The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Marquis]

aww, having a small penis doesn't make you a woman, silly goose.

Just for you babe!


Now, from a man's perspective, women are essentially a factor of time and money.

We'll use this as premise 1.

Premise 1: Women = Time x Money

Now, it is often said that time is money, we'll call this premise two.

Premise 2: Time = Money

By logically combining premises one and two, we realize that women are essentially money x money, which we can represent with this equation.

Conclusion 1: Women = Money^2 (money squared)


Now, we all know that money is the root of all evil, so

Premise 3: Money = √Evil

If we square both sides of this equation by the reflective law of exponents we see that

Premise 4: Money^2 = Evil

Now, we simply combine Premise 4 with Conclusion 1 to come up with Conclusion 2:

Women = Evil



Not that any of us needed formal proof, but it's always nice to see your hunches proven beyond doubt.

 

[rikaaim]

Just for you babe!


Now, from a man's perspective, women are essentially a factor of time and money.

We'll use this as premise 1.

Premise 1: Women = Time x Money

Now, it is often said that time is money, we'll call this premise two.

Premise 2: Time = Money

By logically combining premises one and two, we realize that women are essentially money x money, which we can represent with this equation.

Conclusion 1: Women = Money^2 (money squared)


Now, we all know that money is the root of all evil, so

Premise 3: Money = √Evil

If we square both sides of this equation by the reflective law of exponents we see that

Premise 4: Money^2 = Evil

Now, we simply combine Premise 4 with Conclusion 1 to come up with Conclusion 2:

Women = Evil



Not that any of us needed formal proof, but it's always nice to see your hunches proven beyond doubt.

Sorry to burst your little bubble but premise 3 is flawed. For the love of all money is the root of all evil.

So, a quick little change, love of money equals love of women, therefore, loving women = evil.


I think.



Ahh...fuck it. Just be gay and you won't have to worry.

 

[koichi]

i remember the time
he made me *whimper*
with lust

 

[Marquis]

Sorry to burst your little bubble but premise 3 is flawed. For the love of all money is the root of all evil.

So, a quick little change, love of money equals love of women, therefore, loving women = evil.


I think.

Actually, that's an even better conclusion, I'll amend my proof from now on.

Ahh...fuck it. Just be gay and you won't have to worry.

Uh, yeah... that sounds like a plan.

 

[rikaaim]

Marquis, you have yet to fail to provide me with a much needed laugh. Thank you.

 

[canadiancutie]

Just for you babe!


Now, from a man's perspective, women are essentially a factor of time and money.

We'll use this as premise 1.

Premise 1: Women = Time x Money

Now, it is often said that time is money, we'll call this premise two.

Premise 2: Time = Money

By logically combining premises one and two, we realize that women are essentially money x money, which we can represent with this equation.

Conclusion 1: Women = Money^2 (money squared)


Now, we all know that money is the root of all evil, so

Premise 3: Money = √Evil

If we square both sides of this equation by the reflective law of exponents we see that

Premise 4: Money^2 = Evil

Now, we simply combine Premise 4 with Conclusion 1 to come up with Conclusion 2:

Women = Evil



Not that any of us needed formal proof, but it's always nice to see your hunches proven beyond doubt.

and this is why I failed math.

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[graceanne]

I've got a headache.

Here's an equation for you. math=satan=evil

Cutie? Can I come read some books with you, and leave the weirdo's to their math?

 

[canadiancutie]

http://www.findcoolclothes.com/01355.html that is so friggin cool.

edited to add- I am now expecting Violet Wand in the mail haha

 

[Killishandra]

http://www.findcoolclothes.com/01355.html that is so friggin cool.

edited to add- I am now expecting Violet Wand in the mail haha

There was one called "Marquis" lol. Too bad it's a shade that would look absolutely horrid on me, or I'd get it just for shits'n'giggles.

 

[canadiancutie]

There was one called "Marquis" lol. Too bad it's a shade that would look absolutely horrid on me, or I'd get it just for shits'n'giggles.

haha I almost got it. I was sooo close. But the colour is ugly, and cuteness prevailed over hilarity.

 

[snowy ciara]

Etoile's a hottie.

 

[graceanne]

Etoile's a hottie.

Well, DUH!

 

[FungiUg]

Etoile's a hottie.

Does that mean you fill her with hot water and pop her into bed to keep it warm?

 

[sphynx's dragon]

There was one called "Marquis" lol. Too bad it's a shade that would look absolutely horrid on me, or I'd get it just for shits'n'giggles.

Oh come on...you should get it anyways....

 

[tealsphynx]

http://www.findcoolclothes.com/01355.html that is so friggin cool.

edited to add- I am now expecting Violet Wand in the mail haha

I like them, I want them all....sorry girls I've got one of those complexions that can wear almost any color.

 

[canadiancutie]

I like them, I want them all....sorry girls I've got one of those complexions that can wear almost any color.

haha I hate you now.

 

[Marquis]

http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0061.gif

Is this the best smiley ever or what?

 

[Kajira Callista]

http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0061.gif

Is this the best smiley ever or what?

its uncle rosco!

 

[snowy ciara]

I can see that hanging from the rear-view mirror of the Pimp Mobile.

 

[canadiancutie]

I don't understand how someone can not be a part of your life for such a long time, and then something bad happens and they're all you can think about

 

[canadiancutie]

The media is fucking evil.

 

[brioche]

What the heck does l'chaim mean anyway?

 

[brioche]

I never want to do anything for shits and giggles.

 

[Jay Davis]

What the heck does l'chaim mean anyway?

You must have slept through Fiddler on the Roof. Can't imagine how, though, it's very loud...

It means, "To life!"