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Yay, thanks to both of you! Graduation was actually a week ago but I have been sick since then. :eek:
 
Tired of people they are thinking they are so much better than anyone else..They have no power yet they go around thinking they are God! :mad:
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
I try to behave at meetings. To look earnest, and interested. To keep the smartass comments to a minimum. I really do.

But it always ends the same way. After about twenty seconds, my mind drifts, and there I am, forcing them over the conference table from behind, making them recite their own PowerPoint bullets until they beg for mercy.
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Well since I am such a nice person and in an incredibly good mood Jim (Beam) and I have made you a powerpoint presentation of 100 things a sub should never say to a Dom. Let me know where to send it so you either a) have a good meeting that will at least make you smile or b) have a REALLY good meeting. I have made sure it's written in english and not bourbonese.
 
kiwi_submissive said:
Well since I am such a nice person and in an incredibly good mood Jim (Beam) and I have made you a powerpoint presentation of 100 things a sub should never say to a Dom. Let me know where to send it so you either a) have a good meeting that will at least make you smile or b) have a REALLY good meeting. I have made sure it's written in english and not bourbonese.
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I vote for an EXTRAORDINARILY good meeting. Would you be willing to write the PowerPoint in a New Zealand accent? :)

Also, can I get some Jim Beam for my official Initech meeting coffee mug?
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
I vote for an EXTRAORDINARILY good meeting. Would you be willing to write the PowerPoint in a New Zealand accent? :)

Also, can I get some Jim Beam for my official Initech meeting coffee mug?
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C then, none of the above,

I could put some kiwisms in there for you but I might give the accent a miss. You might not be able to understand it or would need to concentrate too hard to understand it.

Of course you can, its a kiwi coffee and works if you have a hangover as well. Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
 
I'm finding it really hard to process all the things I am feeling today.
My head hurts...and other things as well, all in a good way but I keep getting this overwhelming sad feeling and wish I could just sleep it away.
I overcame a huge fear yesterday thanks to both of them. It was another big big step in my healing process. They are so good to me.
I was good though, didnt panic and make a million calls to very busy Daddy1 or leave a million messages for Daddy2 who is also very busy today.
I really do need to hear one of their voices though, just so i know yesterday was good for all of us.
I'm worried it wasn't, even though I know it was.
*tears* blaaaaa let this pass...please.
 
I think I've done too much today.

There's not a lot I can do with out bending, so I'm sure I've bent too much today.

A load of dishes, picked some herbs, did some shopping, and a bit of costume work, and now I am so sore I'm thinking of taking a happy pill.

Still have to do my second set of exercises.

:(

I hate not being able to just go go go.
 
To Do: review kiwisaver and pour out several thousand words of informed opinions and summaries of peer reviewed articles. Things that should certainly not be done today: ordering an ice cube tray that makes bullet ice-cubes, cleaning the room, my car, reorganising EVERYTHING, eating, eating again, painting, preparing a third dinner (why would I even do that?), long phone calls, international holidays, polishing my shoes, ironing clothes, making little men out of paperclips
 
Kajira Callista said:
sub drop...blaaaaaaaaa that was fast lol
It usually takes a day or so
I need my Daddyzzzzzzz :(
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Kajira Callista said:
I'm finding it really hard to process all the things I am feeling today.
My head hurts...and other things as well, all in a good way but I keep getting this overwhelming sad feeling and wish I could just sleep it away.
I overcame a huge fear yesterday thanks to both of them. It was another big big step in my healing process. They are so good to me.
I was good though, didnt panic and make a million calls to very busy Daddy1 or leave a million messages for Daddy2 who is also very busy today.
I really do need to hear one of their voices though, just so i know yesterday was good for all of us.
I'm worried it wasn't, even though I know it was.
*tears* blaaaaa let this pass...please.
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I hope you are feeling better today, sweetie.

Subdrop sucks!!! *hugs*

I'm wanting some snuggles from my Daddy today.
 
redheadedtxn said:
I hope you are feeling better today, sweetie.

Subdrop sucks!!! *hugs*

I'm wanting some snuggles from my Daddy today.
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Thank you. I am a bit better today. Just bad timing with the chance for play time before a busy w/e for both. I didnt expect to feel like this either but i will me a big brave girl for them and get through it.
 
kiwi_submissive said:
C then, none of the above,

I could put some kiwisms in there for you but I might give the accent a miss. You might not be able to understand it or would need to concentrate too hard to understand it.

Of course you can, its a kiwi coffee and works if you have a hangover as well. Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
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Give it a miss, flag the introductions and get straight down to hoity-toity. Grandfer and Gamma were shooting down the line t'reach Tairui by tmorrer but she got mad crook and flew the ute down the creek and got totally munted. Tim and Jen are spewin cos they left clean out of the will. I reckon Tim'll be batshit.
 
FloggingMolly said:
Be better if you all dipped in ;)
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:eek:
Daddy2mylilgirl said:
Dude. That's your mom. :eek:

You two have a REALLY weird mom/son relationship.

:p
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That's NONTRADITIONAL, to you, bub. :mad:

What can I say? I think there was something in the well water.

ImOnIt said:
Give it a miss, flag the introductions and get straight down to hoity-toity. Grandfer and Gamma were shooting down the line t'reach Tairui by tmorrer but she got mad crook and flew the ute down the creek and got totally munted. Tim and Jen are spewin cos they left clean out of the will. I reckon Tim'll be batshit.
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I have no idea what you just said. At all. Not a clue. Something about assembling copper leviathins while under rabid stoat attack, maybe? Still, terrific.

I think I'd still like to hear it from kiwi_sub, though. :D
 
ImOnIt said:
Give it a miss, flag the introductions and get straight down to hoity-toity. Grandfer and Gamma were shooting down the line t'reach Tairui by tmorrer but she got mad crook and flew the ute down the creek and got totally munted. Tim and Jen are spewin cos they left clean out of the will. I reckon Tim'll be batshit.
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I thought Shazza was heading over to the local at Whangamomona in the ute for a 12 oz shandy? I hope she's not to pist to drive otherwise she will be spewing if she cops another ticket. She should be sweet as though, shes a pretty mean driver. I really hope she remembered to take a plate for the pot luck dinner.

On another note, can you get a ticket for riding a horse home from the pub while drunk?
 
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