The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[TNRkitect2b]

Absolutely isolated & unrelated to my post above .......

<blurt/rant> People who insist on correcting others, yet have no friggin clue regarding the subject at hand and do not know wtf they are talking about... really make me want to reach through my monitor and smack the know-it-all's ... hard, over and over ... at least a few dozen times or until my hand gets tired, or they finally 'get it' ... whichever comes first.<blurt/rant>

There, now i feel better. heh ..

LOL! I hope so!

 

[h_i_s]

LOL ... well, i did include the disclaimer so there would be no confusion there ... even though the starting post of the entire thread states that all posts will not need to 'fit' or make sense in regard to the posts which appear immediately before them ... i figured, some may not realize this ... heh.

 

[snowy ciara]

One of my brothers uses V05 Conditioner on his beard when he trims it, so that it doesn't give his wife whisker burn. Perhaps if you got your Master a "manly" scent (I use the raspberry kind, and it's a bit girly smelling) and are properly, ahem, thankful for it He would condition it for you when he trims it.

 

[graceanne]

Master keeps a beard graceanne, i dislike when He trims it down short now and then because it feels prickly against my skin... i have no idea of how i'd feel if He shaved it off entirely. i love Him regardless ..... but i liiiiiike Him the way i am asccustomed to seeing Him. i like it a bit on the longer side in comparison to what He prefers. But, i try not to complain when He trims it. It certainly would beat Him shaving it off all together ... ouch. my skin is too sensative to razor stubble. On the up side, i doubt He'd look 19 if He shaved it off... and that's a REALLY good thing as younger men do not 'do it' for me.

I don't mind any of that. He's normally kinda prickly, I'm used to that. But when he shaves his beard he looks, at best, 19 years old. It's freaky! Plus it's hard to read his facial expressions, cause I'm not used to it, so I put my foot in it more often.

The thing is that I like older guys. With his goatee he looks at least my age. Without it he looks like a teenager, and it's just freaken weird.

 

[h_i_s]

One of my brothers uses V05 Conditioner on his beard when he trims it, so that it doesn't give his wife whisker burn. Perhaps if you got your Master a "manly" scent (I use the raspberry kind, and it's a bit girly smelling) and are properly, ahem, thankful for it He would condition it for you when he trims it.

Yes, and thank you ... i do apply conditioner to His beard when it seems prickly... it does help a little bit. i normally do His trimmings (and shaving, showering etc) for Him. When cut down with a #1 or a #2 guard with the trimmers ... it's prickly, and with His hairtype .. there isn't a cure for that.

 

[canadiancutie]

Bad poetry does not belong on collarme.com. Bad poetry doesn't belong anywhere, but especially not there. People that right bad poetry should jump off things.

 

[FungiUg]

People that right bad poetry should jump off things.

...almost as bad as people who write with poor grammar?

Poetry's value is in the eye of the reader. If you don't like it, move along. No one forced you to read it.

 

[graceanne]

...almost as bad as people who write with poor grammar?

Poetry's value is in the eye of the reader. If you don't like it, move along. No one forced you to read it.

You know . . . when I correct the grammar of people who are speaking English as a second language, I get yelled at.

IT'S A DOUBLE STANDARD!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

You know . . . when I correct the grammar of people who are speaking English as a second language, I get yelled at.

IT'S A DOUBLE STANDARD!

Is English a second language for CC? (It could be, w/ French as her first - that's why I asked.)

 

[canadiancutie]

Is English a second language for CC? (It could be, w/ French as her first - that's why I asked.)

Yup, I'm a frenchie.

 

[canadiancutie]

...almost as bad as people who write with poor grammar?

Poetry's value is in the eye of the reader. If you don't like it, move along. No one forced you to read it.

Let me guess, writer of bad poetry?

ps- I wrote that at 4 am, so fuck you buddy (I don't mean it. I just like saying it)

 

[canadiancutie]

Tony Danza is Jesus.

 

[Marquis]

I just want to take a moment to say I saw this coming a mile away. I get roped into this shit so easy too, I wish I was older already.

 

[canadiancutie]

I just want to take a moment to say I saw this coming a mile away. I get roped into this shit so easy too, I wish I was older already.

I think you're old enough to retire.

 

[FungiUg]

You know . . . when I correct the grammar of people who are speaking English as a second language, I get yelled at.

IT'S A DOUBLE STANDARD!

'Tain't my double standard. I don't remember once yelling at you for doing any such thing. Besides, I wasn't so much correcting her as pointing out the irony of her poetry critique.

 

[FungiUg]

Let me guess, writer of bad poetry?

Darned tootin'! Wanna read some?

 

[canadiancutie]

I feel like someone beat me in the face with a bag of ass.

 

[canadiancutie]

I have discovered the cure for the flu; dancing in your underwear to your mom's old Pat Benatar album until you pass out and hit your head on the vaccuum.

 

[canadiancutie]

I dont care how dominant they are, I can't take guys in latex pants seriously.

 

[canadiancutie]

You know you have the flu when you're watching Kevin Bacon sing on the Tony Danza show.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I dunno what I've got - coughing, stuffy nose, frequent quick trips to the bathroom, sore back, and tired as all get out - but I don't like it. Whoever gave it to me, come take it back!

 

[Miss Diva]

I dunno what I've got - coughing, stuffy nose, frequent quick trips to the bathroom, sore back, and tired as all get out - but I don't like it. Whoever gave it to me, come take it back!

Blame Betticus

 

[Bandit58]

Who knew hot wax could be so much fun....I had my first taste of wax play on Friday night it was wonderful Being blindfolded while someone drips it all over your sensitive bits, feeling the heat and slight sting of the burn and then the sensation as it cools and tightens on your skin......*sigh* WOW.......

 

[canadiancutie]

This is my official last lit post. I changed my password to a bunch or random letters, so once I hit log out, I'm gone, but have fun kids! Keep in touch if you feel like it

 

[Kajira Callista]

I dunno what I've got - coughing, stuffy nose, frequent quick trips to the bathroom, sore back, and tired as all get out - but I don't like it. Whoever gave it to me, come take it back!

No.