The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Evil_Geoff]

100

One Freaking Hundred!


Wooooo-hoooooo!

 

[graceanne]

Hey, I have green eyes... I wonder why I've never thought of using that as a "something green" on St. Paddy's day!

Don't bother, it doesn't work. I have one blue eye and one green, and I've tried it. It's just much easier to wear green.

Oh, and green panties don't work either. Not unless you're willing to prove it.

 

[graceanne]

Tomorrow's my drivers test!

Everyone, please, pray, cross your fingers . . . WHATEVER that I don't get nervous and do something stupid. I'm really getting sick of being driven around.

 

[h_i_s]

Tomorrow's my drivers test!

Everyone, please, pray, cross your fingers . . . WHATEVER that I don't get nervous and do something stupid. I'm really getting sick of being driven around.

i really hate the way cold breakfast cereals like Captain Crunch, Trixs or Cocoa Puffs rub the roof of my mouth all raw. Waiting long enough for the cereal to soften is not an option, i hate soggy cereal... yuck.
crosses fingers, eyes, and toes so that graceanne will pass her driving test with flying colors ... err .. everyone get the frig off the sidewalk .. NOW! heh ...

 

[graceanne]

crosses fingers, eyes, and toes so that graceanne will pass her driving test with flying colors ... err .. everyone get the frig off the sidewalk .. NOW! heh ...

All right, no cookies for you!

I'm a perfectly good driver. I'm just a lousy test taker. I get all tense and my brain turns off, and I do stupid things . . . like run stop lights.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Tomorrow's my drivers test!

Everyone, please, pray, cross your fingers . . . WHATEVER that I don't get nervous and do something stupid. I'm really getting sick of being driven around.

You'll do fine. You're an adult woman of above-average intelligence and competence. If you can manage eighty-four kids (or however many you have, lol - maybe it just seems like eighty-four at times...), you can manage one little driving test. We have faith in you, gracie.

 

[graceanne]

You'll do fine. You're an adult woman of above-average intelligence and competence. If you can manage eighty-four kids (or however many you have, lol - maybe it just seems like eighty-four at times...), you can manage one little driving test. We have faith in you, gracie.

This is my third test.

And it's only 5-8. (depending on the day)

 

[Sir_Winston54]

This is my third test.

And it's only 5-8. (depending on the day)

Five to eight kids would seem like eighty-four, no matter what day it was! lol

And I still say.... "Yew kin dew it, beh-beee!"

 

[h_i_s]

All right, no cookies for you!

I'm a perfectly good driver. I'm just a lousy test taker. I get all tense and my brain turns off, and I do stupid things . . . like run stop lights.

i figured that you are a good driver and are just nervous ... no offense intended.
i also figure that well intended humor is always good for soothing nerves.
i first got my drivers license ... *counts on fingers ... runs out of fingers, finishes counting on her toes* ... err ..20 years ago. i still run red lights and/or stop signs, now and then ... i recall the last time i did that:

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Officer: *making no effort to stiffle his chuckling at me* License and registration please.

me: *all nervous, and making every attempt at not appearing nervous* i'm sorry, i don't know why you are laughing. *reaching into the glove compartment, while glaring over her shoulder at the kids in the back seat* ... i'm sorry, this could take a second or two, i know it's in here.

Officer: You realize you ran that stop light back there, right? *still chuckling*

me: i do, yes. i'm sorry but you can check my record, *crossing fingers behind her back* i never do that normally. i've never even had a speeding ticket. i'm a safe driver but..... my kids were arguing and i became distracted while i was yelling at them to stop.....

Officer: You do realize you had to pass me while i was stopped for that light and parked to the right of you, as you ran through it? *chuckling and shaking his head*

me: Oh, :-| ....i didn't see you.

Officer: *chuckling and handing back my license and registration* ... I've been an officer in this city for over 30 years and have never had anyone pass me and proceed to drive right through a red light, thanks for the laugh. Just a warning ... this time.

me: *taking her license & registration back* Thank you officer.

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We all have faith in you graceanne .... you'll do just fine.

