The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[DeepGreenEyes]

No. Yes. Absolutely. That is just not going to happen.

Hmmm...Wooden mallet?

That's a great idea. Worked hard but achieved nothing day doesn't sound anywhere near as good as say Headless Chicken (Chook) day.

I like Headless Chicken Day. Um, "chook"? That's a kiwi pronunciation of "chuck," isn't it?

Is there a prize for the best name?

Absolutely. Maybe Chook Norris's sweaty headband.

 

[the captians wench]

I feel compelled to write today.

I haven't written a word in 3 years, and then I never got further than a few forced sentences.

Today words flow.

I suppose I just have something that needs to burst out of me.

 

[Tabea]

Some kids are just awful. How is it possible to be that small and that annoying?

 

[the captians wench]

I think I'm having endorphine with draws.

No happy pain stimulation or sexual stimulation in like 6 weeks, just before my accident.

I'm craving it so much that I'm missing the days I used to get random pervs ringing me. Or hell even the odd skillfully worded PM. Ooohhhh, I need to look up a couple of those from my days hanging in the AH...oh yeah, there's gold on that account.

 

[TarevaChine]

Hmmm...Wooden mallet?

Although I am totally against it.......I think I rather try "domming my body into sleep submission". I do appreciate the suggestions!

 

[BiBunny]

Fuck me. I'm pretty sure I just lost the entirety of my hard drive on my laptop.

My whole LIFE is on that bastard. Sure, it's my fault for not backing it up, but GODDAMMIT. I could cry if it'd do any fucking good right now.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Hmmm...Wooden mallet?



I like Headless Chicken Day. Um, "chook"? That's a kiwi pronunciation of "chuck," isn't it?



Absolutely. Maybe Chook Norris's sweaty headband.

Chook is what we call chickens over this way. I think Australians might as well. Honest, it's not my bad accent.

Ummmm can I please remove my nomination. Sorry I am not sure if I could handle Chook Norris's sweaty headband.

 

[seela]

A topic for discussion has been bubbling in my mind for some time now, but I just can't put it into words. Or into English words. I'm not sure which one it is. Annoying.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Although I am totally against it.......I think I rather try "domming my body into sleep submission". I do appreciate the suggestions!

Give generously to cure inDomnia.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Chook is what we call chickens over this way. I think Australians might as well. Honest, it's not my bad accent.

Ummmm can I please remove my nomination. Sorry I am not sure if I could handle Chook Norris's sweaty headband.

Chook. I am so gonna use that today.

KFC now fries all its chook in Norris' perspiration, carefully collected from movie set headbands worldwide.

Does that make you salivate, or upchook?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Chook. I am so gonna use that today.

KFC now fries all its chook in Norris' perspiration, carefully collected from movie set headbands worldwide.

Does that make you salivate, or upchook?

Do they hire oompa loompahs to wring the perspiration into sterile airtight containers?

upchoock, definitly upchook. Well salivate first but thats the ill I am going up upchook feeling.

 

[Keroin]

Hmpf, I'm usually pretty good at finding mood music.

Any suggestions for a song that would be evocative of a hunt/pursuit? Something "primitive-ish" would be perfect. Any genre except "white men screaming" will do.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Hmpf, I'm usually pretty good at finding mood music.

Any suggestions for a song that would be evocative of a hunt/pursuit? Something "primitive-ish" would be perfect. Any genre except "white men screaming" will do.

"The Chase" from "Brigadoon" ... ?

 

[Keroin]

"The Chase" from "Brigadoon" ... ?

Mmm, something more generic, (see: Harry Beaton).

 

[the captians wench]

Now I've chipped my tooth eating at work.

I think I belong in a plastic bubble.

 

[TarevaChine]

Give generously to cure inDomnia.

Giving generously isn't a problem.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Braided honey wheat pretzels and nutella...almost as good as a spanking

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Braided honey wheat pretzels and nutella...almost as good as a spanking

Maybe the reason the pretzels I buy are always pulverized is because someone in the pretzel plant is reddening someone's ass with them.

 

[BiBunny]

I just...I don't know what to do anymore.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Hmpf, I'm usually pretty good at finding mood music.

Any suggestions for a song that would be evocative of a hunt/pursuit? Something "primitive-ish" would be perfect. Any genre except "white men screaming" will do.

I'm thinking something by Enigma or Jean Michel Jarre, might work?

 

[seela]

I do not want to spend Midsummer with my to-be-in-laws. I really do not get their humor, I feel completely awkward there because no one really talks to me, and they're the pickiest eaters I've ever met and as a result the food there is always too plain and tasteless for me to be able to enjoy it. I mean, roasted potatoes with skins on and chicken wrapped in bacon were too exotic. Exotic.

Alas, I couldn't wiggle my way out of it.

 

[satindesire]

Hey, asshole. If I tell you "I don't think we're here for compatible reasons and I think it'd be best if we went our separate ways" THAT DOES MEAN I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. That was simply a nicer way of me telling you that I find you physically repugnant and your personality makes me taste vomit.

If you're too stupid to infer that extremely simple concept from that extremely polite rejection, you need to go live in a group home.

Fucking social reject flathead slopebrowed assbaby.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I need some sort of sleep meditation dealio, so that I can lay down and fall asleep without wriggling like a worm.

Wriggling is not conducive to cuddled up sleeping.

 

[Keroin]

I'm thinking something by Enigma or Jean Michel Jarre, might work?

I'll check those out, thanks!

 

[the captians wench]

The deepest darkest cesspools of hell are reserved for mutineers and HR reps.