The Hypochondriac Cafe

[OhMissScarlett]

On a side note...

How in the heck did Joe get in the first post before Scarlett started the thread???

I was wondering if anyone noticed that!

I'm going to say that must've Lit gone wonky for a little bit.

I'd hate to think of the ramifications of Sub Joe and me having some sort of a psychic link.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Please tell me there's no cure ... only ongoing therapy!

I've found having a partner with the same illness is the best treatment.

 

[impressive]

I've found having a partner with the same illness is the best treatment.

Hmm ... wonder where I can find one?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hmm ... wonder where I can find one?

I think you need grope, I mean group therapy.

 

[impressive]

I think you need grope, I mean group therapy.

Oh, one o' them thar "encounter gropes" eh?

 

[Dar~]

I'm hosting a grope therapy session in about twenty minutes

 

[OhMissScarlett]

"My name is Scarlett and I'm a horny bitch...."

"Hello, Scarlett."

 

[rgraham666]

"My name is Scarlett and I'm a horny bitch...."

We knew that.

 

[impressive]

"My name is Scarlett and I'm a horny bitch...."

"Hello, Scarlett."

"My name is Imp and I'm a horny bitch...."


(Can we have this session in bed ... or on a trampoline?)

 

[ElizabethWest]

Symptoms today:

Same as yesterday only worse. Bring on the ibuprofen.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My neck hurts, my hip hurts. I think I need LifeCall in case I fall down.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oi! my back...

 

[carsonshepherd]

My neck hurts, my hip hurts. I think I need LifeCall in case I fall down.

"I owe my life to THEM."

 

[OhMissScarlett]

"I owe my life to THEM."

Hehe.
I'm feeling fine right now, mark it on your calenders.

 

[sophia jane]

Oi! my back...

Mine too. So glad for Soma's.

SJ

 

[carsonshepherd]

Mine too. So glad for Soma's.

SJ

what is this?

 

[Dar~]

Either liquor or some ancient brazilian art form of pulling the illness out through the skin.

 

[Guest]

Either liquor or some ancient brazilian art form of pulling the illness out through the skin.

________

Leeches?

 

[sophia jane]

what is this?

Muscle Relaxers.

SJ

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My back hurts.

Who wants coffee?

 

[impressive]

What's it called when you can't remember the name of your whachamacallit?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What's it called when you can't remember the name of your whachamacallit?

Arterial blockage.

 

[impressive]

Arterial blockage.

Does he do house calls?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Does he do house calls?

Yes. I have him on speed dial.

 

[impressive]

Yes. I have him on speed dial.

Will he bring his whachamacallit ... and his jiggamahickey?