The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[master_xander]

I've never been to a bdsm club

I'm sorry to hear about that stegral, I'm sure we've all had times like that... I agree though that you shouldn't go for a week or so, let things settle in your heart a bit. I'm also new to this site and wanted to say hello to everyone in the thread!

 

[Retrieval]

I'm such a fucking stud!

 

[Retrieval]

The bride tells her husband

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

 

[Stegral]

Oh, sorry. That was totally unclear. I meant, I wouldn't go with the intention of showing him up. Because you'll probably just be upset either way. The best revenge is to move on, be happy, kwim? So maybe just give yourself some time.

Well I went... with a friend that has wanted to be on a leash for some time...

Master Xander :
thank you for the words, but be damned if I was going to give up a play night !!!
the fella had come in for a munch (kink group dinner/social thing) & with an hour drive home I figured I would feed his fantasy & play a bit...
Plus it gets me out of "needing" him anymore...
I am a switch that prefers to bottom...

 

[intothewoods]

Well I went... with a friend that has wanted to be on a leash for some time...

Master Xander :
thank you for the words, but be damned if I was going to give up a play night !!!
the fella had come in for a munch (kink group dinner/social thing) & with an hour drive home I figured I would feed his fantasy & play a bit...
Plus it gets me out of "needed" him anymore...
I am a switch that prefers to bottom...

sounds like you didn't just go for him, and you had a good time besides!

 

[MsBug]

I love when new toys arrive.

 

[liberatedslave]

Ooh, what did you get?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Miss Callinectes ~
I wonder what happened to NeonFlux? I always loved reading her posts. Haven't seen RJ in a while either.

I am so with you in regards to Miss Neon , she remains one of the most unique and favored people in my Lit experience. I have no idea where she is, I left her several offline messages for weeks and no reply. I miss her immensely.

Joe Schmoe and Sawman are two others I miss. Miss Jadefirefly turned up again recently so that is good.

RJ is just fine . We spoke last week, he is working on a huge design project currently and started a new semester. So between his family , friends , work and projects he is a very busy dude. I'll email him a link to this post Miss Callinectes."sent"

PS Adds Mr Mohegan to the 'list'.

 

[callinectes]

I am so with you in regards to Miss Neon , she remains one of the most unique and favored people in my Lit experience. I have no idea where she is, I left her several offline messages for weeks and no reply. I miss her immensely.

Joe Schmoe and Sawman are two others I miss. Miss Jadefirefly turned up again recently so that is good.

RJ is just fine . We spoke last week, he is working on a huge design project currently and started a new semester. So between his family , friends , work and projects he is a very busy dude. I'll email him a link to this post Miss Callinectes."sent"

PS Adds Mr Mohegan to the 'list'.

Thanks Rebecca. I'm glad RH is okay. Sounds like he has a lot on his plate but it's all good stuff! I have noticed Sawman's and JMohegan's absences as well. I hope they will re-join us soon.

 

[callinectes]

I was having the most interesting dream last night and I woke up before the scenario played out. I seldom remember my dreams but this one has been bugging me all day! Who was that man, how did he know my name, and why was I in the library naked?

 

[FantasySlut]

I am just tired......tired of wanting, tired of needing, tired of not being able to be and I am sooo tired of none of it happening....

 

[Etoile]

I am just tired......tired of wanting, tired of needing, tired of not being able to be and I am sooo tired of none of it happening....

I hear you loud and clear. Oh yes. {{hugs}}

 

[FantasySlut]

I hear you loud and clear. Oh yes. {{hugs}}

Thank you for the hug....I surely needed one ((((etoile)))) I wish the best for you

 

[FurryFury]

I was having the most interesting dream last night and I woke up before the scenario played out. I seldom remember my dreams but this one has been bugging me all day! Who was that man, how did he know my name, and why was I in the library naked?

That sounds like a wonderful dream! Were you perhaps rolling in the stacks? Ah!!! Books!!!

Oh and the man too?

*smiles*

Fury

 

[esclave_PP]

I'm a married wenchy slave...wow.

 

[esclave_PP]

I am so with you in regards.

Hey, do you know Lochai? Are you in S FLA? I happen to love that picture and he's always doing stuff at LAC here. Love your avatar, is what I am referring to

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Hey, do you know Lochai? Are you in S FLA? I happen to love that picture and he's always doing stuff at LAC here. Love your avatar, is what I am referring to

No I have never had the pleasure to meet Lochai. I first viewed one of his portfolio's while browsing random fine art photography. There is a series of Lochai represented on Mr Assassin's Erotic Art with a Twist Thread.

http://img103.imagevenue.com/loc553/th_08454_kinbakulochai_123_553lo.JPG

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[callinectes]

PS Adds Mr Mohegan to the 'list'.

That was easy. His name was mentioned and he appeared! If only Ed McMohan would do the same with a Publisher's Clearing House check in hand.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Is the new Quizno's commercial not a little *too* over the top when the woman says, "it's filled with lots of meat ... which is what a real woman needs" ... ?????

 

[esclave_PP]

No I have never had the pleasure to meet Lochai. I first viewed one of his portfolio's while browsing random fine art photography. There is a series of Lochai represented on Mr Assassin's Erotic Art with a Twist Thread.

http://img103.imagevenue.com/loc553/th_08454_kinbakulochai_123_553lo.JPG

Click to resize

He's a super super guy. We belong to the shibari group SILK that meets at LAC and have had the opportunity to watch him work. Truly mezmerizing He is engaged to Janice now, and I wonder if she'll wear a rope dress lol

 

[Etoile]

Is the new Quizno's commercial not a little *too* over the top when the woman says, "it's filled with lots of meat ... which is what a real woman needs" ... ?????

I think this might have to do with the Burger King commercials that are set to the tune of "I Am Woman" - they say men are supposed to eat meat, etc. When I first saw this new Quizno's ad, I immediately thought of the BK ad.

 

[FurryFury]

Is the new Quizno's commercial not a little *too* over the top when the woman says, "it's filled with lots of meat ... which is what a real woman needs" ... ?????

LOL!

It's pretty stupid too. There really isn't a lot of meat in there. Of course women don't tend to be looking for that, not in a sandwich anyway.

Fury

 

[esclave_PP]

Okay, I'll bite, on the meat part that is buahahahahahahah.

Okay is it just me, or is anyone else really scared by Marquis' avatar....ayi!!!!

 

[WriterDom]

If I try I might get to 10,000 posts.

 

[FantasySlut]

Only 31 more to go....YOU can do it!