The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[callinectes]

Confirmation I live in redneckland: the morning crew on the local radio station spent the entire shift talking about Wal-Mart's decision to end Christmas layways.

 

[callinectes]

Well ... leave it to Geico Insurance and their TV commercials to kill a lifelong fantasy of mine The sexiest male voice I've ever heard has been the man who narrates the Motion Picture movie trailers ... geez, what a Dom voice that is.

But have you seen him? Have you seen the commercial??? *sobbing* I was expecting TALL, DARK, MYSTERIOUS AND HANDSOME.

I'm crushed, really

IN A WORLD.... LOL I hear ya!

I worked for GEICO while in college..just so you know, when you call GEICO about your insurance, you are not talking to a licensed insurance agent. You are talking to a college kid, sitting in a huge room full of college kids, all of whom can't wait for their shift to end. I used to sit next to a guy who would say "Fuck You very much for calling GEICO today" when callers were nasty to him. He said it just quickly and garbled enough that you could never really be sure what you heard.

It amuses me to see these light-hearted ads GEICO has been running the last few years. Insurance companies by nature are humorless, GEICO doubly so.

 

[Etoile]

Oooh, I am very interested to read your blog, thanks for letting us peek!

 

[ADRs_amplebust]

Ohh wish that studly Dom tha Assassin was about I'd give him a big ole welcome home hug ......

 

[esclave_PP]

Oooh, I am very interested to read your blog, thanks for letting us peek!

You're welcome Sometimes it is nattering, sometimes it is introspective, sometimes it is ranting lol but hopefully it won't bore ya. Although the first entry (most current) is a great article that Master gave to me a couple of years ago. Might be great for folks just getting into the lifestyle.

 

[snowy ciara]

Oh for fuck's sake!

If you don't want an HONEST opinion, DON'T ASK FOR PUBLIC FEEDBACK! That's it, I quit! Post all the stories and feedback requests you want, I'm not answering you. I'm not reading, I'm not responding. This is not the "please read my story and lie your fool head off and tell me how great I am" forum and I'm not gonna act like it is.

 

[graceanne]

Ok, I'm confused. Today I had to take D to the clinic to have his ear's checked. (Thought he had an infection - he didn't.) They had some flyers there advertising a place that I can go get my yearly exam (which I haven't had since D was born - almost four years ago) for cheap. I was reading it to make sure there weren't any hidden fees or clauses, and saw that it's, and I quote, 'queer friendly'. Now I gotta ask. Isn't calling a homosexual 'queer' something you only do if you, yourself, are homosexual? Isn't that like calling a black person a racist name, something that you can only do if you identify with the other people like that?

 

[Etoile]

Ok, I'm confused. Today I had to take D to the clinic to have his ear's checked. (Thought he had an infection - he didn't.) They had some flyers there advertising a place that I can go get my yearly exam (which I haven't had since D was born - almost four years ago) for cheap. I was reading it to make sure there weren't any hidden fees or clauses, and saw that it's, and I quote, 'queer friendly'. Now I gotta ask. Isn't calling a homosexual 'queer' something you only do if you, yourself, are homosexual? Isn't that like calling a black person a racist name, something that you can only do if you identify with the other people like that?

There are no formal rules about it, but it's not usually quite that strict. If someone is queer-friendly, then it's usually acceptable to call yourself queer-friendly. Or, for the flyer, it might be showing "somebody who works here is queer and therefore we can say queer too."

 

[graceanne]

There are no formal rules about it, but it's not usually quite that strict. If someone is queer-friendly, then it's usually acceptable to call yourself queer-friendly. Or, for the flyer, it might be showing "somebody who works here is queer and therefore we can say queer too."

Oh, ok. lol You learn something new every day, I guess. *shrugs* I kinda figured it was like when Marquis calls himself racial slurs. It's ok for him to do it, but no one else can.

 

[Etoile]

Oh, ok. lol You learn something new every day, I guess. *shrugs* I kinda figured it was like when Marquis calls himself racial slurs. It's ok for him to do it, but no one else can.

