The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[WriterDom]

Only 31 more to go....YOU can do it!

I'm trying. I even had a bdsm thread going on the playground, but it finally fizzled out.
I guess I need to jazz up my sig line to play over there.

 

[FantasySlut]

I'm trying. I even had a bdsm thread going on the playground, but it finally fizzled out.
I guess I need to jazz up my sig line to play over there.

Hey, only 29 more.....get busy

Yes, LOL.....playgrounder's definitely know how to put the sizzle in our sigs LOL

 

[WriterDom]

25 more

Approximately 50 % of all peanuts produced in the United States are grown within a 160 km (100 mile) radius of Dothan, Alabama.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

That was easy. His name was mentioned and he appeared! If only Ed McMohan would do the same with a Publisher's Clearing House check in hand.

:chuckles:

Lets see if it happens again ............ "Mr Mohegan" ........... :waits:

Maybe I have de POWA

 

[callinectes]

That sounds like a wonderful dream! Were you perhaps rolling in the stacks? Ah!!! Books!!!

Oh and the man too?

*smiles*

Fury

LOL. Nothing had happened yet, darnit. I think it was leading up to something really good and then I woke up! I do know the man was a locksmith....wonder what that means?

 

[callinectes]

:chuckles:

Lets see if it happens again ............ "Mr Mohegan" ........... :waits:

Maybe I have de POWA

he he, now that song is stuck in my head.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

he he, now that song is stuck in my head.

Hey respect 'de POWA' ..........can you imagine a submissive that could conjure up Dominants ........oh my

What would you call that ?

Masomagic sounds like something made by Acme & Co .

Really we have a superb opportunity here to coin a new urban bdsm slang term and immortalise meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

muahahahahah da powaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[CutieMouse]

Being kinky pays off in the strangest ways...

I'm watching my roommate's boys, one of whom is ticked off that he is grounded from movies/computer time.

Kid #1: I don't WANNA read a book! That's BORING! *crappy grumbling attitude*

Me: Okay... I have something WAY more interesting than books, but you have to agree to do it. Agree? Cool. Go get one of your little single block legos and bring it back here.

Kid #1: Huh? Okay.

Me: Great job. Now- the trick to this game, is holding it against the wall, and not letting it fall. Oh- you can't use your hands; only your nose.

Kid # 2: *promptly puts lego against the wall with his nose and starts laughing*

Kid # 1: That's stupid.

Me: Yeah but it makes reading look a lot more fun, doesn't it?

Kid #1: Whining stops cold.

(The preceeding is brought to you by several hours personally logged in "corner time." )

 

[HottieMama]

Being kinky pays off in the strangest ways...

I'm watching my roommate's boys, one of whom is ticked off that he is grounded from movies/computer time.

Kid #1: I don't WANNA read a book! That's BORING! *crappy grumbling attitude*

Me: Okay... I have something WAY more interesting than books, but you have to agree to do it. Agree? Cool. Go get one of your little single block legos and bring it back here.

Kid #1: Huh? Okay.

Me: Great job. Now- the trick to this game, is holding it against the wall, and not letting it fall. Oh- you can't use your hands; only your nose.

Kid # 2: *promptly puts lego against the wall with his nose and starts laughing*

Kid # 1: That's stupid.

Me: Yeah but it makes reading look a lot more fun, doesn't it?

Kid #1: Whining stops cold.

(The preceeding is brought to you by several hours personally logged in "corner time." )

i SO need to remember this for my boys in a few years....

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Does anyone know who initiated the 'Short Bus' Thread we had here several months ago. The search function is being contraire and will not accept the word 'bus' as it's too 'short' . Have you people any idea the amount of times you use the word short btw, there are millions of posts and frankly I give up.

Help requested please

 

[FurryFury]

Being kinky pays off in the strangest ways...

I'm watching my roommate's boys, one of whom is ticked off that he is grounded from movies/computer time.

Kid #1: I don't WANNA read a book! That's BORING! *crappy grumbling attitude*

Me: Okay... I have something WAY more interesting than books, but you have to agree to do it. Agree? Cool. Go get one of your little single block legos and bring it back here.

Kid #1: Huh? Okay.

Me: Great job. Now- the trick to this game, is holding it against the wall, and not letting it fall. Oh- you can't use your hands; only your nose.

Kid # 2: *promptly puts lego against the wall with his nose and starts laughing*

Kid # 1: That's stupid.

Me: Yeah but it makes reading look a lot more fun, doesn't it?

Kid #1: Whining stops cold.

(The preceeding is brought to you by several hours personally logged in "corner time." )

You are the bomb!

LMAO!

That is GREAT stuff!



Fury

 

[graceanne]

Recently when the kids start bickering I make them sit on the couch, holding hands, until they stop fighting. It's working pretty good.

 

[FurryFury]

Recently when the kids start bickering I make them sit on the couch, holding hands, until they stop fighting. It's working pretty good.

Cool!

My goal was always to make them want to work together or make their lives hell until they did. LOL.

Fury

 

[graceanne]

Cool!

My goal was always to make them want to work together or make their lives hell until they did. LOL.

Fury

LOL I tried that, I prefer to make 'em sit on the couch holding hands. I told them if they don't work it out in five minutes they'll be hugging eachother, sitting on the couch. They normally work it out pretty quick with that threat.

 

[the_pet]

....and the always delicious Taco Bell

 

[Stegral]

Wooo HOOOO

I can switch into Domme mode & do well
got complimented on my attitude & actions toward my "pet"
(got told also I am a softie Domme) LMFAOOO

my PYL is :switch that prefers to bottom..

 

[intothewoods]

Does anyone else see that Who Has the Power in D/s relationships thread and hear, By the power of Greyskull! in their head? Or is that just me?

You know, I watched that He-Man cartoon until I was like 13 or maybe even older! And I hated cartoons! I guess it was those rippling muscles.

 

[tzigane]

I am terrifically entertained that my cell phone has "BDSM" as one of the automatic words for use in text messages, but does not have "fuck." Not sure what that says about my phone company...

 

[Cricket Song]

Hmm, I don't remember the last time.

 

[CutieMouse]

I want a chambord meltdown.

 

[Otherkorean]

*takes a bite of mother's dessert idea*
I need more motivation to not eat sweets.

 

[Etoile]

Um, something something...I forgot!

 

[callinectes]

The headline on CNN.com this AM: Arrested astronaut had bondage photos

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

The headline on CNN.com this AM: Arrested astronaut had bondage photos

:laughs: Great tip off Miss Callinectes. I am behind the news currently so I googled.

Nearly all of the 16 images found on the disk depicted bondage scenes, according to a forensic examination report by the Orlando Police Department. Some of the images showed a nude woman and others were drawings.

Scandal !!!!

Honestly you would think the media wouldn't require that detail to make sales. It also has to be said I may or may not have a few over 16 images depicting bondage scenes stored .

: disclaimer :

 

[Sprinkles22]

Methinks my leash just got waaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy shorter