The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[northwoods_sub]

I just found a blue spotted salamander in my basement while doing the laundry!
How the hell do these things get in the house?

 

[Etoile]

I just found a blue spotted salamander in my basement while doing the laundry!
How the hell do these things get in the house?

Oh, it sounds cute!

 

[graceanne]

I just found a blue spotted salamander in my basement while doing the laundry!
How the hell do these things get in the house?

Ok, now I need to have my eyes checked. The first time I read that I thought you said the salamander was DOING THE LAUNDRY.

I'm too tired for this shit.

 

[graceanne]

Oh, yeah. Do you have any pictures? Salamanders are so cute.

 

[northwoods_sub]

I am currently finding housing for the now named salamander. My sons are besides themselves with excitement. I will get a picture posted as soon as I can.

 

[graceanne]

I am currently finding housing for the now named salamander. My sons are besides themselves with excitement. I will get a picture posted as soon as I can.

Yay!

when i was little my aunt would take me and my cousins to this pond by their house and we'd catch salamanders and tadpoles. We'd keep them a few days, then take them back.

 

[graceanne]

Check out my new title. Betticus' idea.

 

[LittleJade]

I grew up hearing that fear is the devil's greatest tool.



I have this strange sense of fear.

 

[Betticus]

I grew up hearing that fear is the devil's greatest tool.



I have this strange sense of fear.

Nope, Jerry Falwell says that being queer is the devils greatest tool.

 

[HottieMama]

Is anyone else having horrible problems with yahoo Messenger right now???

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[the_pet]

I Hate Battlefield 2142

Fuck Battlefield 2142

 

[HottieMama]

i hate my brain...

i'm thinking too much again...


i'm not the fucking "Quickie Mart."

 

[graceanne]

I grew up hearing idle hands are the Devil's tool... maybe that's why meditation scares the bejeebus out of me...

I have that new song from Leanne Rimes stuck in my head, and come here and . . .

Mama says idle hands are devils handiwork - the trouble you'll get into, when you've got nothing better to do.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Sometimes, I think the whole world is out to get me. Then I realize that (sadly enough) most of the world doesn't even know I exist and therefore doesn't give a fuck about being out to get me...

 

[reignophelia]

More confused than ever...

Okay, not confused, but at a loss and frustrated. Yeah, that's more like it.

 

[graceanne]

Sometimes, I think the whole world is out to get me. Then I realize that (sadly enough) most of the world doesn't even know I exist and therefore doesn't give a fuck about being out to get me...

Their's a giant cosmic force, who i call murphy (as in murphy's law) who hates me.

I rebroke my toe on a toy today, and B accidently slammed the door on my hand. Betticus says I'm unlucky, I say it's all murphy's fault.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Their's a giant cosmic force, who i call murphy (as in murphy's law) who hates me.

I rebroke my toe on a toy today, and B accidently slammed the door on my hand. Betticus says I'm unlucky, I say it's all murphy's fault.

I think we should anal rape Murphy with a 12 inch strap on!!!

 

[graceanne]

I think we should anal rape Murphy with a 12 inch strap on!!!

Dude, I'm in - and I'm not into that stuff. If I ever get ahold of murphy - anal rape will be the least I do. muhahahha

 

[reignophelia]

Is it wrong for a woman to have hair on her ass?

 

[graceanne]

Is it wrong for a woman to have hair on her ass?

yes, now you will be put to death. prepare to die.

Don't worry about it, some women have hair on their face and chest, too. Jus tmeans you're gonna be busier than those of us without hair there.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Is it wrong for a woman to have hair on her ass?

only if it's long enough to braid....

 

[reignophelia]

yes, now you will be put to death. prepare to die.

Don't worry about it, some women have hair on their face and chest, too. Jus tmeans you're gonna be busier than those of us without hair there.

Yeah but I just realized it! I had a hairy epiphany! Do you think I should start a poll?

Where's my razor...

*scratches head*

 

[graceanne]

only if it's long enough to braid....

*snorts*

 

[reignophelia]

only if it's long enough to braid....

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