good or get his butt kicked between his ears when the scene turned interesting.

Smirking as Mergale picked himself up off the floor, she leaned over to Creeps and said,"I do believe that she is a worse punishment than even the worst of my fireballs."

Squeezing his hand that was holding hers, she wished that they weren't here with a crowd of people but somewhere where they could get to know each other better.

 

[Isolde]

Isolde swallowed as her husband faced Mergale. She wasnt so afraid of Mergale winning but the thought that Kitsuke might get hurt for something directed at her made her stomache flutter.

Still, she knew if she interfered and stopped him his honor, something she was discovering was very important to him, would be blemished so she simply stood back and hoped for the best.

However, when the paladins surrounded him, she drew her own sword and stood ready to fight by his side. She was much relieved when Mergale's bride to be saw fit to step in and lay him out. The problem was resolved.

Sheathing her sword, she nodded and smiled to Kitsuke when he asked her if the apology would suffice. Anything to keep him out of the middle of bloodshed. Moving to his side as he addressed Mergale's mother, she quietly slipped her arm about her husband and whispered in his ear.

"Would you mind not trying to make me a widow before the honeymoon is over?," She said quietly, nipping his earlobe gently to let him know she was simply interested in keeping him alive.

To the princess, she said,"I hate to try to break up your wedding, Princess of Light but I have an idea that would not only fetch you a large dowry but get you and our friend here a wonderful honeymoon palace. The problem is you might have to delay your wedding a bit but I think it would be worth it."

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

ooc: I made two alternate possible posts. Please pick one.

1ic: I was getting impatient. I suddenly walked toward the princess, and bowed, "excuse my your m'lady, but if you don't mind, I would really like to get to our rooms for the night". She agreed to do so... after she was finished talking. I sighed, "I wish everyone could just get along". I said it out loud, unaware that I just used up the second wish on the flower I had.

2ic: I was getting impatient. I suddenly walked toward the princess, and bowed, "excuse my your m'lady, but if you don't mind, I would really like to get to our rooms for the night". She agreed to do so... after she was finished talking. I sighed, "I wish Cherise, and i could could just have some alone time together". I was unaware that I just used up the second wish on my flower.

ooc: post one will most likely lead to an orgy. Post two will most likely get me some alone time with Cherise. If you are wondering where the flower came from, it is a few posts back. When we were still in the Treebeast Forest.

 

[MrSand]

Mergale

The Princess of Luminecence smiled brightly as she grasped Isolde's hands in her own. Her eyes shown with happy tears as she laughed with joy. "Oh, Isolde! You are such a true friend! You always try to help me out, even though we've known each other for such a small amount of time!"

Mergale cringed. His former boss and his future ball and chain: friends? This chain of events would certainly not do him any good.

The Queen of Night chuckled. "Oh, you truly are a friend to both my son and my future daughter-in-law," She regarded Isolde with a hungry stare and smiled. "What do you have in mind, my dear?"

 

[The_high_king]

hey

ooc: I'm a bit coonfused here. Sorry if I sound a bit daft, but did you choose post one, or post two?

 

[THEBRAT]

Charlene

"I always knew that Mergale was a weak person but not this much of a weakling!"

I say Hello as I walk up to "The Queen of The Night!"

It has been many years sense you have last talked to me "CHARREDDRAGON" and I have missed The Advice that you used to give to me!

ooc I am still around just been sick I gave myself Food Poisioning

 

[The_high_king]

woah thERE

ooc: soRRy iF I havE to wRitE likE this but my computERs all scREwy again. Anyways, I'm going to post whEn Enough pEoplE choosE post onE, oR post two.

 

[Isolde]

OOC: Kitsuke has told me that his internet service is getting messed up. He arranged for it to only be off a few hours as he is moving and they cut it off way to early. He wont be back until mid week. I am going to wait to put Isolde's plan out front until he gets back. I need his input to make it work.

But...Najia will be posting and put out an idea for her and High King to keep this thread active.