 

[Marquis]

Yeah, that happens to me all the time, except it goes something like this.


Me: What seems to be the problem officer?

Him: GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE CAR NIGGER!!!

 

[graceanne]

i figured that you are a good driver and are just nervous ... no offense intended.
i also figure that well intended humor is always good for soothing nerves.
i first got my drivers license ... *counts on fingers ... runs out of fingers, finishes counting on her toes* ... err ..20 years ago. i still run red lights and/or stop signs, now and then ... i recall the last time i did that:
We all have faith in you graceanne .... you'll do just fine.

No offense taken. I knew you were just teasing, I was just teasing back. And if you tell me any jokes tomorrow you'll get blank stare. Cause I'll be totally freaked out. lol

 

[TigerClaw]

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[graceanne]

It is late and a beautiful night. Do I really have to go to bed?

Yes. You've been bad and not said hi in a long while. Go to bed without dinner. *scowls*

How're ya doin?

 

[esclave_PP]

Yes. You've been bad and not said hi in a long while. Go to bed without dinner. *scowls*

How're ya doin?

Do I get dinner?

 

[graceanne]

Do I get dinner?

Well, of course you do. You say hi all the time.

 

[Xelebes]

Well, I found my co-worker is also a sub. However he's not much in pursuit as I am so it's cool.

 

[TigerClaw]

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[graceanne]

You know, I start to think that how someone looks isn't imporant to me, then K shaves off his goatee, and I'm back at . . . how in the world am I supposed to kiss someone who LOOKS 19? I feel like a cradle robber or something. *shudders*

 

[Xelebes]

You know, I start to think that how someone looks isn't imporant to me, then K shaves off his goatee, and I'm back at . . . how in the world am I supposed to kiss someone who LOOKS 19? I feel like a cradle robber or something. *shudders*

Spank him, of course. Over YOUR knees.

 

[graceanne]

Spank him, of course. Over YOUR knees.

I imagine that no matter how young he looks that I'd get the same reaction to that idea.

 

[Xelebes]

I imagine that no matter how young he looks that I'd get the same reaction to that idea.

He's being a bad boy then. Double tthe spanks.

 

[h_i_s]

The cooler weather is setting in already with lows in the low to mid-sixties in the evening. i HATE cool weather. i hate the thought of having to cover up,having to bundle up to keep warm and being cold in general. i especially dislike the 'in betweens' of each season. If i don't put all of the summer clothing away i'm going to end up having to pull out warmer clothing here and there in order to stay warm on cooler days & nights .... then it gets all mixed up again.

P.S.Master keeps a beard graceanne, i dislike when He trims it down short now and then because it feels prickly against my skin... i have no idea of how i'd feel if He shaved it off entirely. i love Him regardless ..... but i liiiiiike Him the way i am asccustomed to seeing Him. i like it a bit on the longer side in comparison to what He prefers. But, i try not to complain when He trims it. It certainly would beat Him shaving it off all together ... ouch. my skin is too sensative to razor stubble. On the up side, i doubt He'd look 19 if He shaved it off... and that's a REALLY good thing as younger men do not 'do it' for me.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Sinn0cent, you could always move down here to the south. It's much warmer though you might have to deal with an odd hurricane or two.

 

[h_i_s]

Sinn0cent, you could always move down here to the south. It's much warmer though you might have to deal with an odd hurricane or two.

We DO get hurricanes here ... too, and have dealt with any in my lifetime well enough for the most part.
i have lived down south in Orlando FL, and was forced to live here & freeze my yankee ass off at least 6 months out of each year )by circumstances which were beyond my control... and must remain due to those same circumstances and 'then some').
my Dad lives there, still (near Cocoa Beach now).

 

[h_i_s]

Absolutely isolated & unrelated to my post above .......

<blurt/rant> People who insist on correcting others, yet have no friggin clue regarding the subject at hand and do not know wtf they are talking about... really make me want to reach through my monitor and smack the know-it-all's ... hard, over and over ... at least a few dozen times or until my hand gets tired, or they finally 'get it' ... whichever comes first.<blurt/rant>

There, now i feel better. heh ..