The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Kajira Callista]

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!

It might be kind of an elephant
Or a funny kind of kazoo
Or strange, exotic turtle
You never see in a zoo
Or maybe a kind of a doggie
Or particular shade of blue
Or maybe a pretty flower
Naah, not with a name like that, Uh uh!

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!

 

[graceanne]

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!

It might be kind of an elephant
Or a funny kind of kazoo
Or strange, exotic turtle
You never see in a zoo
Or maybe a kind of a doggie
Or particular shade of blue
Or maybe a pretty flower
Naah, not with a name like that, Uh uh!

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!

My word. YOU GORGED ON COOKIES AGAIN!

I'm sorry everyone, she's had a few too many cookies, and you know what that does to a person. *makes crazy motion*

Come on, sweety. Let's go home and you can sleep this off. You'll be feeling much better in the morning.

 

[FurryFury]

More a poem than a limerick IMO but...

Macho posturing and pissing contests abound
I see them online, movies, wherever dudes can be found
I think they are pretty silly, but sometimes I get hot
When I think of a Dom sampler evening, my eyes light up with the plot
Yes, let me taste of your dark evils and hey, piss all you like
It will be my pleasure, my pain and my constant delight

 

[FurryFury]

Again not a limerick

I watch my beloved sleep
His child emerges from being buried deep
Sweetly it sits on his face while sleep, his demons erase
I smile and wanting to touch him all over,
His cupid bow lips, his high cheek bones and dimpled hallows
I see his eyes move rem beneath his lids
I want to leave kiss trails along his skin, and scars
My desire threatens to erupt
I leave before quickly before I wake him up

 

[graceanne]

Omg. My house is totally free of kids - they're all at school.

It's kinda creepy. Normally when things are this quiet someone about to get in trouble.

 

[chris9]

Party at Gracie's!

 

[Kajira Callista]

My word. YOU GORGED ON COOKIES AGAIN!

I'm sorry everyone, she's had a few too many cookies, and you know what that does to a person. *makes crazy motion*

Come on, sweety. Let's go home and you can sleep this off. You'll be feeling much better in the morning.

but I like that song

 

[CutieMouse]

Eating a meal 30 minutes after lacing down to 22½" is not wise. No matter how small your bites are, nor how slowly you chew, it just doesn't work. Oof.

Signed,

~She who loosened the laces, and went back up an inch, because while beauty is pain, not all pain is beautiful.

 

[Etoile]

Eating a meal 30 minutes after lacing down to 22½" is not wise. No matter how small your bites are, nor how slowly you chew, it just doesn't work. Oof.

Signed,

~She who loosened the laces, and went back up an inch, because while beauty is pain, not all pain is beautiful.

I have total empathy! Although for me it was my addiction to fizzy drinks...I figured if I just had little sips I would be okay...not so in the corset. Although now that I think about it, which would I enjoy more...the ability to have soda like I do now, or the ability to tightlace daily, which I can't do anymore? I miss tightlacing, and I might give up soda if I could do it again. But I like soda!

 

[CutieMouse]

Have you ever had a sneezing fit, while laced? I thought I was going to break a rib. *laughing*

 

[Etoile]

Hmmm...I don't remember ever having a sneezing fit. Sounds aggravating! And yet I found that hiccups were much less annoying while laced...

 

[FurryFury]

Wow I musta been out of it!

I posted those in the wrong thread but at least it was The Isolated Blurt thread. LOL.

Fury

 

[CutieMouse]

I say again-

god/goddess bless cross dressers who are so happy to find panties, they spend 3 figures to get them. My car payment, my utility bills, and I thank you.

 

[shy slave]

Andante is here for a few days.

He is watching a crap tv programme and I am bored.

I get up and ask him 'Would you like a coffee or a beer?'

He says he wants coffee.

