The Hypochondriac Cafe

[Dar~]

Will he bring his whachamacallit ... and his jiggamahickey?

Only if you request it other wise he just brings along the Whosiwhatsit and the Riggermajiggy

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Will he bring his whachamacallit ... and his jiggamahickey?

It's in his whosits.

 

[Dar~]

on to illnesses and bodily disfunctions.

I have one of those sores in my nose that you get when the air is too dry and it hurts like a mother fucker everytime I try and pick my nose!

 

[sophia jane]

on to illnesses and bodily disfunctions.

I have one of those sores in my nose that you get when the air is too dry and it hurts like a mother fucker everytime I try and pick my nose!

Um, don't pick your nose then.

SJ

 

[impressive]

on to illnesses and bodily disfunctions.

I have one of those sores in my nose ...

That's what happens when you try to keep threads on topic.


I still can't remember the name of my jiggamahoochie. It's gotta be some sorta mental affliction.

 

[Dar~]

Um, don't pick your nose then.

SJ

Wow!! I never thought of that

No really the air is so dry here and it hurts whenever my facial expressoon changes. Idon't know what to do.

Imp: its your pussy, cunt, quim, mons, cunny, cooter, box, love trap, snog bucket . . .which ever you chose.

 

[sophia jane]

Wow!! I never thought of that

No really the air is so dry here and it hurts whenever my facial expressoon changes. Idon't know what to do.

I have you tried nasal drops? My former father in law swears by using saline drops in his nose everyday.

SJ

 

[impressive]

Imp: its your pussy, cunt, quim, mons, cunny, cooter, box, love trap, snog bucket . . .which ever you chose.

Oh, thanks! The lady from the church is on her way over to pick it up for the covered-dish dinner. What a relief!

 

[Dar~]

I have you tried nasal drops? My former father in law swears by using saline drops in his nose everyday.

SJ

No, I will have try it. This thing friggin' hurts. I have a humidifier. and like I've told you I have trouble getting in enough fluids so I am sure that that is part of it.

 

[Dar~]

Oh, thanks! The lady from the church is on her way over to pick it up for the covered-dish dinner. What a relief!

What church is this, I really need to be at that meal

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh, thanks! The lady from the church is on her way over to pick it up for the covered-dish dinner. What a relief!

I had no idea that broccoli cheese and rice casserole was code for something.

 

[Dar~]

I had no idea that broccoli cheese and rice casserole was code for something.

Yum . . gimme some

 

[rgraham666]

I feel sooo left out. There's nothing wrong with me.

Oh wait! Narf! I'm insane. Never mind.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I feel sooo left out. There's nothing wrong with me.

Oh wait! Narf! I'm insane. Never mind.

I'm sure we can find a nice disease for you.
I always thought African Sleeping Sickness sounded cool.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm sure we can find a nice disease for you.
I always thought African Sleeping Sickness sounded cool.

If we're going by cool names, I dibs cerebral malaria.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

If we're going by cool names, I dibs cerebral malaria.

Super. I'll bake you a quinine cake.

 

[impressive]

... cerebral malaria.

Sounds like a mixed drink at the Cafe.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Waiter! one Prozac sandwich, with avocado

 

[ElizabethWest]

My stomach hurts. I just got off the treadmill. I think the two are related. I may have finally found an excuse not to exercise.

 

[sophia jane]

My stomach hurts. I just got off the treadmill. I think the two are related. I may have finally found an excuse not to exercise.

Nice try. Although... I did find an excuse. Exercising yesterday was how I hurt my back.

SJ

 

[Dar~]

I just vomitted up my chicken and macaroni and cheese. (it was the good mac and cheese too)

 

[carsonshepherd]

I just vomitted up my chicken and macaroni and cheese. (it was the good mac and cheese too)

what a waste of good food.

 

[Dar~]

what a waste of good food.

yeah, It was super yummy. I had put a great rub on the chicken and made homemade macaroni and cheese w/ pepper jack and muenster. *sobs*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm not sick, but my boyfriend's nephews were sneezing near me all night, so I'm sure I will be soon. Damn germy kid cooties.

 

[carsonshepherd]

i'm not sick, but i am itching a little. i'm starting to wonder if it might not be the dogs....