The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: redheads, because redheads are always fun

[onehitwanda]

cream pie

snrrrk.

 

[SmilingLez]

My pen now clicks,
With clever tricks.
Words twist and bend,
Prose to send,
A joy that sticks!

 

[StillStunned]

Winter shakes her cloak,
silver gems spark, dance outwards -
Tomorrow's treasure.

None of that rhymes with "dicks" "clicks".

 

[Erozetta]

snrrrk.


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(Insert rebuttal joke here.)

My eye feels like it's gonna burst. I need to try and sleep this migraine off or I may never be able to respond to dirty jokes again. (According to my husband, my sense of humor is about on par with Laura Bailey and the voice actress narrator from BG3)

 

[onehitwanda]

butt

migraines suck. Hope yours passes soon

 

[KittyOfSteele]

I've got such a bad migraine. Here's a coconut cream pie I made last night. I'm gonna collapse in bed now.


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My girl, I came here to drool over written pussy, not graphic cream pies.

And yet people say we don't do porn, but here we have! Literal food porn! Disgusting!

I'm hungry now.

Get well soon btw.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Chicks with Dicks, run in clicks, fuck guys asses who use BICs.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

I cannot write right now
It's not that I don't know how
But my head seems exploding, and I feel like I'm floating
In a sea of bemoaning and painful pinpricks

Feel silly composing, these verses supposing
My changing meter will work
I might just be a jerk
But I'm bored and can't stand, so you'll have to hand-
-le poème traduit automatiquement - très chic(ks)

At least one thought so grand, I can cling to this strand
Our Kitty Armoric will be quite euphoric
This verse is a blight
It will quite delight
That I'm breaking all rules, taking poets for fools
At this point I'm afraid I have quite lost the plot

Oops I forgot, to write about dicks

(@KittyOfSteele )

 

[StillStunned]

This is perhaps the longest the subject line has remained the same. Anyone want to talk about redheads?

 

[cw5523729]

This is perhaps the longest the subject line has remained the same. Anyone want to talk about redheads?

Don't you already have a redhead dedicated thread? How many threads does your wife need to take up?

#allhaircolorsmatter

 

[StillStunned]

Don't you already have a redhead dedicated thread?

Not that I know of. You might be thinking of my thread on pulp.

How many threads does your wife need to take up?

I think the usual ratio is one redhead, one thread. You can't pack them too close together. That's how you get things that astronomers register on their big telescopes from the opposite end of the galaxy.

 

[cw5523729]

Not that I know of. You might be thinking of my thread on pulp.

Damn, I swear I remembered seeing one separate from this thread. But now I can't find it and must have imagined it. That happens a lot.

 

[crookedletter]

I think the usual ratio is one redhead, one thread. You can't pack them too close together. That's how you get things that astronomers register on their big telescopes from the opposite end of the galaxy.

I wish an annoying sitcom hadn't co-opted the name Big Bang Theory; it would otherwise make for one hell of an erotica title.

 

[cw5523729]

You might be thinking of my thread on pulp.

Never mind, you're right, it was that one.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

I wish an annoying sitcom hadn't co-opted the name Big Bang Theory; it would otherwise make for one hell of an erotica title.

"Big Bang Hypothesis" could work, although people might think it's you being clever about naming your fanfic.

 

[PennyThompson]

I think the usual ratio is one redhead, one thread. You can't pack them too close together. That's how you get things that astronomers register on their big telescopes from the opposite end of the galaxy.

This is true, I don't think I've ever read an erotica story with more than one redhead. I want one with three ginger women on vacation together, all struggling to avoid getting sunburns!

 

[crookedletter]

This is true, I don't think I've ever read an erotica story with more than one redhead. I want one with three ginger women on vacation together, all struggling to avoid getting sunburns!

Working Title: SPF 75

 

[cw5523729]

Ok, so, is there an objective study that has been done to decide if redheads are more fun than other hair colored women? Ignoring the hyperbole of "always fun", has a comparison even been scientifically done?

How are we even defining "fun"?

And who is doing the measuring?


Obligatory: "more research is warranted"

 

[StillStunned]

Ok, so, is there an objective study that has been done to decide if redheads are more fun than other hair colored women? Ignoring the hyperbole of "always fun", has a comparison even been scientifically done?

How are we even defining "fun"?

And who is doing the measuring?


Obligatory: "more research is warranted"

I had more fun with my redhead in our first week together than with all previous women in my life combined. That was all the research I needed.

 

[cw5523729]

I had more fun with my redhead in our first week together than with all previous women in my life combined. That was all the research I needed.

That sounds very biased. I'd need to spend a week with your wife to confirm your findings.

 

[StillStunned]

That sounds very biased. I'd need to spend a week with your wife to confirm your findings.

Nope, get your own redhead. But you can spend as much time as you like with all those other women.

 

[PennyThompson]

That sounds very biased. I'd need to spend a week with your wife to confirm your findings.

We must isolate the variables! @StillStunned, sit in this variable isolation chair in the corner and don't disrupt the experiment!

 

[crookedletter]

This Big Bang Theory story is writing itself.

 

[cw5523729]

Nope, get your own redhead. But you can spend as much time as you like with all those other women.

Hey, I'm tryin', I'm tryin'

 

[StillStunned]

Alright, who here has read the Stainless Steel Rat books by Harry Harrison? Angelina the reformed homicidal psychopath is a watered-down portrayal of my redhead. You people wouldn't last a heartbeat!