The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: let's drink!

[StillStunned]

Why does sailing terminology always sound a bit dirty?

Actually, maybe it's just the way I say it.

 

[Bamagan]

I no a little about yahcts and saleing and can confirm the accuracy of this excellent diogram

Ewer noughtical nollidge is mutch appresheeated.

 

[onehitwanda]

Ewer noughtical nollidge is mutch appresheeated.

I am mentally stabbing you to death right now.

 

[TheLobster]

Actually, maybe it's just the way I say it.

Your dirty mind is just thinking about driving your rigid rigged schooner into that billowy ketch.

 

[HyunnaPark]

driving your rigid rigged schooner into that billowy ketch.

This read like something out of Jabberwocky until I read the previous page of this thread with the relevant XKCD.

 

[TheLobster]

This read like something out of Jabberwocky until I read the previous page of this thread with the relevant XKCD.

Makes you wonder what “vorpal sword” and “slithy tove” are euphemisms for.

 

[onehitwanda]

When I played AD&D, I was always partial to wearing Brigandine on my Brigantine.

yarr

 

[NuclearFairy]

Why does sailing terminology always sound a bit dirty?

Because everything a sailor says is dirty.

 

[YmaOHyd]

When I played AD&D, I was always partial to wearing Brigandine on my Brigantine.

yarr

Sounds brigandly.

 

[onehitwanda]

Why does sailing terminology always sound a bit dirty?

I mean...

 

[MillieDynamite]

OMG!

I mean...

 

[stickygirl]

I mean...

That's a 502 Bad Gateway. Why am I surprised. Some quasi sailing filth I expect.

Most sailing terms make sense if you pretend you're in the 16th century. Here's some filth for you sluggards
tuck line, nibs, stopwaters
Breast hooks, butt blocks and bucking

 

[onehitwanda]

That's a 502 Bad Gateway. Why am I surprised. Some quasi sailing filth I expect.

Most sailing terms make sense if you pretend you're in the 16th century. Here's some filth for you sluggards
tuck line, nibs, stopwaters
Breast hooks, butt blocks and bucking

scandalising the courses and paying the devil his due

 

[MillieDynamite]

So not a bad gateway for me.

That's a 502 Bad Gateway. Why am I surprised. Some quasi sailing filth I expect.

Most sailing terms make sense if you pretend you're in the 16th century. Here's some filth for you sluggards
tuck line, nibs, stopwaters
Breast hooks, butt blocks and bucking

 

[stickygirl]

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So not a bad gateway for me.

I use AuntysaysVPN so maybe that explains

 

[stickygirl]

Flitches, futtocks and Fife rails

 

[stickygirl]

Flitches, futtocks and Fife rails

I think a futtock might be a silent fart and flitches sounds BDSM.

 

[Bamagan]

I am mentally stabbing you to death right now.

Ewe mist. Aye fowned a gneyeff lawdged en migh timpull, buht iht fayelled tu sleigh. Eyeam nawt unalived.

 

[onehitwanda]

Ewe mist. Aye fowned a gneyeff lawdged en migh timpull, buht iht fayelled tu sleigh. Eyeam nawt unalived.

Iċ eom goende to kīcc þū betwēn þe scancaas.

 

[BeechLeaf]

A palatalization dot on the iċ. Sod Cupid's arrow, this is the real thing.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Shever me tembers, that whore can suck cock. I blasted in her throat, like a sperm whale.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Shever me tembers, that whore can suck cock. I blasted in her throat, like a sperm whale.

Just saw an episode of some British humor show where they ask obscure trivia questions. Evidently the animal with the largest testicles is the Atlantic Right Whale. In a single ejaculation it can produce up to 4.5 liters(1.2 gallons) of semen. That's one impressive cum shot.

 

[BellaBestia]

Just saw an episode of some British humor show where they ask obscure trivia questions. Evidently the animal with the largest testicles is the Atlantic Right Whale. In a single ejaculation it can produce up to 4.5 liters(1.2 gallons) of semen. That's one impressive cum shot.

I love QI!
And blue whale is always the wrong answer lol

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Just saw an episode of some British humor show where they ask obscure trivia questions. Evidently the animal with the largest testicles is the Atlantic Right Whale. In a single ejaculation it can produce up to 4.5 liters(1.2 gallons) of semen. That's one impressive cum shot.

Now I'm wondering who among is is the best choice to write the Right Whale Bukkake story...
Reply with your nominations...

 

[solange5]

Arrrgh I'll peg ya with my pegleg matey!

Arrrgh!