The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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hmmm

i just had this image of a saggy breasted 90something tied to her wheelchair while her husband feeblely flicks a flogger in her direction

<shudders>
 
Krinaia said:
hmmm

i just had this image of a saggy breasted 90something tied to her wheelchair while her husband feeblely flicks a flogger in her direction

<shudders>

It ain't going to be like that. ;)
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
Today is my 42nd birthday. It just hit me that I'm middle aged. Shit
I am middle-aged, and almost 16 years older than you are. Therefore, you are not middle-aged. You're not a youngster (except relatively speaking), but you're not even close to getting old yet.
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
Today is my 42nd birthday. It just hit me that I'm middle aged. Shit
Didn't you get the memo?
40's are the new 30's... You've got a bit before you hit middle age.

And don't be fooled. This will be the best decade of your life. I know of what I speak...
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
I am middle-aged, and almost 16 years older than you are. Therefore, you are not middle-aged. You're not a youngster (except relatively speaking), but you're not even close to getting old yet.


Thanks for letting me know. I feel better. ;)
 
A Desert Rose said:
Didn't you get the memo?
40's are the new 30's... You've got a bit before you hit middle age.

And don't be fooled. This will be the best decade of your life. I know of what I speak...

I hope so. I really do because the last two were very spotty for good stuff.
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
I hope so. I really do because the last two were very spotty for good stuff.
If I could relive any part of my life, it would be this decade... sans the brain tumor part.

this has been the very very best years of my life.
 
CutieMouse said:
No it was real words like "discuss" and "intelligent". At 1:30am.

*shock*

And I thanked him for IMing from the cell, pointing out that as much as I hate it about me, after about 24-36 hours silence starts messing with my head... I woke up this morning to "Good morning blossom. Have a wonderful day and know I'm thinking of you."

*shock*

We still have a million things to discuss and determine and all that before even thinking about coffee, and (true to form for me) the guy splits his time between the house in the Hill Country and DC, plus business travel... but the checking in from the cellphone-ness is a wow for me.

Hey.. at least you don't have to get a passport to see him..
 
Homburg said:
Uh, heh, somebody was paying attention *blush*

Yep, that sparring partner is one of my best friends, and has known me for better than a decade. He knows me too well sometimes, and knew that he was about to get rolled with the mood I was in :devil:


im a sponge... i absorb facts about people all the time, RL and online

the trick is keeping the facts straight and not applying them to the wrong person
 
Gooooooood Morning ,

Does anyone recall a thread where Miss Shy professed to eating chips dipped in chocolate sauce recently. I haven't been awake long, though I have this powerful urge to make fun of her.

Thanking you kindly in advance :rose:

~ Miss R
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
Well to each his/her own
Ummn no we are talking food here not BDSM the whateva floats your boat thing doesn't apply. You people worry me .


Happy Birthday again Miss HB btw :rose: :kiss: :rose: :kiss:
 
Miss Rebecca:
I am sweet, good, shy and generally perfect (apart from my need to explore every cock I meet), how could anyone want to make fun of me? :confused:

Why, I am so quiet and rarely have more than a couple of words to say, people barely notice I am here.

I think you must have confused me with someone else.

Incidentally, crisps dipped in melted chocolate is the very height of 40 year old something sophistication, so HB indulge and enjoy.
I may be a couple of years younger than you but it just shows young people can teach oldies a thing or two ;)

Honey mustard sauce.......

*heads for a vomit bag*
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Ummn no we are talking food here not BDSM the whateva floats your boat thing doesn't apply. You people worry me .


Happy Birthday again Miss HB btw :rose: :kiss: :rose: :kiss:

ROFL!!!!

This, from a woman who is in a bath with an octopus!!

*falls on floor laughing until she cries*
 
shy slave said:
Miss Rebecca:
I am sweet, good, shy and generally perfect (apart from my need to explore every cock I meet), how could anyone want to make fun of me? :confused:

Why, I am so quiet and rarely have more than a couple of words to say, people barely notice I am here.

I think you must have confused me with someone else.

Incidentally, crisps dipped in melted chocolate is the very height of 40 year old something sophistication, so HB indulge and enjoy.
I may be a couple of years younger than you but it just shows young people can teach oldies a thing or two ;)

Honey mustard sauce.......

*heads for a vomit bag*

Christ you people are strange. How icky.
 
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