The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[midwestyankee]

I'm pretty sure I'd sell my *soul* for something that fit right.

Funny you should mention this. I have a side business brokering souls. Care to step into my office?

 

[HottieMama]

I keep reading the above comments and thinking "Dammit I wish I could my hands on those women, because NONE of them are the sizes they think they are, and and and lingerie shopping with ME is like the funnest kind of shopping on the PLANET..."



ETA - I'm also jealous as ****l that Wenchie can get 2 bras & 5 panties for $65. Jealous. Jealous. Jealous.

I need a good bra fitting really badly... I have no idea where to go for one though....

I'm pretty sure I'd sell my *soul* for something that fit right.

You have a soul?????????

 

[BiBunny]

Funny you should mention this. I have a side business brokering souls. Care to step into my office?

Sure. This looks legit.

You have a soul?????????

Hahahahahaha!

No.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Hahahahahaha!

No.

Doesn't that constitute fraud? I don't think DVS will be very pleased with that pig's soul you're giving him.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I need a good bra fitting really badly... I have no idea where to go for one though....

DFW. PM CM before you go, though. Make sure it's on a day she's available.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I suddenly want to watch the CutieMouse' Secret lingerie fashion show, Lit models edition.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

*whistles* nothing to see here

 

[Kajira Callista]

I think the Daddys are wanting me to have a girl Daddy as well.
It is not going to be easy to find one that can/will dom me and sub to them.
This is gonna be fun to watch

 

[bhndblueyes88]

*facepalm* Who was icing a hamster foot smaller than some book lettering at 5 am? I was. Yes, I was. Because I was stupid enough to repair a hole in my cage divider with tape, and SOMEONE decided that the best decision was to chew on the tape. And get his foot stuck and spend some time freaking out danging from a piece of tape.

I think he's going to be alright. It's pretty red and swollen...but he's using it (however slowly and tentatively), so I think he'll be "walk it out" so to speak. I'm more worried about whether he ingested any tape. He's a tiny guy and it'll obstruct him pretty easily I imagine :/

But seriously, no one should have to ice a Robovoski hamster at 5 am. for size reference:
Hi, I'm bloody tiny.

 

[minx1]

*facepalm* Who was icing a hamster foot smaller than some book lettering at 5 am? I was. Yes, I was. Because I was stupid enough to repair a hole in my cage divider with tape, and SOMEONE decided that the best decision was to chew on the tape. And get his foot stuck and spend some time freaking out danging from a piece of tape.

I think he's going to be alright. It's pretty red and swollen...but he's using it (however slowly and tentatively), so I think he'll be "walk it out" so to speak. I'm more worried about whether he ingested any tape. He's a tiny guy and it'll obstruct him pretty easily I imagine :/

But seriously, no one should have to ice a Robovoski hamster at 5 am. for size reference:
Hi, I'm bloody tiny.

OMG lol...too cute

I hope the little fellas ok!

.........................................

18 more sleeps

 

[Etoile]

*facepalm* Who was icing a hamster foot smaller than some book lettering at 5 am? I was. Yes, I was. Because I was stupid enough to repair a hole in my cage divider with tape, and SOMEONE decided that the best decision was to chew on the tape. And get his foot stuck and spend some time freaking out danging from a piece of tape.

I think he's going to be alright. It's pretty red and swollen...but he's using it (however slowly and tentatively), so I think he'll be "walk it out" so to speak. I'm more worried about whether he ingested any tape. He's a tiny guy and it'll obstruct him pretty easily I imagine :/

But seriously, no one should have to ice a Robovoski hamster at 5 am. for size reference:
Hi, I'm bloody tiny.

You are a good hamster mommy!

 

[HottieMama]

Mother of Fuck... My 4 yr old was all excited about losing his first tooth and the tooth fairy coming last night. This morning, the little "treasure" that I babysit for tells him that "there is no tooth fairy, the tooth fairy is your mom." Fuck... I ran damage control as well as I can but damn...

It's worth noting that this little girl doesn't believe in Santa either, but will quickly tell you Jesus lives in the sky.... *rolls eyes*

 

[Chiara_searches]

I hate bra-shopping, too. Everybody raves over Lane Bryant's stuff, but it doesn't work for shit for me. It's like Victoria's Secret for fat people--overpriced, subpar stuff that's not proportioned to fit correctly. AND they don't even carry cup sizes big enough for me in their stores. I've given up ordering "good" bras online, too, because I invariably order the wrong damn size.

I need to fly out to where Ms. Mouse is and just let her handle this for me.

After getting some CM advice, I went to Macy's. They had a pretty nice selection and a wide range of sizes. I was actually amazed because I didn't realize they had such variety. I found two that fit so-so and one that is the best fit evah! All three are lacy. I'm planning to get a few more in the next week or two...but have to find time to invite the boyfriend to join me in picking them out.

 

[midwestyankee]

Mother of Fuck... My 4 yr old was all excited about losing his first tooth and the tooth fairy coming last night. This morning, the little "treasure" that I babysit for tells him that "there is no tooth fairy, the tooth fairy is your mom." Fuck... I ran damage control as well as I can but damn...

