The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[CutieMouse]

Disclaimer:

It is 730PM Kansas time...HottieMama is halfway through a 12pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade...She is no longer responsible for anything she may say or do and please don't remind her of it in the morning.

Thank you.

Hottie, please remember to drink some water before you pass out tonight, or you'll hate your self tomorrow. Just sayin'.

 

[graceanne]

Hottie, please remember to drink some water before you pass out tonight, or you'll hate your self tomorrow. Just sayin'.

Also, stock some gatorade. That does wonders for K when he has a hangover.

 

[HottieMama]

Also, stock some gatorade. That does wonders for K when he has a hangover.

As best as i remember..i don't get hangovers...Of course i haven't drank in a yr and a half..so who knows...?!?!

 

[graceanne]

As best as i remember..i don't get hangovers...Of course i haven't drank in a yr and a half..so who knows...?!?!

Yeah, me neither. It seriously pisses K off. lol But you don't want to get dehydrated, either. Most hangovers are in truth severe dehydration - that's why gatorade and water help.

 

[zuzub]

Hottie, please remember to drink some water before you pass out tonight, or you'll hate your self tomorrow. Just sayin'.

Cutie, you incredibly beautiful thing. Err, not thing, woman. I would let you beat me, much to the delight of virtually everyone else here...

<grin> I like your sweet, fresh face.

 

[satindesire]

I worry about you zubbie. I hope you're okay with that.

 

[CutieMouse]

Cutie, you incredibly beautiful thing. Err, not thing, woman. I would let you beat me, much to the delight of virtually everyone else here...

<grin> I like your sweet, fresh face.

Ya know, this has just been a good week for the whole ego stroking sort of thing... I did something very out of character the other day that was good for me, I've gotten compliments left and right on my personals ad, I think I got checked out at dinner last night, and now zubzub thinks I'm beautiful and would totally let clueless me spank her. If you were in Dallas we'd so go get chambord meltdowns.

It's been a very surreal week...

 

[Shankara20]

It's been a very surreal week...

and to top it all off I go and post that pics of your panties tonight....

 

[HottieMama]

Fuck...the Mike's isn't having it's desired effect...

i just wanna catch a "break."

 

[graceanne]

Fuck...the Mike's isn't having it's desired effect...

i just wanna catch a "break."

*hugs* I find that when I drink with that in mind I end up balling like a baby.

 

[HottieMama]

*hugs* I find that when I drink with that in mind I end up balling like a baby.

Ummm..yeah..what you said...

 

[CutieMouse]

and to top it all off I go and post that pics of your panties tonight....

Silly Shanky.

 

[graceanne]

Ummm..yeah..what you said...

I'd invite you over and let you cry on my shoulder, but their's that pesky bit of land in the way. *hugs* And stop drinking - the drunker you get the worse it will be.

 

[Shankara20]

Silly Shanky.

well, with that name on them they just had to be yours, right?

 

[CutieMouse]

well, with that name on them they just had to be yours, right?

Uhhh... yeah... suuuuurrre...

 

[HottieMama]

I'd invite you over and let you cry on my shoulder, but their's that pesky bit of land in the way. *hugs* And stop drinking - the drunker you get the worse it will be.

Thanks Gracie...yeah..i think i'm done for now.

 

[graceanne]

You know I think we have our threads mixed up. People are blurting on the unhijackable nonsequiter rambling thread, and having rambling conversations here on the blurt thread.

 

[Shankara20]

Uhhh... yeah... suuuuurrre...

there are yours, right?
https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23107642&postcount=200



ps - sorry for the ramble grace
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[CutieMouse]

there are yours, right?
https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23107642&postcount=200



ps - sorry for the ramble grace
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heeheehee

 

[zuzub]

You know I think we have our threads mixed up. People are blurting on the unhijackable nonsequiter rambling thread, and having rambling conversations here on the blurt thread.

People say you have to hit rock bottom. Not me, I just wore it out.

 

[intothewoods]

there are yours, right?
https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23107642&postcount=200



ps - sorry for the ramble grace
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NOT!!!!

Omg, want want want want!

 

[graceanne]

there are yours, right?
https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23107642&postcount=200



ps - sorry for the ramble grace
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Only I, the great Queen Gracie, am allowed to ramble.

 

[satindesire]

I am so tired of grouchy Atheists PMing me with angry messages about my Sig line.

So FOR THE RECORD I am copy/pasting my last word on it's defense. This is my absolute limit of patience if you people can't have a damn sense of humor about religion or lack of as a whole.

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For your information, it was a FUNNY quote by the very wise Dante Gabriel Rossetti. I happen to believe that values are a part of humanity, whether they believe in a god or not, but that does not mean that a Christian's morals are to be spit upon or looked down on just because we believe that our morals come from a different source.

If you can't have a sense of humor about religion or the lack thereof, you're not as open-minded as I bet you'd like to think.

Religion doesn't limit people...people limit people. And people allow people to limit them. Anyone with a brain in their head and an honest relationship with God understands that NO ONE has all the answers, so please stop being so self righteous.

Honestly, I don't think my religion limits people either, how am I limited in my beliefs? I cut my hair, eat bacon and sleep with the man I love on a daily basis. How is that a 'limited' life? The old testament was abolished when Jesus laid down the golden rule "Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself." That's the only thing that matters anymore. And quite frankly, I think that anyone who says that a woman in pants is sinning is a wild-eyed bible thumper who I could take LESS seriously.

My life is no less limited in my religious beliefs than yours is with your lack thereof (I'm guessing, since you took my comment -so- hard..).

If you didn't like Dante's quote, look inside yourself and see why it makes you so uncomfortable instead of trying to blame others for your emotional responses.

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There. That's it! No more Mr Nice Girl! I will merely paste a link to this thread to you if you send me one more grouchy PM about my sig line! I swear...No more time wasted trying to explain that you're supposed to laugh at crap like that, not get your knickers in a knot!

*grumble grumble grumble grumble*

Edited to add: By no means is my life limited to the typical TV/Movie Christian typecast. I listen to Hip Hop, wear lipgloss, lust after Jean Luc Picard and regularly use a vibrator! Yes, I go into sex shops and I even have participated in threesomes! I've worn denim miniskirts and gone to play parties! I've been whipped with a flogger and enjoyed it in a perverted sexual way and *gasp* even tried ANAL!!!! Am I a perfect angel with a Holier-than-thou attitude and a halo floating above my head? Fuck no!

OMG! Did I just say FUCK? Yeah.....

...yeah I did.

If any person lacking the knowledge of living a Christian lifestyle tyepcasts me ONE MORE TIME, I do not know how much more my patience can last in explaining that just the black people in the movies, we all don't sing gospel all day and say "God rest his soul" at the end of every sentence.

The end.

 

[Life_Noir]

There are only three things worth joking about... Sex, Death, and Religion...

Politics ... Well one doesn't joke about politics...One attempts to survive the bad jokes that "are" politics....

 

[minx1]

Hell I'm confused. Confused and over analysing everything