The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[esclave_PP]

Well, I think your Master's sexy, and I think that Willie Nelson is sexy. (But then anyone who can sing like that has an advantage where I'm concerned.)

Many thanks

 

[esclave_PP]

haha I am now in love with him

Heheheh Join the club Grins. He's quite lovable. Mmmmm and how.

 

[graceanne]

Many thanks

You know I think he's sexy, I've told you before.

 

[canadiancutie]

Well, I think your Master's sexy, and I think that Willie Nelson is sexy. (But then anyone who can sing like that has an advantage where I'm concerned.)

I lost a lot of respect for Mr. Nelson after he started associating with Jessica Simpson. Psh.

 

[Killishandra]

I lost a lot of respect for Mr. Nelson after he started associating with Jessica Simpson. Psh.

I know, right?! Plus the song is fucking awful. I can't believe MTV is showing it. I don't have a TV of my own, but I was accidentally exposed to it while talking to my roommate in her room.

 

[canadiancutie]

I know, right?! Plus the song is fucking awful. I can't believe MTV is showing it. I don't have a TV of my own, but I was accidentally exposed to it while talking to my roommate in her room.

my little sister was watching much music and it came on...I almost slit my wrists.

 

[Killishandra]

my little sister was watching much music and it came on...I almost slit my wrists.

Poor child.
Come to Hawaii and I'll protect you!

 

[canadiancutie]

Poor child.
Come to Hawaii and I'll protect you!

but my pale canadian flesh would burn in the sun!!

 

[Killishandra]

but my pale canadian flesh would burn in the sun!!

Don't assume you'd be allowed out of the bedroom, CC.

 

[canadiancutie]

Don't assume you'd be allowed out of the bedroom, CC.

but surely on the way there from the airport....ahh fuck it. I need plane tickets.

 

[canadiancutie]

but surely on the way there from the airport....ahh fuck it. I need plane tickets.

...and a tan. I need a tan.

 

[Killishandra]

...and a tan. I need a tan.

Absolutely not. I'm a sucker for brunettes in general, and pale ones in particular.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

That would be Mike Farrell.

Thanks. I was feeling too lazy to look it up when I couldn't remember it, and I knew some smartas... helpful person here would know what his name was.

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[Killishandra]

Time for a REAL blurt

K, so I have been up for HOURS mainly working. I had to get some shit scanned for work and so went to Kinkos (a copy place) in the middle of the night and witnessed a nerd-fight... it didn't come to blows, but it almost did, and nearly everyone in the room got involved in the verbal bashing (except me. I was the only girl, and probably only person under 35, and I just faced the corner giggilng uncontrolably and trying to keep it quiet.) There was even talk like "Go play with your dolls, little girly!" and "Go back to the mainland, haole!" and guys studdering at each other and pushing up their glasses and getting red in the face... it was hilarious yet pitiful. It all started because the network was going slow and someone got mad at an employee.

Anyway, absolutely hilarious to witness. But yeah... tomorrow I am buying a scanner to scan my layout sketches (for home appraisals) because I can't deal with Kinkos at 2AM anymore. Not only does it give me a headache, but I wouldn't want to be accidentally stabbed with a projectile #2 pencil.

 

[Marquis]

Killi,


I just got access to a computer, and I don't have time to check my email or read any other posts, but this seems like the most efficient way to communicate.

I came to visit you in Hawaii as a surprise, but I got into a fight at a Kinko's. I got beat up by some tough Hawaiian thugs who kept calling me haole. I'm in the hospital with severe paper cuts and I don't think my glasses are going to make it. I tried to use one of your JKD moves but I just got kicked in the nuts.

Come get me!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

And the award for the funniest name for a mathematical theorem goes to: Click me.

 

[Marquis]

And the award for the funniest name for a mathematical theorem goes to: Click me.

Are you a math person?

That's actually kinda fascinating, thanks for posting it.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Are you a math person?

That's actually kinda fascinating, thanks for posting it.

weirdos

 

[cellis]

Hello Darlin...

 

[Ms.Breaker]

weirdos

LMAO! Each to their own fetish! I have just never heard of a math fetish. Do they cry out during sex "Oh yes recite more fractal equations!" ?

 

[Marquis]

Actually, reproductive sex is a fractal equation, if you really think about it.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Are you a math person?

That's actually kinda fascinating, thanks for posting it.

Nope, not a math person in that sense, though maths and numbers have always interested me - but I'm not that deep a mind. Nah, I just have a website I go to that caters to my eclectic interests in the odd, the humorous and the important, and sometimes share some of the places it leads me.

 

[Marquis]

Care to see a mathematical proof that shows immutably that women are evil?

 

[canadiancutie]

Care to see a mathematical proof that shows immutably that women are evil?

aww, having a small penis doesn't make you a woman, silly goose.