Oh, I wouldn't call Marquis a racial slur just based on it being Marquis and me being smarter than that!

 

[graceanne]

Oh, I wouldn't call Marquis a racial slur just based on it being Marquis and me being smarter than that!

Well, there's that, too.

 

[Marquis]

Ha ha, I love this shit ladies.

Just wanted to drop in and say that.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

ranting big time

You are so fucking dense. She told India that none of you were allowed to talk to me. She made it clear none of you were to look at me, think about me, talk to me or mention my name to anyone else. So why are you trying to contact me? Believe me, your not talking to me is not a huge loss to me. I'm sorry if you feel like you lost your leaning post, but I'm a fucking human, and I don't appreciate the lies and bullshit that bitch has been putting out there about me for the past few months. And YOU...of all people. You knew what happened when it happened. You knew about the anxiety attack. You knew I was shaking so violently I couldn't put together a coherant sentence. It took Her over two hours to put me back into human form!! And yet, you made a concious decision to spend time with this India bitch. You listened to her call me a demon. You took it upon yourself to ask me if I was a demon...how fucking stupid are you??? Then you have the nerve to put me on speakerphone while I explained to you I wanted nothing to do with that bitch...never to speak to her, see her, have her smile in my direction...and you put her on speakerphone like I had just said the most offensive drivel possible. THEN, not only did you not tell me I was on speakerphone, but you let her take the phone out of your hand. You're not smart enough to have handed it to her yourself, but you're too weak to stand up for yourself, too, so she took the phone out of your hand and started talking to me like I was her best friend and nothing ever happened. I want nothing to do with any of you. You're shit. You proved to me you're as selfish as the next motherfucker who smiles at me and promises to be my best friend. I gave you a golden friendship. And you're a fucking idiot. Fuck you. Don't you ever message me, call me, or show up on my porch again. And damn well don't show up while She's here, either. God forbid you're that dumb. Don't approach me like nothing dirty went on behind my back, and don't smile at me again. If you have such a hard on for my sympathy, then you'd better talk to Her and convince Her you're absolutely worthy of begging for my forgiveness.

Fuck you and rot in hell.

 

[zekealicious]

Anyone ever seen the movie Fatso?

 

[Yang4yin]

A Lady asked me to tea
and said, "do you fart when you pee?"
I said with some whit,
"do you belch when you shit?"
I think that was one up to me.

 

[callinectes]

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[Etoile]

Yaaaaay for the faculty! JKF OUT! JKF OUT! JKF OUT!

 

[infernal_contessa]

To look up at you, my eyes shining, your mouth a playful, expectant smirk, your fingers twining in my hair... pulling me forward, my mouth, hot breath on your trousers over your crotch. Expectant. My deft fingers free you, my soft lips caress you and my greedy tongue swirls about you as my own moans... pleasure at serving you as you enjoy to be served...

I miss you.

 

[Etoile]

For my doctor: If my work is affected and could be helped by a hearing aid, I'm going to be mighty annoyed with you for not giving me one when I asked for it.

 

[A Desert Rose]

never fucking mind... it's not worth it.

 

[esclave_PP]

Confucious say: Man with mushy gums, should not eat Doritos.

 

[graceanne]

For my doctor: If my work is affected and could be helped by a hearing aid, I'm going to be mighty annoyed with you for not giving me one when I asked for it.

I'd respond to this, but I'm sure you can figuer out my reaction to it.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Could this place get any more surreal ?

I mean honestly.......lol

Twilight Zone Music coming up at this rate is a certainty........

 

[Etoile]

I'd respond to this, but I'm sure you can figuer out my reaction to it.

I'm confused...what is your reaction?

 

[myinnerslut]

note to self....
you really dont enjoy getting punished.. so stop being all SAMmy and start behaving. things are much more fun that way.


i cant believe how much i miss my Sir... i didnt know that you could miss someone this much