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STUPID FUCKING MEN! HOW MANY FUCKING TOES DO I HAVE TO BREAK BEFORE YOU FIX THE GOD DAMN BED? HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID YOU DO ANYTHING AROUND HERE WITHOUT ME NAGGING!

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graceanne said:
STUPID FUCKING MEN! HOW MANY FUCKING TOES DO I HAVE TO BREAK BEFORE YOU FIX THE GOD DAMN BED? HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID YOU DO ANYTHING AROUND HERE WITHOUT ME NAGGING!

I could break it more for you. The fixing? I'm apparently no so good at that with beds...
 
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Homburg said:
I could break it more for you. The fixing? I'm apparently no so good at that with beds...

This is the third time this year I've broken the fucking toe, and twice on the god-damn bed. All I need was him to nail on the doors at the end of the bed, which he's been promising to do for 18 months now. I broke THE SAME fucking toe twice last year on the fucking entertainment center.
 
graceanne said:
This is the third time this year I've broken the fucking toe, and twice on the god-damn bed. All I need was him to nail on the doors at the end of the bed, which he's been promising to do for 18 months now. I broke THE SAME fucking toe twice last year on the fucking entertainment center.

Shoes. Trust me. If you break that many toes, that often, wear toe protection. Don't wait for toe-crunching obstacles to be handled.

Only you can prevent toe breakage.
 
Homburg said:
Shoes. Trust me. If you break that many toes, that often, wear toe protection. Don't wait for toe-crunching obstacles to be handled.

Only you can prevent toe breakage.

LOL

Quite frankly I'm really bad about wearing shoes. When I do I wear sandles, cause they're more comfortable. Part of the problem is that it's hard for me to get shoes on without help. I wear sandles cause I can just slide my feet in them.
 
graceanne said:
LOL

Quite frankly I'm really bad about wearing shoes. When I do I wear sandles, cause they're more comfortable. Part of the problem is that it's hard for me to get shoes on without help. I wear sandles cause I can just slide my feet in them.

Just make a Domme ad and say you're looking for a 'shoeboy'. Shouldn't be that tough to find the right combination of fetishes.
 
graceanne said:
This is the third time this year I've broken the fucking toe, and twice on the god-damn bed. All I need was him to nail on the doors at the end of the bed, which he's been promising to do for 18 months now. I broke THE SAME fucking toe twice last year on the fucking entertainment center.

OUCH!!!!!! I hope you're feeling better!!!!! :rose:
 
Homburg said:
Just make a Domme ad and say you're looking for a 'shoeboy'. Shouldn't be that tough to find the right combination of fetishes.

My inner two year old won't let people put my shoes on for me. If that was an issue, K wouldn't mind helping.

After all, my first sentence was 'I DO IT DADDY'.
 
graceanne said:
My inner two year old won't let people put my shoes on for me. If that was an issue, K wouldn't mind helping.

After all, my first sentence was 'I DO IT DADDY'.

sounds like my neice. she wants to do everything herself. and when she does she says "I did it!" and claps.

when she was real little she'd do things like throw a ball and start clapping and wait for you to clap too. *giggles*
 
graceanne said:
My inner two year old won't let people put my shoes on for me. If that was an issue, K wouldn't mind helping.

After all, my first sentence was 'I DO IT DADDY'.

Ah, so it's your inner two year old that likes broken phalanges.
 
Homburg said:
Ah, so it's your inner two year old that likes broken phalanges.

Well, it's my inner two year old who occasionally gets in the way of me taking my meds. Luckily K knows how to take care of my inner two year olds distaste of meds - :eek:
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
After seeing that post, even K got the idea, huh? (He *is* still wandering through here, right?)

He is, but not today. he's got drill this weekend, so spent most of the day getting errends run that only he could do. But since I screamed several obscenities when I stubbed my toe, including the phrase 'stupid fucking men', he took the hint and fixed the bed before he left. :mad:
 
Anyone know where that thread where you can post pictures of your pets is? I just got a really cute one of my rat.
 
SubKekiLee said:
I just wish he would tell me I am "stressed" and im sorry and mean it..
sigh..

Is anybody else as fascinated by Sir Winston's av as I am? :D
 
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