I understand the question/curiosity, and I appreciate you asking and I so totally mean no offense, and this isn't directed at you specifically in any way. I really hate talking about this stuff here. Lit. is my sanctuary from all the cancer shit. (Yeah, there are a couple people I PM, so sorry peeps.... LOVE YOU!) Long story short? Radiation combined with a new medicine, a bit of a staph like infection that developed after my recent surgery has caused my left leg to spasm uncontrollably. Right now, if feels like there's someone in there trying to get out. My left knee still has some damage to it - yet to be repaired from the assault by my oh so lovely former ex neighbor, and it keeps 'going out' on me. It's compromised enough that neither I nor any of my doctors trust it to behave the way it should. I know it's the right thing, the safe and sane thing. But I had to ask my gf tonight to drive me to the pharmacy. Argh.
Thanks, my friend. I just get so annoyed. I really need a vacation. Was SUPPOSED to be on vacation last week, but that didn't happen, so it was going to be THIS week, but our brillian corporate office dropped the ball on a multi-million dollar customer. Who do ya think needed to fix the fuck-up and make everything all better? Yup. Yours truly.
Would someone please just give me a swift kick in the ass please. Please??
I think I'm going to have a cocktail. A nice long healthy cry, a bubble bath and I'll feel better. I haven't had a good long cry in forever. Or, at least a week.
Good Golly, woman. You just are having a sucky suck suck time of it. I'll whack the little bitch if you want me too. I've been meaning to drag my M-1 Carbine outta the closet. You just say the word. I'm there.
With every thing else going on, trying to deal with hormones and the period from hell on top of my already emotionally frayed state. Well let's just say some one may get hurt.
And if you want to play target practice, I'll knock out the cameras for you.
First laugh of my day is credited to you. Thanks! Not only would you kick my ass, you'd tell me to grow the fuck up.
And - you'd give me huggles AND share chocolate with me? Ohhhhh I think I'm gonna cry again. That's the sweetest thing ever. The next chocolate I'm getting is heading your way.
Jounar loans me out, but only if he gets pics.
I'm like a kitten. All cute and innocent looking, but when you make the wrong move out come the claws and some one looses an eye.
They never suspect the cute ones.
Giggling myself silly!
You're the cute one, I'm the quiet one. No one would suspect a damn thing!
Let the ebil doings commence.
Let the ebil doings commence.
I'll be your alibis if I can watch. "Honest officers, we were having a threesome, no way these two wonderful innocent ladies did anything unlawful" At least not without consent
Okay, but Jounar will DEMAND pics of that.
Oh, wait...you ment that was just the cover story?
Okay, but Jounar will DEMAND pics of that.
Oh, wait...you ment that was just the cover story?
Okay, now I'm confused. Did you want me to stop the ebil doings or not?
Threaten me with beatings and expect me to stop what I'm doing?
I'm not much for kicking asses, but if you could shift your ass 1300 miles or so to the west, I've been told I'm fairly skilled at spanking them (and flogging, paddling and caning, too).Would someone please just give me a swift kick in the ass please. Please??
I'm like a kitten. All cute and innocent looking, but when you make the wrong move out come the claws and some one looses an eye.
They never suspect the cute ones.
Good Golly, woman. You just are having a sucky suck suck time of it. I'll whack the little bitch if you want me too. I've been meaning to drag my M-1 Carbine outta the closet. You just say the word. I'm there.
Well with a dowel rod, you ca imagine that it'd snap pretty quickly...so you won't get more than a couple whacks in. So you'll just be left hanging on the rest of your beating.
So you can decide if THAT is worth being ebil or not
I had to sign it and they hung it in the back with a big "1" on it as well.
I'm not much for kicking asses, but if you could shift your ass 1300 miles or so to the west, I've been told I'm fairly skilled at spanking them (and flogging, paddling and caning, too).
Herewith, a virtual coupon for the impact play(s?) of your choice on yer ass whenever the opportunity might arise.
I'll be your alibis if I can watch. "Honest officers, we were having a threesome, no way these two wonderful innocent ladies did anything unlawful" At least not without consent
Oh yeah absolutely! I love the way this is coming together!
I'll speak for us both. No charge for you, woman. You just pick up that phone, dial the HOT line, and we'll be on our way. No questions asked.
I'll speak for us both. No charge for you, woman. You just pick up that phone, dial the HOT line, and we'll be on our way. No questions asked.
Wait a minute here!
Do you not see the opportunity to have offerings placed at our feet?
Geez. A lucrative business offering and you're wanting to do it for free!
Hello! I still need laid!
See? This is why I need a partner. I work better in a team environment. Someone with more common sense than I have.
You're right, of course, absolutely right. I'm so sorry, Wenchie. (hangs my head in shame)
