The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[ImOnIt]

I thought Shazza was heading over to the local at Whangamomona in the ute for a 12 oz shandy? I hope she's not to pist to drive otherwise she will be spewing if she cops another ticket. She should be sweet as though, shes a pretty mean driver. I really hope she remembered to take a plate for the pot luck dinner.

On another note, can you get a ticket for riding a horse home from the pub while drunk?

Note to foreigners: if you are asked to bring a plate to a dinner party, bring a plate with food on it. FOOD!

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Note to foreigners: if you are asked to bring a plate to a dinner party, bring a plate with food on it. FOOD!

Shhhhhhh you aren't mean to tell them that. What else can we laugh at if we can't laugh at someone turning up with an empty plate?

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Note to foreigners: if you are asked to bring a plate to a dinner party, bring a plate with food on it. FOOD!

Shhhhhhh you aren't mean to tell them that. What else can we laugh at if we can't laugh at someone turning up with an empty plate?

Yannow, I once went to a housewarming dinner party where the request was to bring a plate.

Not a plate of food, but a plate to eat from, because the friends didn't have enough to use for everybody they'd invited.

 

[FloggingMolly]

Dude. That's your mom.



You two have a REALLY weird mom/son relationship.

I will not stoop to the level of 'the family that plays together....'

And D2MLG, envy is not a pretty colour on you

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

And D2MLG, envy is not a pretty colour on you

Just as long as I get my turn with you.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I will not stoop to the level of 'the family that plays together....'

Scattergories, dammit! Scattergories!

You people and your sick minds.

Just as long as I get my turn with you.

It's friggin' family game night.

I thought Shazza was heading over to the local at Whangamomona in the ute for a 12 oz shandy? I hope she's not to pist to drive otherwise she will be spewing if she cops another ticket. She should be sweet as though, shes a pretty mean driver. I really hope she remembered to take a plate for the pot luck dinner.

On another note, can you get a ticket for riding a horse home from the pub while drunk?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh baby!

 

[Etoile]

I am THIS CLOSE to smacking people. Oh my god. What is with everybody? In the past 6 months I have gotten more shit than in the past 8 years. I'd resign, except I know that I'm actually doing a good job, and it's the rest of the world that's got a bug up its butt. Jesus!

 

[BiBunny]

I am THIS CLOSE to smacking people. Oh my god. What is with everybody? In the past 6 months I have gotten more shit than in the past 8 years. I'd resign, except I know that I'm actually doing a good job, and it's the rest of the world that's got a bug up its butt. Jesus!

Please don't resign. We might get stuck with douchehat mods if you did. You're doing a fine job, m'dear.

 

[Etoile]

Please don't resign. We might get stuck with douchehat mods if you did. You're doing a fine job, m'dear.

Thanks. I was overreacting, actually, there wasn't even cause for it. Bit embarrassing but it is what it is.

 

[BiBunny]

Thanks. I was overreacting, actually, there wasn't even cause for it. Bit embarrassing but it is what it is.

We're all entitled to our moments.

 

[midwestyankee]

Thanks. I was overreacting, actually, there wasn't even cause for it. Bit embarrassing but it is what it is.

Just chalk it up to PGS (post-grad syndrome).

 

[Etoile]

Yep!

My blurt: First laser hair removal treatment today. Went quite well. Getting my bikini line done. $175 for all 6 treatments thanks to Groupon.

 

[FloggingMolly]

Just as long as I get my turn with you.

I'm pretty good at trivial pursuit

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm pretty good at trivial pursuit

Perhaps a genial game of Strip Trivial Pursuit would be of interest.

 

[CutieMouse]

Tornado season in Texas!

[sarcasm] YAY! [/sarcasm]

 

[satindesire]

Yep!

My blurt: First laser hair removal treatment today. Went quite well. Getting my bikini line done. $175 for all 6 treatments thanks to Groupon.

What was it like? Did it hurt?

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

I'm pretty good at trivial pursuit

I've got a wedge you can put in your empty slot.

lol That was horrible.

 

[FloggingMolly]

I've got a wedge you can put in your empty slot.

lol That was horrible.

That was about the level of response I expected...
I figured you'd rise to it!

MWY- I'd play strip trivial pursuit with you any day. Let's hope there's no sport questions though!

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Really not looking forward to tomorrow. 8 Hours driving. Confronting one of my biggest dislikes head on and remaining totally impartial and since I am in that particular city I will stop in at my grandmothers grave for the first time in a couple of years.

