The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[satindesire]

WTF?!?!

Yeah, pretty much what I was thinking, down to the letter.

Letter. Get it?

El Oh El!

 

[chy_girl]

I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is my handle,
Here is my other handle...
Oh, no... Wait... No...
No, I'm a little sugar bowl!

Haha! I fixed it!

Have a good day all!

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is my handle,
Here is my spout,
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out!

Can you do the actions for this as well please?

How come when the forecast says "partly cloudy" it's actually "mostly cloudy"? How hard is it to be accurate? How hard is it to pick the right adverb? It's almost like the weather person is a sadistic bastard who likes getting our hopes up for some sunshine, only to bash it. If I don't see blue skies by this evening, I'm going to refuse to read the weather report ('cause I can't think of anything more dramatic to do in protest).

And I might even pout although I'm not prone to pouting. No, actually, I'm going to scowl. I'm good at scowling.

I always thought I should be a weather forecaster, imagine having a job where you could be wrong most of the time and still keep your job and get paid to be wrong

 

[FloggingMolly]

No mother's day card, no phone call, not even a PM... again? A certain poster is not in my good books

Just joking, Kiddo, you know you're my favourite alt child.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

No mother's day card, no phone call, not even a PM... again? A certain poster is not in my good books

Just joking, Kiddo, you know you're my favourite alt child.

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Someone's in trouuubbbllleeeeeeeeeeeee

He's probably crawled into a hole to mend his broken heart. ImOnIt stepped on it pretty bad I think.

 

[Cattypuss]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Asda Extra Special Merlot at a mere £4 a bottle...... yummy.

 

[FloggingMolly]

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Someone's in trouuubbbllleeeeeeeeeeeee

He's probably crawled into a hole to mend his broken heart. ImOnIt stepped on it pretty bad I think.

And I'd even bought a hat for the wedding... shame on you ImOnIt.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

No mother's day card, no phone call, not even a PM... again? A certain poster is not in my good books

Just joking, Kiddo, you know you're my favourite alt child.

Happy belated MILF's....um I mean mother's day DGE's mom!

 

[ImOnIt]

And I'd even bought a hat for the wedding... shame on you ImOnIt.

I am suddenly suspicious that recent messages i my inbox are from a coalition of BDSM Cafe posters in a joint operation to bring me to justice >.>

 

[FloggingMolly]

Happy belated MILF's....um I mean mother's day DGE's mom!

Thank you sweetie. Makes me think of Stacey's Mom by Fountains of Wayne for some reason

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

Thank you sweetie. Makes me think of Stacey's Mom by Fountains of Wayne for some reason

Just like Stacey's Mom, you got it going on too.

 

[BiBunny]

Note to self: Remember that the fetish board is nothing like the BDSM board next time and make sure you specify that you're not looking PMs.

 

[seela]

I need to find music that makes me feel sad. The happy music I already have, but I need sad music, too. I don't want to be part of the non-music-listening control group!

Does disappointed and annoyed count as sad? Damn this is difficult.

 

[ImOnIt]

I need to find music that makes me feel sad. The happy music I already have, but I need sad music, too. I don't want to be part of the non-music-listening control group!

Does disappointed and annoyed count as sad? Damn this is difficult.

Shirley Mansen esp. Garbage.


Also related re: bdsm Paul Oakenfield / Bunkka 'The harder they come'

'the harder they come, the harder they fall. baby maybe I would rather not... go there at all'

deliciously sad

 

[seela]

Shirley Mansen esp. Garbage.


Also related re: bdsm Paul Oakenfield / Bunkka 'The harder they come'

'the harder they come, the harder they fall. baby maybe I would rather not... go there at all'

deliciously sad

Thanks for the suggestions. I figured out a few songs that really make me sad, because they're so tightly connected with certain sad situations in my life, so I'm covered on the sad music front.

 

[FloggingMolly]

Just like Stacey's Mom, you got it going on too.

Nothing like waking up to shameless flattery lol

 

[Cattypuss]

My thought for the day: don't judge someone until you have walked a lifetime in their shoes.

 

[FloggingMolly]

The blue bdsm thread made me think of a set we took some time ago, but I really dont know where/which thread they'd be best in.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

My thought for the day: don't judge someone until you have walked a lifetime in their shoes.

But what if it's their shoes I don't like?!?!

 

[kiwi_submissive]

My thought for the day: don't judge someone until you have walked a lifetime in their shoes.

That way you are along way away and you are wearing their shoes

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

That way you are along way away and you are wearing their shoes

Snicker.

No mother's day card, no phone call, not even a PM... again? A certain poster is not in my good books

Just joking, Kiddo, you know you're my favourite alt child.

Oh. fuck.

Um, you didn't get the, uh, Roomba??? Yeah. Um. Check under the beds!!

 

[FloggingMolly]

Snicker.



Oh. fuck.

Um, you didn't get the, uh, Roomba??? Yeah. Um. Check under the beds!!

It better be better than a Roomba...
Unless it comes with special attachments...

 

[the captians wench]

So friday I have a meeting with my new supervisor and my ops manager who is my old supervisor.

I think he might just push me over the edge. I might quit. I'm getting close.

I'm hoping I'll have enough sense not to do something stupid like that, but i'm really flirting with the edge here.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Uncle J is mean *pout*

 

[subish2009]

If you're contagious, stay home.

There is indeed some healing power in positive thinking. Yoga and the treadmill can both be a good idea, whether or not you go to work.

Practical consideration: how many un-interrupted sick days are necessary for your Long Term Illness insurance to kick in (assuming your employer provides that benefit)?

Also: don't forget the healing power of chicken soup.

I second the previous statement...don't go if you're contagious. You'll just make other people sick. Not to mention that it's really easy to push yourself back into work too hard and relapse. I did that when I had pneumonia. I think yoga and functioning is a good idea, but think carefully about going to work

Damn, subish.

I remember my grandfather having bronchitis that stuck around forever. I just googled it, and good ol' Doc Wiki says that it usually resolves in "a few weeks." No mention of treadmill therapy, though.

Thanks, y'all. I went, and I actually felt pretty good. I have forgone the treadmill thus far, though. Still pretty weak, but feeling stronger everyday. God bless antibiotics!

But seriously? I'm 33 and this has absolutely knocked me on my ass. I have renewed sympathy for all my geriatric patients and how devastating illness can be to the entire system...I can't imagine how long it would take to recover from this particular illness if I were elderly.