the I am NOT menstruating right now thread

[Wild_Honey_66]

thank god that's over for another month.

 

[elli1]

*peeks*
can i come in if i promise not to make a mess?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*peeks*
can i come in if i promise not to make a mess?

only if you share your coffee.

 

[elli1]

only if you share your coffee.

*hands over mug* no sugar in it...

 

[Jaime_H]

only if you share your coffee.

What's menstruation.......?

 

[elli1]

What's menstruation.......?

want me to show you?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

want me to show you?

I could have done that last week.

eh, ya snooze, ya lose, Jaime.

 

[elli1]

eh, ya snooze, ya lose, Jaime.

when you're on your period, it's "you sneeze, you..."
http://s9.postimg.org/5u6faqaun/tumblr_n30pz4_Gd4e1ts8myoo1_500.jpg

 

[Jaime_H]

when you're on your period, it's "you sneeze, you..."
http://s9.postimg.org/5u6faqaun/tumblr_n30pz4_Gd4e1ts8myoo1_500.jpg

I was going to masturbate before I left..... lost the urge......

 

[elli1]

I was going to masturbate before I left..... lost the urge......

you're welcome

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you're welcome

pretty sure he didn't mean that as a compliment.

 

[elli1]

pretty sure he didn't mean that as a compliment.

ohh, ok.... you know i'm bad at reading people....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ohh, ok.... you know i'm bad at reading people....

this is very true. (not)

 

[BradBigBrain]

I've never menstruated. I've masticated, though.

 

[elli1]

I've never menstruated. I've masticated, though.

lucky you!
and there's a thread for that....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I've never menstruated. I've masticated, though.

but have you ever masticated someone who was menstruating?

 

[elli1]

but have you ever masticated someone who was menstruating?

that's almost as bad as urinating on someone who's menstruating

 

[Jaime_H]

that's almost as bad as urinating on someone who's menstruating

This thread gets weirder.....

 

[elli1]

This thread gets weirder.....

weirdER?! what are you saying?

 

[MausAss]

that's almost as bad as urinating on someone who's menstruating

Still better than cutting your own penis to make it bleed in an effort to show solidarity with the menstruating women.

Also wouldn't it be more constructive to start threads about what you're actually doing?

 

[elli1]

Still better than cutting your own penis to make it bleed in an effort to show solidarity with the menstruating women.

Also wouldn't it be more constructive to start threads about what you're actually doing?

ouch!

did you know some men start lactating when their woman are pregnant? lactating.... hmmmm.....

 

[BradBigBrain]

but have you ever masticated someone who was menstruating?

I do have my red wings.

 

[MausAss]

ouch!

did you know some men start lactating when their woman are pregnant? lactating.... hmmmm.....

It could be because of pathologic galactorrhea, the cases are not documented well enough to be certain, at least according to Wikipedia.

Also, are you thinking about starting a I'm not lactating thread?

 

[elli1]

Also, are you thinking about starting a I'm not lactating thread?

already have

 

[PerkyT_T]

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