damppanties
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Did you do a sort of hip-shake, shimmy with that?oggbashan said:
Oh, the image...!
The 'How To' Contest Support Thread
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Oh, the image...!
oggbashan
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damppanties said:Did you do a sort of hip-shake, shimmy with that?
Oh, the image...!
I would if I could.
Such movements are now only possible in my imagination.
As an aside, May Day was celebrated in Whitstable, Kent with a series of Morris Dances.
The first one, at dawn on the beach, was performed naked.
Several Morris teams, male, female, and mixed took part in the day's festivities. This year the innovation was a display by the local bellydancing team.
Shame I missed it.
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*bump, wiggle and shake it for Ogg.... giggles and wanders off*
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What's all this bumping business?? 
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RebeccaMorton said:What's all this bumping business??
Bumping keeps the thread on the front page even when trolls are posting on old threads to attempt to annoy us.
I'd like to bump with some of the AH people but I'm too large and clumsy. An elephant might give a daintier bump.
Og
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Blah. You're perfect for bumping. Small and skinny would poke.oggbashan said:
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oggbashan said:
Hehe... ah right. I gets ya!
Elephants can be quite dainty you know, especially when they wear ballerina outfits. Perhaps you should try it? And post pictures of course
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Wooooooo!
I have 202 words!
I have 202 words!
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SelenaKittyn said:
Not only that, but this thread gets official recognition in the official thread.
You are all now part of the establishment.
Who are you going to moan about now?
Og
PS. First draft of first entry completed at 1600+ words. Now for the editing and the next entries.
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The start of submissions is still May 14th, right?
I am very new here (see, no icon!) but am willing to jump in head first and try to write something for this How To contest.
I have one question and I'm not patient enough to read the entire thread to see if it's been addressed:
does our writing have to be of a sexual nature? Can it be non-sexual?
While I do enjoy reading all the eroticness here I don't find myself able to write erotic stuff so I thought I'd get a start with a non-erotic piece.
I have one question and I'm not patient enough to read the entire thread to see if it's been addressed:
does our writing have to be of a sexual nature? Can it be non-sexual?
While I do enjoy reading all the eroticness here I don't find myself able to write erotic stuff so I thought I'd get a start with a non-erotic piece.
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oggbashan said:
Show off
I'm on 861 and taking a break.
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SelenaKittyn said:
Selena.. I just read 'Stay'. Amazing!!!
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damppanties said:Did you do a sort of hip-shake, shimmy with that?
Oh, the image...!
I think I just went blind....
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RebeccaMorton said:Show off
I'm on 861 and taking a break.
I'm at hmmm errr uhmmm 0000 and not moving....
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drksideofthemoon said:
It's okay. At the present moment I guarantee yours will still score higher
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neonlyte said:
It has to be submitted under the 'How To' category.
I am not the judge of what would be allowable.
However I think that almost anything goes - but the voters do tend to penalise my experimentation which is one reason for inventing the Last Place (tm) Contest.
I would accept 'How to get a date with Britney Spears' and 'How To push my pud up her poop-chute' but whether either would win?
Who knows?
Maybe this contest will sort the authors from the also-rans, or maybe not...
Og
oggbashan said:
Og,
I thought my proposal would be OK until I read this:
- Your piece must be submitted into the How-To category, and must be a How-To essay. That is, your submission must be instructional, not a story.
Now I'm not so sure.
It's the dialogue - a bloody giveaway.Similar threads
