The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[intothewoods]

Gmail is generally Johnny On The spot for me. I tend to get thread update notifications very quickly.

Johnny on the Spot? Did we step in the way back machine and no one told me?

 

[Etoile]

That's a bit special.

Yah, well. Whaddaya gonna do. Fortunately someone else with the same problem had a solution, which is to have the Dreamhost account go to 4warding.com and have THAT go to Gmail. Works like a charm now.

 

[Homburg]

Johnny on the Spot? Did we step in the way back machine and no one told me?

No, I'm just older than you. So why don't you come sit on my knee, lil girl?

 

[Homburg]

Yah, well. Whaddaya gonna do. Fortunately someone else with the same problem had a solution, which is to have the Dreamhost account go to 4warding.com and have THAT go to Gmail. Works like a charm now.

Computers are the best. Fixing the problem is too hard, so we'll just do some workaround. Luckily it works. Beats some of the stupidity I've had to do.

 

[intothewoods]

No, I'm just older than you. So why don't you come sit on my knee, lil girl?

Ok, Daddy! <giggle!>






I don't get all hot and bothered by age play, but I DO love how it turns men into blithering idiots! Ahem, no offense.

 

[Homburg]

Ok, Daddy! <giggle!>

I don't get all hot and bothered by age play, but I DO love how it turns men into blithering idiots! Ahem, no offense.

*shrug* Not offended. I don't do ageplay. But I do like having pretty girls on my knee. Well, okay, over my knee. On my knee is a good first step. First you get comfortable sitting on it, then you get comfortable kneeling beside it, then you get to be wonderfully uncomfortable bent over it. It's like a career path in small scale.

 

[intothewoods]

*shrug* Not offended. I don't do ageplay. But I do like having pretty girls on my knee. Well, okay, over my knee. On my knee is a good first step. First you get comfortable sitting on it, then you get comfortable kneeling beside it, then you get to be wonderfully uncomfortable bent over it. It's like a career path in small scale.

I don't do ageplay either. Reports that state otherwise have been greatly exxagerated. Spanking over the knee is fun. Not with Mister Man. That would be goofy. But at a play party it's fun.

I've never knelt at anyone's feet. I don't really do any of that. Wait. That's not true. I did spontaneously kiss Mister Man's feet during an especially intense fucking/play session. That was hawt. And sincere. I go there for him. He's da man and all that.

 

[Essene]

Saturday Night Excitement

Fantastic!

 

[LittleJade]

Thank you...

 

[Homburg]

I don't do ageplay either. Reports that state otherwise have been greatly exxagerated. Spanking over the knee is fun. Not with Mister Man. That would be goofy. But at a play party it's fun.

Goofy? Half the fun stuff is goofy. That's kind of the point. What you are doing is not normal, and the compromises your dignity must make is part and parcel to what is going on.

We can skip the sitting and kneeling and just go right to the spanking. If you want. I'm accomodating like that.

I've never knelt at anyone's feet. I don't really do any of that. Wait. That's not true. I did spontaneously kiss Mister Man's feet during an especially intense fucking/play session. That was hawt. And sincere. I go there for him. He's da man and all that.

*shrug* I've never knelt at anyone's feet either, but I'm not a sub, so that won't surprise anyone. Still, you've touched on the why. If it is sincere, it doesn't matter how goofy it is. It's hot to you, right then.

I have had my feet kissed as part of a scene. It okay for me *shrug* but the effect the act had on the person I was Topping was wondrous. Total humilation and subsumption into a submissive headspace. Good stuff. Not my usual fare, nor something I want to repeat even minimally often, but useful on occassion.

 

[graceanne]

DAMN YOU YIM! WORK!

 

[Essene]

Yippee!

 

[FungiUg]

Did someone mention spanking Goofy? A bit kinky...

 

[intothewoods]

Goofy? Half the fun stuff is goofy. That's kind of the point. What you are doing is not normal, and the compromises your dignity must make is part and parcel to what is going on.

Yeah, I just meant it would be goofy because he's just not the type to put me over his knee. I don't know why. Usually I'm backed up against something.

We can skip the sitting and kneeling and just go right to the spanking. If you want. I'm accomodating like that.

Sitting fine. Kneeling no.

*shrug* I've never knelt at anyone's feet either, but I'm not a sub, so that won't surprise anyone. Still, you've touched on the why. If it is sincere, it doesn't matter how goofy it is. It's hot to you, right then.

I have had my feet kissed as part of a scene. It okay for me *shrug* but the effect the act had on the person I was Topping was wondrous. Total humilation and subsumption into a submissive headspace. Good stuff. Not my usual fare, nor something I want to repeat even minimally often, but useful on occassion.

I was in a totally submissive headspace when I did it.