It's worth noting that this little girl doesn't believe in Santa either, but will quickly tell you Jesus lives in the sky.... *rolls eyes*

When my daughter was losing her teeth we completely forgot to play Tooth Fairy over one particular tooth for three or four nights running (it was a busy time of year for both of us). Somewhere we have a hand-printed note in her first-grade handwriting to the Tooth Fairy asking not to be forgotten again.

 

[HottieMama]

When my daughter was losing her teeth we completely forgot to play Tooth Fairy over one particular tooth for three or four nights running (it was a busy time of year for both of us). Somewhere we have a hand-printed note in her first-grade handwriting to the Tooth Fairy asking not to be forgotten again.

That's adorable!!!!

 

[the captians wench]

I keep reading the above comments and thinking "Dammit I wish I could my hands on those women, because NONE of them are the sizes they think they are, and and and lingerie shopping with ME is like the funnest kind of shopping on the PLANET..."



ETA - I'm also jealous as ****l that Wenchie can get 2 bras & 5 panties for $65. Jealous. Jealous. Jealous.

The panties were on sale 5 for $30 (original price $14.50 ea), and the bras were buy one get one half price (originally $38 ea). Then I signed up for their credit card and got like 30% off I think. Really, I just picked a good day to get fed up and decide "I don't care what it costs I am getting a bra that both is comfortable and makes my boobs look awesome"

Besides, these are all coton. I'm sure your's are much prettier.

BTW, next time I have a huge travel fund and my trip gets postponed, I will be very tempted to take you up on the funnest kind of shopping ever.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Sometimes cum recepticles need love too. *sigh*

 

[gypsy*seer]

Sometimes cum recepticles need love too. *sigh*

Great quote, KC....

 

[Lilac_Sky]

Hating that I am alone right now .... my mother is a mess ... my grandmother (newly diagnosed with Alzheimer's) attacked my grandfather while he was driving and tried to scratch his eyes out because she imagines he went to a party at a neighbor's apartment (she is 85, he is 89). My grandmother, who has always been a nasty mentally ill woman, is verbally attacking my mother terribly (and my mother's confidence is easily shaken under the best of circumstances). They had to call 911 to take my grandmother away ... she is in the hospital, being transferred to a different Alzheimer's facility tomorrow where she will stay for 3 weeks. They are going to put her into an Alzheimer's care center once she is out of the hospital, but it is really expensive for them .. and my grandfather is still living on his own. In addition my father is apparently fighting aggressive skin cancer that I hadn't known about.

Thanks for letting me vent ... but I felt like I was going to explode if I didn't get it out of my system.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Hating that I am alone right now .... my mother is a mess ... my grandmother (newly diagnosed with Alzheimer's) attacked my grandfather while he was driving and tried to scratch his eyes out because she imagines he went to a party at a neighbor's apartment (she is 85, he is 89). My grandmother, who has always been a nasty mentally ill woman, is verbally attacking my mother terribly (and my mother's confidence is easily shaken under the best of circumstances). They had to call 911 to take my grandmother away ... she is in the hospital, being transferred to a different Alzheimer's facility tomorrow where she will stay for 3 weeks. They are going to put her into an Alzheimer's care center once she is out of the hospital, but it is really expensive for them .. and my grandfather is still living on his own. In addition my father is apparently fighting aggressive skin cancer that I hadn't known about.

Thanks for letting me vent ... but I felt like I was going to explode if I didn't get it out of my system.

I'm so sorry Lilac September is turning out to be such a rotten month for everyone!!

 

[Chiara_searches]

Hating that I am alone right now .... my mother is a mess ... my grandmother (newly diagnosed with Alzheimer's) attacked my grandfather while he was driving and tried to scratch his eyes out because she imagines he went to a party at a neighbor's apartment (she is 85, he is 89). My grandmother, who has always been a nasty mentally ill woman, is verbally attacking my mother terribly (and my mother's confidence is easily shaken under the best of circumstances). They had to call 911 to take my grandmother away ... she is in the hospital, being transferred to a different Alzheimer's facility tomorrow where she will stay for 3 weeks. They are going to put her into an Alzheimer's care center once she is out of the hospital, but it is really expensive for them .. and my grandfather is still living on his own. In addition my father is apparently fighting aggressive skin cancer that I hadn't known about.

Thanks for letting me vent ... but I felt like I was going to explode if I didn't get it out of my system.

Hang in there. I know these challenges can be hard to deal with; but I have it on good authority that someone out there loves you and I'm glad you've got emotional support while you weather these things.

 

[Lilac_Sky]

I'm so sorry Lilac September is turning out to be such a rotten month for everyone!!

Thanks so much. 2011 has been a pretty intense year and there are still over 3 months left.

Hang in there. I know these challenges can be hard to deal with; but I have it on good authority that someone out there loves you and I'm glad you've got emotional support while you weather these things.

You made me smile to click on the link and see Mistress's note to me. Thank you for linking it as you did and thank you for your support.

 

[the captians wench]

Thanks so much. 2011 has been a pretty intense year and there are still over 3 months left.



You made me smile to click on the link and see Mistress's note to me. Thank you for linking it as you did and thank you for your support.

I can't believe another year is about to pass by.

I miss him so much.

 

[the captians wench]

I just want mommy and daddy to stop fighting and come play with me and things to be normal again.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Thanks so much. 2011 has been a pretty intense year and there are still over 3 months left.

I'm having the same kind of year, Lilac. Just tie a knot at the end of your rope and hang on!