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Shit I used to love Bloom County. I have a picture of Bill the Cat on my cells phone. I've never gotten into this cartoon though.
 
Heh, I got a message from MyDungeonSpace the other day. They were letting me know that they were deleting my account because it hadn't been active for 6+ months. Oh well.
 
my boots are dusty, my tits are sun burned, I feel like I could sleep for a week.....but man it's good to be a wench for a day *giggles* :cathappy:
 
the captians wench said:
my boots are dusty, my tits are sun burned, I feel like I could sleep for a week.....but man it's good to be a wench for a day *giggles* :cathappy:
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And what are you the other 364 days of the year? Roasted duck? :D
 
*takes 3rd grade English book and burns it .. crying as it slowly disintegrates.. wondering why people insist on publishing it when it won't be used...*
 
the captians wench said:
bitch, pet, cum slut...depends on the day and the time. :p
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Okay.. its Saturday September 15th 23.02 UTM (aka Zulu aka Greenwich Mean Time/GMT) What are you now? :p
 
Finally!!!!

After two weeks of life being chaotic, and too busy and too tired we are going to get to play tonite!!!!!!

I am so looking forward to my new bruises I can barely contain myself.

:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:
 
Ok. So roommate bestest friend and I went out for dinner/margaritas (lovely chambord meltdown, BTW), and about half-way through dinner, we realized we were seated in the unofficail "lesbian" section, because we were completely surounded by very steriotypical butch female couples... we've kind of come to expect everyone assumes we're lovers, and that men instantly hit the "Sweeet - two redheads" fantasy thing, but this is getting to be a bit much. Really. :rolleyes:

(As an aside, you have no idea how many typos I had to correct before I hit submit... did I mention how well made that 'rita was?)
 
CutieMouse said:
Ok. So roommate bestest friend and I went out for dinner/margaritas (lovely chambord meltdown, BTW), and about half-way through dinner, we realized we were seated in the unofficail "lesbian" section, because we were completely surounded by very steriotypical butch female couples... we've kind of come to expect everyone assumes we're lovers, and that men instantly hit the "Sweeet - two redheads" fantasy thing, but this is getting to be a bit much. Really. :rolleyes:

(As an aside, you have no idea how many typos I had to correct before I hit submit... did I mention how well made that 'rita was?)
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Sounds like you had fun. Screw 'um. Let 'um think you're gay. It ain't none of their business who you want to go out and have fun with.
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
Sounds like you had fun. Screw 'um. Let 'um think you're gay. It ain't none of their business who you want to go out and have fun with.
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Oh now, I totally don't care one way or the other... it's just really amusing how many people assume we're Lovers. I mean we (briefly) were once upon a time, but it's been years since that happened. We decided we weren't gay enough to be Lovers, and have discussed it since then and both agreed there's no way in hell it'll happen again. LOL

When we worked at the same coffee shop shortly after we each divorced, most of the staff thought we were Lovers.

Most of the moms in our playgroup thought we were Lovers.

My old boss thought it was odd that I had a really close female friend, and asked if I was gay.

When we go out together (totally boring stuff), men make... subtle but odd comments about us.

I was doing some work for one of her clients, who flat out asked if we were dating. She said we had an unusually close "energy" when we were in the same room, and she didn't think we were gay, but was uncertain enough that it was worth asking about. Well duh we have "close energy"... we've known each other for almost 10 years, been with each other during birth, hospitalizations, family emergencies, affairs, divorces, and raising children. Yeesh.

And tonight the hostess took one look at us, and walked us straigt past all the coupls/families and sat us in a section full of lesbians.

It's becoming a bit of a running joke, actually.
 
I'm hungry and bored, but too tired to leave the house. I wish my damn alpha would come home.
 
My old boss thought it was odd that I had a really close female friend, and asked if I was gay.
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Huh? Lots of women have really close female friends and aren't gay. Why would that be so strange?


Yeah I think it's amusing as well. When you're 41 and unmarried that seems to be what everyone thinks. Personally I'm going to do what I want to do.
 
le sam odnil

Trying not to get sucked into the elections. Jacques is going down and i tell ya
His brother is next!

:heart: :kiss:

too bad you weren't a daisy ;)

my bestfriend got that changed :D
 
CutieMouse said:
Oh now, I totally don't care one way or the other... it's just really amusing how many people assume we're Lovers. I mean we (briefly) were once upon a time, but it's been years since that happened. We decided we weren't gay enough to be Lovers, and have discussed it since then and both agreed there's no way in hell it'll happen again. LOL

When we worked at the same coffee shop shortly after we each divorced, most of the staff thought we were Lovers.

Most of the moms in our playgroup thought we were Lovers.

My old boss thought it was odd that I had a really close female friend, and asked if I was gay.

When we go out together (totally boring stuff), men make... subtle but odd comments about us.

I was doing some work for one of her clients, who flat out asked if we were dating. She said we had an unusually close "energy" when we were in the same room, and she didn't think we were gay, but was uncertain enough that it was worth asking about. Well duh we have "close energy"... we've known each other for almost 10 years, been with each other during birth, hospitalizations, family emergencies, affairs, divorces, and raising children. Yeesh.

And tonight the hostess took one look at us, and walked us straigt past all the coupls/families and sat us in a section full of lesbians.

It's becoming a bit of a running joke, actually.
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Once in and out of bed always a girlfriend.

Sorry, it's just one of the things you learn when they give you your toaster.
 
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