 

[intothewoods]

Right now I'm beginning to wonder what is up with Saturday nights around these here parts.

There's accidents in front of my house that occur like clockwork every few months. Tonights excitement wasn't an accident. No. No blood or guts or smashed skulls for me tonight. Or screaming and passing out either. Okay, so maybe some passing out...

So I get home, and there's a car parked at the end of my street blocking all traffic. The lights are on, and there's this really upbeat, music blaring out of the speakers - think accordians- and it's so loud it sounds like there's a hoedown happening in my house.

Now, my driveway is just before the end of the street, so thankfully I didn't have to figure out how to squeeze my car between the car in the street and a tree while driving half on the sidewalk.

Several cars show up and honk, and end up doing the sidewalk shuffle, or backing all the way up down the street. Its' like 15 minutes of this and my spouse and I are starting to get nervous. I got to experience the body count and the blood last time, so my spouse goes out this time.

He's banging on the windows, and I can tell by the sound of his voice that he's nervous. I throw on my jacket and run outside. He's called the police as there's a person in the car. I start banging on the window. I'm like "fuck it I'm going to see if this guy is breathing." So I throw open the door, and this guy in the driver seat is so beyond passed out. He's breathing, he's warm, but he isn't waking up. I ask my husband if he wants to check the guy out. My oh so brave little cabbage (okay he's really 6'4 built like a line backer, and has a disposition you wouldn't dream of messing with) throws up his hands and yells "No way! I'm not touching that guy!" *rollseyes* Okay, I'll do it then.

So I'm shaking this kid. He doesn't smell like booze, his car is way cleaner than mine, and in fact he smells really good. He's dressed well, and I can not conceive of why he may have passed out other than some sort of TIA or something...drugs maybe? It amazes me that he was able to throw the car into park at the end of the street just before he passed out.

It took the police over 30 minutes to get to us. The same thing happend the last time we called them and there was an accident. I remember being asked for a statement by one officer, and being asked to stand on my lawn, while being told to get the "Hell" out of the way of another one. He was on my property. But whatever.

So right now I'm actually a bit worried about him. The police showed up and just threw him into the back of their cruiser (completely baffled and weirded out BTW) and do not call an ambulance. I'm not terribly fond of the way folks in my area are treated anyway. I live in a very urban area, and the police for the most part are very suspicious of anyone from my area, although all of the people in my neighborhood are very nice and upstanding citizens from what I can tell; it's just that the majority of them are not caucasian.

Wow. That's not good. I wonder if he has narcilepsy or something.

 

[Etoile]

The fact that Rome is still a city and Italy is a country DOES NOT MEAN that the Roman Empire is alive and well!! *headdesk*

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Just cuz I don't know where else to shovel this sh....tuff:

For gracie and the rest of the choco-freaks:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/1202choc.jpg

and for me and the rest who like to snicker at the scientists' annual pronouncements of "this is what happened to x," then come up with a new "answer" a couple of years later:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/1202comet.gif

 

[minx1]

I'll never sleep now. My mind is in overdrive

 

[Homburg]

Yeah, I just meant it would be goofy because he's just not the type to put me over his knee. I don't know why. Usually I'm backed up against something.

Ah yes, "Morning Rape" and all that.

Sitting fine. Kneeling no.

Spanking. Focus on the important part.

Fooocus.

I was in a totally submissive headspace when I did it.

Exactly. That kind of headspace is grand. It pleases me when I get someone there.

 

[intothewoods]

Ah yes, "Morning Rape" and all that.

Did I post about that here? Geesh. What a blabbermouth I am.

Spanking. Focus on the important part.

Fooocus.

Ommmmm.

Exactly. That kind of headspace is grand. It pleases me when I get someone there.

He's the only person who has been able to. I don't mean that in a HE-IS-THE-MESSIAH kind of way. We just connect, and so I feel safe and can let myself go. I can't really do that in a casual play session. Kind of a bummer in a way, because I find parties to be so much fun. Eventually people grow weary of the hawt girl cocktease.

 

[sanjuaneros]

I wish someone would just run me over with a truck.

 

[Stegral]

I wish someone would just run me over with a truck.

Nope... there are more people on my list that come first.
You haven't even hit the list, being you haven't pissed me off ...

 

[Etoile]

This is weird. Where did my folder go? I need that folder!

 

[sanjuaneros]

*chuckle* Give me time I am sure I could.;-)

Nope... there are more people on my list that come first.
You haven't even hit the list, being you haven't pissed me off ...

 

[graceanne]

Ok! WHO HID MY GODDAMN GLASSES? I'm getting a headache from sitting with my face an inch from this damn screen.

And SW? Where do you FIND THAT STUFF? LOL