The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread
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Evil_Geoff
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This is 75!
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Sex and a film festival pass to whoever gets me to toronto by next week
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canadiancutie said:
LMAO
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Killishandra said:LMAO
hey homeslice
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SkylineBlue said:
I have green(ish) in my hair!!!...but my eyes are brown
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graceanne said:
Hey, I have green eyes... I wonder why I've never thought of using that as a "something green" on St. Paddy's day!
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Phone sex as a way of paying for film school....hmmmmmmm.
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Maybe cell phone first....then phone sex.
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Chief Justice Rehnquist died. He was one of the few conservatives I don't totally hate.
I'm sure Bush will probably try and appoint the biggest dickhead imaginable, but hopefully he'll get it wrong like many GOP have in the past. It cracks me up how philosophically liberal die-hard conservatives get once you give them a little job security.
I'm sure Bush will probably try and appoint the biggest dickhead imaginable, but hopefully he'll get it wrong like many GOP have in the past. It cracks me up how philosophically liberal die-hard conservatives get once you give them a little job security.
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Solitude said:Maybe because you like being pinched?
Actually, I generally dislike being pinched.
Now if everyone administered spankings on that day, I'd purchase special blue contacts just for the occasion.
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Nothing makes me happier than watching Evelyn; the cutest evil dead girl by myself on long weekends.
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and then I almost fell down
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Man do I love the poly life. Ahhhhhh sated. Sated. Happy. Sated. 
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From the comedian Steven Wright:
1. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2. Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3. Half the people you know are below average.
4. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8. If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
9. All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.
10. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
12. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18. Hard work pays off in the future - laziness pays off now.
19. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
20. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23. My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
34. I have the largest shell collection in the world.....I keep it on the beach.
1. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2. Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3. Half the people you know are below average.
4. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8. If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
9. All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.
10. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
12. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18. Hard work pays off in the future - laziness pays off now.
19. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
20. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23. My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
34. I have the largest shell collection in the world.....I keep it on the beach.
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