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Homburg said:
Fluffy service top? Check.
More into S&M play than sex? Check (at least insofar as public play is concerned)
Not too horny? Check.

So, how flexible are your shoulders? :D
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My shoulders? Oh, rope work? Uh, fine, I think. But I have that no private play rule. Do you come to parties up here to my undisclosed location much? We do have events and stuff. Plus, wasn't there going to be a meet up at my undisclosed location?
 
intothewoods said:
So the funny thing is, our group sort of prides itself on being sex positive. And kind of thumbs it's nose at another local group for being too D/s and not enough sex play. But on the other hand, most of the people in our group would say, ew, SWINGERS! Swingers are out to fuck. People in our group are into pushing boundaries. But they're also really horny.
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Hmmm, if pushing boundaries is core to their concept, and sexual conduct is a boundary of yours...

intothewoods said:
Oh, also, in fairness to these guys, a lot of them (and I mean the core local group) have known each other for years. Though I guess they did meet me this year.

Look people, I'm really hot. What can I say? Basically, I was fresh meat!
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And so modest too! Geeze, how do ya stand it, ITW? :D
 
intothewoods said:
My shoulders? Oh, rope work? Uh, fine, I think. But I have that no private play rule. Do you come to parties up here to my undisclosed location much? We do have events and stuff. Plus, wasn't there going to be a meet up at my undisclosed location?
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Ropework is officially solidly in the realm of public play. There's a different feel to it, public vs private, but I'm happy either way.

as to coming up your way for parties, I'd be interested. It would depend on a lot of factors, but ....

I'll just PM you. Nobody else is interested in this part of the discussion. Well, except the pervs and voyeurs. Wait, *looks around* I see you watching.
 
Homburg said:
Ropework is officially solidly in the realm of public play. There's a different feel to it, public vs private, but I'm happy either way.

as to coming up your way for parties, I'd be interested. It would depend on a lot of factors, but ....

I'll just PM you. Nobody else is interested in this part of the discussion. Well, except the pervs and voyeurs. Wait, *looks around* I see you watching.
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Pervs and voyeurs? There might be a few around here! :rolleyes:
 
Why do people think that just because I live on a farm that I can or want to take care of the animals they choose to abandon on my property. It was bad enough when it was summer and someone dumped their dog and I had to remove the porcupine needles in the poor things face, but I was able to find it a home at the no kill shelter. But is it really necessary to abandon a cat (barely a year old from what I can tell) when it is fucking below zero outside?!?!?
The poor thing is starving and cold, but its definately not feral, came to my door and right into my house, has no fear of my dogs or other cat or the kids for that matter. I am just wondering what exactly this poor creature did to deserve to be treating in such a manner.
Yeah I called the local no kill, not for profit shelter and guess what? There have been three other calls to the same shelter with people calling because someone abandoned cats on their front door too. There is no more room at the shelter. I am not suppose to have the one cat I do have what the hell am I going to do with two?

I just wish people would get their heads out of their asses and treat animals with a little respect. :mad:
 
Chris_Xavier said:
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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess, lap and said; "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forver feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't Bloody think so."
 
I am simply amazed at how much water one small child can hold in their stomach at one time. My sheets were freaken NASTY.
 
I accidently sliced open my knee with my thumbnail last night. (I was half asleep and pulling my panties down to go potty.) Nonethless, it freaken HURTS! My nails are just TOO freaken sharp. :mad:
 
Dude, that's why I started chewing 'em again. I swear. Masturbation was just too hazardous.
 
I'm sitting on my butt in my bed because our history class is done and I already did the paper that was due today and I can RELAX! I do have class at 1:00 but for now I can chill.
 
2-3 inches of this nasty white stuff by noon tomorrow??? :eek: Only time i want to even see that much is on Christmas eve so Santas sleigh can get here. :cathappy:
 
Yang4yin said:
Another good reason not to wear panties!
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I never do. I fucking hate panties. Pretty to look at, but they don't feel at all good on.
 
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