The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[minx1]

OMFG. I cant believe that. Talk about a step too far

Now to plan some good stuff.

I cant wait for Thurs evening.

 

[FloggingMolly]

I'm sharing my tater tots with you. I bet they don't have that delicacy in the U.K.

what are they?

blurt: new sexy underwear... now just need to find time to wear it and get photographed in it!

 

[Cattypuss]

The sun shines hot and suddenly my gorgeous deserted beach is filled with sunbathers and ice-cream eaters and swimmers

I think I prefer it in January when there's a gale blowing and I've got it all to myself

 

[Kajira Callista]

Yay!

And yay again!

And I can see in color again

 

[midwestyankee]

what are they?

blurt: new sexy underwear... now just need to find time to wear it and get photographed in it!

Tater tots are a manufactured food-like product sold primarily to children and other uninformed persons. You would need a full masters degree in chemistry to truly understand all the ingredients. Try to imagine, if you can, a vegetarian form of dog food that is only marginally more digestible than ordinary dog food, that is then breaded and deep fried.

 

[FloggingMolly]

That sounds vile. No pretty new underwear pics will be posted now thanks to DGE wanting me to eat dog food *pouts*

 

[Dianthus]

That sounds vile. No pretty new underwear pics will be posted now thanks to DGE wanting me to eat dog food *pouts*

Don't take it personally, Molly. Some Americans also like to eat a packaged sponge cake filled with whipped lard and sugar. Perhaps DGE was trying to be kind.

And why would you punish everyone else, anyway?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Tater tots are a manufactured food-like product sold primarily to children and other uninformed persons. You would need a full masters degree in chemistry to truly understand all the ingredients. Try to imagine, if you can, a vegetarian form of dog food that is only marginally more digestible than ordinary dog food, that is then breaded and deep fried.

God, your words. The way you said "marginally more digestible." Marginally.

Fuck.

You're making me squirm with your delectable foodporn.

That sounds vile. No pretty new underwear pics will be posted now thanks to DGE wanting me to eat dog food *pouts*

More for me!

Wait. Say "vile" again. Oh. Yeah.

 

[subish2009]

Tater tots are a manufactured food-like product sold primarily to children and other uninformed persons. You would need a full masters degree in chemistry to truly understand all the ingredients. Try to imagine, if you can, a vegetarian form of dog food that is only marginally more digestible than ordinary dog food, that is then breaded and deep fried.

I know you said a lot of really smart stuff in there, but I got to "breaded" and "deep fried" and forgot everything else.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

My room seems so empty without her pictures and cards on display.

 

[YourCaptor]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

I hate people.

Why is it so hard to respond to an email within 24 hours!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[midwestyankee]

I know you said a lot of really smart stuff in there, but I got to "breaded" and "deep fried" and forgot everything else.

Perhaps I could link to a clip from last night's eipisode of "Weirdest Foods" in which the host was offered a plate of deep fried breaded spiders.

 

[the captians wench]

I'm really tired of all the bullshit.

Why does everyone seem to think that they do more than some one else?

I'm really sick of doing the job of 3 people, not getting credit for it, and you people getting your panties in a bunch because this shift didn't stock salt and this shift didn't count waste. Seriously? is that all you people have to worry about?

Grow the fuck up.

 

[Keroin]

Jlyoeidtschsadv

Construction.

Blerg.

 

[seela]

If anyone's seen any extra writing motivation lying around, feel free to ship it over to me ASAP.
kthxbye.

 

[ImOnIt]

I'm really tired of all the bullshit.

Why does everyone seem to think that they do more than some one else?

I'm really sick of doing the job of 3 people, not getting credit for it, and you people getting your panties in a bunch because this shift didn't stock salt and this shift didn't count waste. Seriously? is that all you people have to worry about?

Grow the fuck up.

Make it up. Either make it the same as the day before, or better, the same day the week before.

Working in micromanaged jobs is just Fuck them with a rake.

 

[FloggingMolly]

More for me!

Wait. Say "vile" again. Oh. Yeah.

I assume you mean more gross food, not nice pics.
Yuck. I thought maybe they were potato based (the tater tots, not the pictures, that's just a fetish too far!). How about a chocolate bar deep fat fried? We get them in all the chippies round here.

Excuse the formatting, new phone.

Shall I say something else with my english accent?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Go to sleep or watch another movie? I hate making decisions.

 

[minx1]

Coming home tonight laden down with shopping bags I sat on the bus surrounded by people dressed up to nines going out for the eveing.

It made me feel like bloody cinderella before the fairy godmother arrives.

Get a move on already fgm.

Though I have to say I'm dont think much of the odds of my prince charming turning up and whisking me away for a happy ever after.

 

[ultramarineblue]

I wish more parents would teach their kids manners instead of teaching them the "me, me, me" idea. I'm tired of being the one at fault when a kid runs into me because they weren't looking or any of the many other things that come from those values.

 

[ImOnIt]

I wish more parents would teach their kids manners instead of teaching them the "me, me, me" idea. I'm tired of being the one at fault when a kid runs into me because they weren't looking or any of the many other things that come from those values.

I hear that firm slaps fix other people's kids. Discipline them!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Ten hours of meetings. In two days.

Just make me a rat poison smoothie, please.

 

[midwestyankee]

More for me!

Wait. Say "vile" again. Oh. Yeah.

I assume you mean more gross food, not nice pics.
Yuck. I thought maybe they were potato based (the tater tots, not the pictures, that's just a fetish too far!). How about a chocolate bar deep fat fried? We get them in all the chippies round here.

Excuse the formatting, new phone.

Shall I say something else with my english accent?

Actually, tater tots are a form of deep-fried potato product. They just have all the appeal of deep-fried dog food.

 

[the captians wench]

Make it up. Either make it the same as the day before, or better, the same day the week before.

Working in micromanaged jobs is just Fuck them with a rake.

I've been counting inventory so long that I can look in a box and guess with in a .00000001% of how much is in it, so I don't sit there and count out packs of ketchup anymore. But I'm not suposed to be doing it anymore. I'm suposed to be the people manager now, but they took our other assistant and moved him to another store and gave us a new assistant who doesn't know anything, so he's just learning. So I'm now training him on inventory and the truck order, but in the mean time I have to count end week and end month while he does mid week. I'm also double checking to make sure the truck is right, taking care of over ordering and improper rotation, and then doing my job.

I am officially incharge of hiring, orientations, scheduling, and training. I haven't done shit with training because I haven't had time, and I'm getting repremanded for it. It's all I can do to get the schedule done on time because I'm suposed to have a manager with me sunday nights, but I haven't been getting it. Orientations are a joke, they're suposed to be 4 hours long, they're more like 1.5-2 if I can squeze that in even. And I'm about 2 months behind on my hiring paperwork, and I've only had the system for 1 month.

I'm just exhausted.

Ten hours of meetings. In two days.

Just make me a rat poison smoothie, please.

My day tuesday included 11 hours of interviews.

Actually, tater tots are a form of deep-fried potato product. They just have all the appeal of deep-fried dog food.

I like tater tots.

 

[the captians wench]

Well that's just dandy

New fucktard didn't adjust the truck order.

Some how this is going to be my fault.