I then say 'Just to be clear, this must mean I am service orientated slave not an obey orientated slave. I offered you coffee you did not have to ask'

His response was 'Can you you be a 'shut-up' orientated slave?'

I can be many things, but being quiet is a hard limit

*sigh*

 

[Sprinkles22]

Damn, but it feels good to be back!

 

[Etoile]

His response was 'Can you you be a 'shut-up' orientated slave?'

*cracks up*

My Daddy would love that, I'll have to share it!

 

[graceanne]

Andante is here for a few days.

He is watching a crap tv programme and I am bored.

I get up and ask him 'Would you like a coffee or a beer?'

He says he wants coffee.

I then say 'Just to be clear, this must mean I am service orientated slave not an obey orientated slave. I offered you coffee you did not have to ask'

His response was 'Can you you be a 'shut-up' orientated slave?'

I can be many things, but being quiet is a hard limit

*sigh*

LOL I think I'm going to recall that for my hard limit list. hehe

 

[Sprinkles22]

Well ... leave it to Geico Insurance and their TV commercials to kill a lifelong fantasy of mine The sexiest male voice I've ever heard has been the man who narrates the Motion Picture movie trailers ... geez, what a Dom voice that is.

But have you seen him? Have you seen the commercial??? *sobbing* I was expecting TALL, DARK, MYSTERIOUS AND HANDSOME.

I'm crushed, really

 

[Etoile]

Well ... leave it to Geico Insurance and their TV commercials to kill a lifelong fantasy of mine The sexiest male voice I've ever heard has been the man who narrates the Motion Picture movie trailers ... geez, what a Dom voice that is.

But have you seen him? Have you seen the commercial??? *sobbing* I was expecting TALL, DARK, MYSTERIOUS AND HANDSOME.

I'm crushed, really

Oh yeah, Don LaFontaine is funny looking!

 

[Etoile]

Okay, I seriously did not expect something sold as "Romulan Ale" to actually be ale. It's bright blue, so I was expecting a wine cooler. But no, it tastes like beer. I mean come on, if they sold me something called "Saurian Brandy" I would not expect it to BE real brandy! What gives?

Oh well, I'm drinking it anyway. But beer...yuck.

 

[SierraMoon]

Oh yeah, Don LaFontaine is funny looking!

He was on Extreme Makeover Home Edition last night too!!!

Gotta love the voice though.. it's almost hypnotic!

 

[tealsphynx]

I am proud of myself. We're talking about non-verbal signals in my communications class and I immediately thought of things I've noticed at munches and play parties that make it pretty clear who's dom and whos sub. I kept my hand down and did not blurt out my observations to my class. I saw the reaction everyone gave when one guy mentioned the "jerk off" hand signal. He blurted out "MASTURBATION" and the whole class lost it's concentration. I figured class would have ended if I had mentioned the kneeling with hands up thing I've seen some girls do, or the seating arrangements I've seen where a sub will sit at dom's feet. School mixed with a twisted mind really makes for a long class.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Mmmmmm .... mint chocolate chip icecream ... perfect for comfort when I feel so all alone. Well, okay ... maybe not perfect ... but it's all I have atm. *deep sigh*

 

[Etoile]

I am proud of myself. We're talking about non-verbal signals in my communications class and I immediately thought of things I've noticed at munches and play parties that make it pretty clear who's dom and whos sub. I kept my hand down and did not blurt out my observations to my class. I saw the reaction everyone gave when one guy mentioned the "jerk off" hand signal. He blurted out "MASTURBATION" and the whole class lost it's concentration. I figured class would have ended if I had mentioned the kneeling with hands up thing I've seen some girls do, or the seating arrangements I've seen where a sub will sit at dom's feet. School mixed with a twisted mind really makes for a long class.

LOL, that is the American Sign Language sign for "male masturbation"

 

[esclave_PP]

What a cool class!

Oh, and Master let my blog be public now, and yes, that's us. So if you always wanted to know what PhoenixPrime looks like, there he be