Emotionally its going to be a shite day but dealing with things and moving forward is the only way to go rather than let things own me.

And at least I can always see a funny side of any situation so am looking forward to carrying on tradition at the cemetary and finding some nice flowers to pick or foilage to remove from trees for her.

 

[the captians wench]

I still don't understand how my doc figures I can do my job, even for just 4 hours, under the restrictions she gave.

She told me that if they don't have "light duity" for me then I'm to be off, but she won't right that in the orders, and the powers that be are not getting it.

I'm doing the best I can, but I can't run a shift and sit when I need to. Also the pain killers I'm on mess with my head a lot more than most people.

And Jack Ass just looks at me like I have 3 heads. No I haven't confronted him because I already know what he'll say. He'll go on about how he has a troublesome disk and he's in pain a lot but no one would know it by looking at him and how I need to stop wearing my emotions.

Well I fucking hurt, and forcing me to push myself is not going to do anything except make the restrictions last longer.

I have never wanted to quit something so bad in my life. I'm just tired of being pushed around because I don't play the game his way. That store would be lost with out me, it is lost now.

At least I have time to tweek my resume and maybe even set up some interviews. If I can stay off the pain killers long enough.

 

[Mastersaysimust]

Im up to my third treatment..they say it takes about 5...
feels like an elastic band being pinged at you..and if youre overly sensitive they can turn down the intensity...So envious My treatment costs around $270 a go!!! Brazilian and underarm.....
Prices in Australia GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

That was about the level of response I expected...
I figured you'd rise to it!

MWY- I'd play strip trivial pursuit with you any day. Let's hope there's no sport questions though!

I'll take the sports questions. As long as there's no cricket.

I still don't understand how my doc figures I can do my job, even for just 4 hours, under the restrictions she gave.

<snip>

At least I have time to tweek my resume and maybe even set up some interviews. If I can stay off the pain killers long enough.

I am gonna PM you. There is someone on the boards you need to talk to who might be able to give you some advice.

Really not looking forward to tomorrow. 8 Hours driving. Confronting one of my biggest dislikes head on and remaining totally impartial and since I am in that particular city I will stop in at my grandmothers grave for the first time in a couple of years.

Emotionally its going to be a shite day but dealing with things and moving forward is the only way to go rather than let things own me.

And at least I can always see a funny side of any situation so am looking forward to carrying on tradition at the cemetary and finding some nice flowers to pick or foilage to remove from trees for her.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

That was about the level of response I expected...
I figured you'd rise to it!

MWY- I'd play strip trivial pursuit with you any day. Let's hope there's no sport questions though!

Glad I didn't disappoint.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

<snippage> At least I have time to tweek my resume ....

CW, I love ya, but please don't send out any resumés without having someone look them over and edit, especially since you're on mind-altering painkillers. (I take enough of the damn things - I know what they can do to you!)

And if you don't have someone geographically close who could do that, send 'em on to me and I'll do them if you'd like. If you're concerned about stalkerism, etc., just delete your name, address, etc., from them before you send to me. (I originally had my e-mail addy in here, but that was when it was a PM that I can't send you because your PM mailbox is stuffed to overflowing! PM me {and make a little room in your PM box}, and I'll give you an addy.)

And if you want references check with KC. I worked with her on her resumé and a few other business and school writing projects.

 

[Chiara_searches]

<snip>

At least I have time to tweek my resume and maybe even set up some interviews. If I can stay off the pain killers long enough.

CW, I love ya, but please don't send out any resumés without having someone look them over and edit, especially since you're on mind-altering painkillers. (I take enough of the damn things - I know what they can do to you!)

And if you don't have someone geographically close who could do that, send 'em on to me and I'll do them if you'd like. If you're concerned about stalkerism, etc., just delete your name, address, etc., from them before you send to me. (I originally had my e-mail addy in here, but that was when it was a PM that I can't send you because your PM mailbox is stuffed to overflowing! PM me {and make a little room in your PM box}, and I'll give you an addy.)

And if you want references check with KC. I worked with her on her resumé and a few other business and school writing projects.

I can't vouch for SW but I absolutely agree that you need someone to look at your resume, preferably multiple someones, before you circulate it. If you do any submissions through online, it needs to be formated certain ways, too. If you also might circulate your resume by email, send it to three or four friends and have them all open it on their systems. One out of my four friends commented back that a weird formating issue came up for her; so I changed over to circulating a pdf copy of my resume. Good luck - sounds like the job has been making you unhappy for long enough.