The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Etoile]

It's very frustrating waiting for new hearing aids. I wish they weren't making me jump through all these hoops. I am probably going to get them on eBay anyway, that's all I can afford. There are some good ones on there now. But they also want an ENT permission slip, which is DUMB because I have had eardrum perforations before anyway, but UGH why do they have to make my life so hard?

 

[lissa808]

I need to get the fuck out of here right now and it's pissing me off!

 

[Etoile]

i think i just broke my fingers thanks to an online flirt buddy of mine...

 

[kmslt]

Spreaders, floggers, and clips OH MY!

 

[Etoile]

Why do you never address problems before they explode? You'll say it's because I can't handle hearing them, but don't you think it's better to address them earlier rather than waiting and then I have to hear you go ballistic?

 

[callinectes2]

Sometimes being Switzerland is painful. Heart and gut-wrenchingly so.

 

[chy_girl]

What sucks is wanting to "go home again" and knowing it'll never be possible.

What really sucks is wanting to "go home again" and being in one's heart of hearts being thankful that it'll never be possible because there is a reason why "home" went away in the first place.

 

[graceanne]

My god daughter had her son. 6lbs 12oz, 20 inches.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h284/graceanne1978/102_0659.jpg

 

[ecstaticsub]

My god daughter had her son. 6lbs 12oz, 20 inches.

How adorable!! Congratulations to the whole family.

 

[chy_girl]

My god daughter had her son. 6lbs 12oz, 20 inches.

A beautiful baby indeed! Congrats to everyone.

 

[graceanne]

How adorable!! Congratulations to the whole family.

A beautiful baby indeed! Congrats to everyone.

Thank you. We're very proud.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

In a moment of weakness, I bought Mr a short bullwhip for his birthday.

Now it's here, I feel the urge to bury it in the backyard.

 

[seela]

In a moment of weakness, I bought Mr a short bullwhip for his birthday.

Now it's here, I feel the urge to bury it in the backyard.

I'm anxious to find out what I'll get for birthday. I've been hinted towards all kinds of deliciously scary and wonderful things, but we won't be able to get together until over a week from now, so I'll have to wait a bit longer. But I hope it isn't a bullwhip...

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I'm anxious to find out what I'll get for birthday. I've been hinted towards all kinds of deliciously scary and wonderful things, but we won't be able to get together until over a week from now, so I'll have to wait a bit longer. But I hope it isn't a bullwhip...

I know, crazy.

He'd made noises previously about wanting one. And I was scared, but curious.

Incidentally, looped in half it also seems to make a nice carpet beater type whacking thing.

 

[seela]

I know, crazy.

He'd made noises previously about wanting one. And I was scared, but curious.

Incidentally, looped in half it also seems to make a nice carpet beater type whacking thing.

We don't really do kinky kind presents at all, but this year something in that vein is coming in my direction.

And scared, but curious is one of the best feelings there is.

(Blurt: I so could do with a slow, deep throat fuck at the moment. I want to feel totally and completely engaged in something. And feel spent afterwards. Thursday next week can't be here soon enough.)

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

We don't really do kinky kind presents at all, but this year something in that vein is coming in my direction.

And scared, but curious is one of the best feelings there is.

(Blurt: I so could do with a slow, deep throat fuck at the moment. I want to feel totally and completely engaged in something. And feel spent afterwards. Thursday next week can't be here soon enough.)

He's getting a proper present too, this is, I guess, the 'less serious' present.

I've yet to decide what to give him first. Maybe I should say there's a proper present and a less proper, and let him choose?

 

[seela]

He's getting a proper present too, this is, I guess, the 'less serious' present.

I've yet to decide what to give him first. Maybe I should say there's a proper present and a less proper, and let him choose?

I got a proper and a "less serious" present one last year too.

Actually the less serious one sent me on a treasure hunt around the apartment and it was the loveliest thing ever. I had told him in previous summer that as a kid I was always envious of my friends, who had treasure hunts with several hints in their garden, because they had birthdays in summer. I have mine in winter so there's snow and I never could have one. So he had made a treasure hunt for me. I nearly cried.

The proper present was jewellery, so no complaints on that either, but the less proper present with the treasure hunt was what really stood out to me.

I'd probably give the proper present first, because he might want to try the less proper gift straight away.. But asking which one he'd like to get first works as well.

 

[chy_girl]

In a moment of weakness, I bought Mr a short bullwhip for his birthday.

Now it's here, I feel the urge to bury it in the backyard.

LOL - Lizzie, you're such a masochist sometimes.

And on a side note, if you ever run across a well built but inexpensive wooden spoon stamped "made in France" - don't buy that one as a pervertable. That fucker hurts.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Just go back to her.
Go back.

Don't do this to me again, not now, not again.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

LOL - Lizzie, you're such a masochist sometimes.

And on a side note, if you ever run across a well built but inexpensive wooden spoon stamped "made in France" - don't buy that one as a pervertable. That fucker hurts.

Mmmm, if he's not around to torture me with what ifs and maybes and anticipation, I seem to do a bang up job of it myself

lol

 

[chy_girl]

Mmmm, if he's not around to torture me with what ifs and maybes and anticipation, I seem to do a bang up job of it myself

lol

My blurt:
I am slowly exploring the idea of creating my own toy bag. Mostly because I want to know where that nice non-cleanable bit of leather has been in the month prior to it touching my body. And I don't want to feel bad if someone breaks skin and makes me bleed.

This is not a growing pain I am appreciating at the moment.

 

[the captians wench]

My blurt:
I am slowly exploring the idea of creating my own toy bag. Mostly because I want to know where that nice non-cleanable bit of leather has been in the month prior to it touching my body. And I don't want to feel bad if someone breaks skin and makes me bleed.

This is not a growing pain I am appreciating at the moment.

As soon as I realized this was something I enjoyed, I started carrying my own toys.

I used to get teased, because I have a belt that I would hook said toys onto, 2 floggers and a crop usually. "a sub who comes prepared!"

I just like to know my cunt is the only cunt my crop has turned ruby red.

 

[chy_girl]

As soon as I realized this was something I enjoyed, I started carrying my own toys.

I used to get teased, because I have a belt that I would hook said toys onto, 2 floggers and a crop usually. "a sub who comes prepared!"

I just like to know my cunt is the only cunt my crop has turned ruby red.

It never seemed that important when I was collared because I knew how cautious they were with that kind of safety and those were the only toys that really got used on me.

Not so much now and it's not exactly something I want to risk. On top of which (no pun intended) I want to know the toys aren't crap. Nothing spoils a happy place quite like going from a good flogger to a shitty one.

 

[graceanne]

I don't know if you all know about my son; he's ADHD and aspergers. But look what he did, today. (Click on it.)

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h284/graceanne1978/th_0223195046.jpg

 

[chy_girl]

I don't know if you all know about my son; he's ADHD and aspergers. But look what he did, today. (Click on it.)

WOOOOT!!!!! Go little man, go!!!

Right on, gracie! That's so awesome!