The Hypochondriac Cafe

[buxxxom]

Dear lord, I have a low grade fever....which means either I have an infection or I'm due for an arthritis flareup.........or its the onset of menopause rearing its ugly head.

Hope you feel better soon!

 

[carsonshepherd]

My tummy hurts, stupid eggs.

 

[BlackShanglan]

My tummy hurts, stupid eggs.

Oooh commisserations.

I just realized that I ate an omelet with Eggbeaters and didn't remember it wasn't whole eggs. I guess they're not half bad.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oooh commisserations.

I just realized that I ate an omelet with Eggbeaters and didn't remember it wasn't whole eggs. I guess they're not half bad.

Yeah but they have real egg whites so I can't eat them either. I made zucchini pancakes and I put in two eggs and that was too much.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think I might have migraines sometimes.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I fucked up my neck really bad tonight.

 

[feeeriek]

I fucked up my neck really bad tonight.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I have a fever and a really bad headache. And the cough syrup is not doing anything. And I feel whiney. It was a bad idea to go running this afternoon.

I need TLC.

 

[impressive]

I have a fever and a really bad headache. And the cough syrup is not doing anything. And I feel whiney. It was a bad idea to go running this afternoon.

I need TLC.

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[Nirvanadragones]

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It says nothing about sexual frustration. Or is that the "icky blah"'s ?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I have bad eyesight and I'm accident prone and I'm fucking allergic to everything.
Someone shoot me.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

*groans*

 

[scheherazade_79]

*groans*

*hugs*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My knee is very owie today.

 

[scheherazade_79]

My knee is very owie today.

I'll give you first aid - even though I haven't had my certificate yet. Maybe if I pulled it out of the joint, then put it back in again it would be better?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll give you first aid - even though I haven't had my certificate yet. Maybe if I pulled it out of the joint, then put it back in again it would be better?

it would be better to cut if off and make me a wooden leg. How's your carving skills?

 

[scheherazade_79]

it would be better to cut if off and make me a wooden leg. How's your carving skills?

Never tried, but I'll give it a go

And if it goes wrong, I can just defibrillate you after, and bring you back to life

 

[FatDino]

Never tried, but I'll give it a go

And if it goes wrong, I can just defibrillate you after, and bring you back to life

Remind me to never go unconscious in Wales.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Remind me to never go unconscious in Wales.

Ditto.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Spend the night in my bed, and it's inevitable

Besides, have some faith! I could turn out to be very good at stuff like that, and end up retraining as a brain surgeon!

 

[FatDino]

Spend the night in my bed, and it's inevitable

Besides, have some faith! I could turn out to be very good at stuff like that, and end up retraining as a brain surgeon!

How can carving a wooden leg for Absy get you recruited to be a neurosurgeon?

The furthest you can go with that is orthopedics.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How can carving a wooden leg for Absy get you recruited to be a neurosurgeon?

The furthest you can go with that is orthopedics.

My brain will look like Welsh Scrimshaw............cool.

 

[FatDino]

My brain will look like Welsh Scrimshaw............cool.

She may even put a Zade logo on your brain.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She may even put a Zade logo on your brain.

You have NO idea what that woman has done to my brain.

 

[FatDino]

You have NO idea what that woman has done to my brain.

Consider the level of inaneness you're at, I think I may have a vague idea.