The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: let's drink!

[solange5]

Is that a narwhal in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

 

[solange5]

This motor is full of gunk. I think it blew a seal!

 

[solange5]

When the ship sank, it spilled its seamen into the sea

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I love QI!
And blue whale is always the wrong answer lol

The Nigerian guy made the show. LOL

 

[solange5]

Why are blue whales in pain?

Because they have blue balls.

 

[old_prof]

I love QI!
And blue whale is always the wrong answer lol

One could assume they have blue balls, which might be swollen...

EDIT: I see that I missed the next page and @solange5 beat me to it.

 

[Bamagan]

Iċ eom goende to kīcc þū betwēn þe scancaas.

Some folk'll never lose a toe, and then again some folk'll, like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.
And possibly þū.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Oh there's friggin' in the riggin'
Cuz there's fuckall else to do

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

What do you with a drunken sailor, early in the mornin?

Shave his nuts with a lady's razor, singe his pubes with industrial lasers, pour him piss as a whiskey chaser

Early in the mornin'!

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Put him in bed with the captain's daughter
Or the son if the son is hotter
Something something slaughter

Early in the mornin!

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

This iz fun as hell

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Put him in bed with the captain's daughter
Or the son if the son is hotter
Something something slaughter

Early in the mornin!

His frigate becalmed on the seas,
the cap did his sailors appease
they wanted his daughter
his son was much hotter
and so much more eager to please

 

[KittyOfSteele]

We're raiding her!

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Soon may the Wellerman cum...

 

[YmaOHyd]

I was as pissed as a parrot in Paradise Street
when a mingin' old strumpet I chanced for to meet
she had hair like a scarecrow and a rollin' glass eye
and I fell for her charms as she 'obbled on by
her topsails were flapping her rigging ran free
and she clued up her corset and winked right at me
she was steamy and beamy and broad in the bow
'get your coat, boy, you've pulled and come home with me now'
Well I slapped and I tickled, she giggled and swooned
and all the night long we canoodled and spooned
Yes all the night long won't you give me a clap?
That's just what she gave me and I ain't goin' back
Blow the man down bullies blow the man down
Wey-hey blow the man down
Blow him right back into Liverpool Town
Gimme some time to blow the man down

 

[TheRedChamber]

Rum, sodomy and the lash. And, ahh, we be all out of rum.

 

[Statius]

Has anyone brought up the peg leg one eyed Willie yet?

 

[MillieDynamite]

I used her poopdeck on the poopdeck.

 

[HordHolm]

He was hung like a belaying pin.

 

[solange5]

The crew was split into two groups...one to climb the rigging to repair the sails, one to catch fish to feed the crew.

So it was mast...or bait

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

The crew was split into two groups...one to climb the rigging to repair the sails, one to catch fish to feed the crew.

So it was mast...or bait

Now write it as a limerick...

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Soon may the Wellerman cum...

(I didn't even mention the tonguing...)

 

[MillieDynamite]

Thar she blows, blows, blows, and blows again. Yessirre, she's a whore, maties, or my name's not Davy Jones.

 

[onehitwanda]

"Oh Jesus Christ!"

(I uttered this after stacking a 44' Beneteau Oceanis sideways onto the pontoons during spring flood tide during an ill-advised attack of "get-there-itis" motivated by incoming weather and a desire to get across the Solent before it got too festive.)

Cost me £900 to fix the scrape thank God I didn't hit any of the other boats as well!

 

[dirk2024]

Now write it as a limerick...

There once was a sailor named Tate,
Either rigging or fishing his fate,
Since he was new,
His choices were few,
So it was mast...or bait.