The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[catalina_francisco]

I'm heading to the Post office today....there's two huge padded envelopes to post to NZ. Hopefully the postage won't cost more than the gifts did!

LOL, that is the downside, it nearly always costs more than the contents.

Catalina

 

[graceanne]

Actually, this is the only thing that annoys me about being a mod. I feel it would be against my duties to put anyone on ignore. I do fine at mentally ignoring the choads, but I also feel I don't have the option to do it with the technological option.

Exactly. On the forums that I was mod I didnt' have anyone on ignore. Here, not only do I have some people on ignore, but I sometimes won't even go into a thread that looks like a drama thread or a 'look at me' thread. If I was mod I'd go in just to fulfill my job, and then I'd probably get very very cranky with people here on lit.

I gotta put up with childish behavior with my kids, it pisses me off to do it with strangers.

 

[FungiUg]

I love Dexter...the season just ended with a helluva cliffhanger!

I have most of the first season on my hard drive. I'm waiting for it to come out on DVD! I haven't seen the second season though.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

I so badly wanted spanked right now.

Violet candies are nummy. Rose ones are ok too.

Dexter is a cartoon, right?

I love Spock.

I want a superpower. Flying would be cool, as long as I get something else cool with it.

I want red hair right now. With solid green eyes.

I miss having a cat. Stupid allergies & lease agreements that don't let you have one anyway.

Lost in Space is one funny as all get out tv show. How hokey can they get?

 

[Homburg]

Ohhh we're talking leather . Yay team

Well, no, actually. But what were you thinking that I was talking about?

 

[Etoile]

Dexter is a cartoon, right?

That's Dexter's Laboratory.

Dexter is a Showtime drama about a cop who is also a serial killer - but the only people he kills are people who deserve it, usually because they are serial killers themselves. It stars Michael C. Hall, who played the uptight gay brother on Six Feet Under.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

.. Dexter is a Showtime drama about a cop who is also a serial killer ..

Ahh! That explains why I've never heard of it, let alone seen it. I don't get that channel. (Or any multiples thereof.) Too bad. Sounds like it's interesting.

 

[myinnerslut]

i went to a special dinner at my school and they had a chocolate fountain! to hell with eating right!

 

[catalina_francisco]

i went to a special dinner at my school and they had a chocolate fountain! to hell with eating right!

Oh yes, they have had them for sale around these parts and I have been very good at resisting the temptation.....so far.

Catalina

 

[Homburg]

Terry Pratchett has been diagnosed with Alzheimers.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Well, no, actually. But what were you thinking that I was talking about?

Oh now I know you are toying with me .

You really nearly had me explaining an unconventional line of events that has nothing to do with razors and everything to do with mens belts. Phew close call, that would have been rather embarrassing.

 

[myinnerslut]

Oh yes, they have had them for sale around these parts and I have been very good at resisting the temptation.....so far.

Catalina

i took a mug and held it under the cocholate fountain then got a big plate o fruit and dipped the pieces in one at a time. it was my compromise.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

i took a mug and held it under the chocolate fountain then got a big plate o fruit and dipped the pieces in one at a time. it was my compromise.

MIS what's the etiquette/protocol with those things. I know they are all the rage currently but I get this squicked out feeling that someone is sneaking in for a double dip just thinking about it.

Ohh imagine what Shy would be like. Screaming hard limit.

We soooooooooo need to get her one : chuckles :

 

[Homburg]

Oh now I know you are toying with me .

You really nearly had me explaining an unconventional line of events that has nothing to do with razors and everything to do with mens belts. Phew close call, that would have been rather embarrassing.

*points at the "PM" button*

Embarrassment is ever so much more interesting when up close and personal.

 

[the captians wench]

MIS what's the etiquette/protocol with those things. I know they are all the rage currently but I get this squicked out feeling that someone is sneaking in for a double dip just thinking about it.

Ohh imagine what Shy would be like. Screaming hard limit.

We soooooooooo need to get her one : chuckles :

Proper etiquette dictates that you have a small plate of fruit/cookies/what ever and dip each one individually into the stream of the fountain twirling it to cover completely but staying 1/2 inch or so below your fingertips, or using a toothpick/fork for each fruit.

Once your plate of treats is covered, you return to your table, or to the conversations/mingling and BACK THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE FOUNTIAN.

eh hem. double dipping, or suspicion of double dipping is a big no no.

 

[myinnerslut]

Proper etiquette dictates that you have a small plate of fruit/cookies/what ever and dip each one individually into the stream of the fountain twirling it to cover completely but staying 1/2 inch or so below your fingertips, or using a toothpick/fork for each fruit.

Once your plate of treats is covered, you return to your table, or to the conversations/mingling and BACK THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE FOUNTIAN.

eh hem. double dipping, or suspicion of double dipping is a big no no.

yeah, and there were also a whole bunch of people doing what i did and getting a cup or mug full andbringing it back to the table to share with a few people. i also saw somebody take an ice cream cone and swirl it under the fountain

 

[coy_one]

FUCK I have a lot of aggression.

 

[the captians wench]

yeah, and there were also a whole bunch of people doing what i did and getting a cup or mug full andbringing it back to the table to share with a few people. i also saw somebody take an ice cream cone and swirl it under the fountain

technically according to "proper" etiquette, thee cup thing would be a major faux pah, but I see the since in it. And ice cream is way too messy to put in a fountain, you get melted ice cream in it and yuck.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Proper etiquette dictates that you have a small plate of fruit/cookies/what ever and dip each one individually into the stream of the fountain twirling it to cover completely but staying 1/2 inch or so below your fingertips, or using a toothpick/fork for each fruit.

Once your plate of treats is covered, you return to your table, or to the conversations/mingling and BACK THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE FOUNTAIN.

eh hem. double dipping, or suspicion of double dipping is a big no no.

Okay, thank you for going to the trouble of explaining it for me Miss Wench, that makes more sense. Still don't know if I would be enticed though. I also have an intense recoil reflex at smorgosbord too if that's any consolation.

BACK THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE FOUNTAIN.

Bet Ayn Rand had that on a T-shirt

 

[myinnerslut]

technically according to "proper" etiquette, thee cup thing would be a major faux pah, but I see the since in it. And ice cream is way too messy to put in a fountain, you get melted ice cream in it and yuck.

as it was at a college event, nobody cared much for ettiquitte. we knew enough to keep fingers out and not double dip. other then that it was a free for all

 

[the captians wench]

Okay, thank you for going to the trouble of explaining it for me Miss Wench, that makes more sense. Still don't know if I would be enticed though. I also have an intense recoil reflex at smorgosbord too if that's any consolation.


Bet Ayn Rand had that on a T-shirt

The problem with proper etiquette is that not every one knows it....and even if they do, they may not follow it.

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

i went to a special dinner at my school and they had a chocolate fountain! to hell with eating right!

I can't remember what it was for but there is a great commercial with a woman..very fancy place..she is decked out...updo the whole nine..she sees a chocolate fountain and literally drinks from it..coming up for air (and a face full of chocolate) only when her husband asks what she is doing. She was full on in it....looked fun.

 

[Etoile]

Oh boy. I...oy.

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

hillbilly deluxe....*giggling* I can't help myself...always feel like a hick when we go back home...that has got to be it...I hope Now...where are my freshly polished boots *growling*

 

[Bandit58]

I'm heading to the Post office today....there's two huge padded envelopes to post to NZ. Hopefully the postage won't cost more than the gifts did!

$56!!!
Lucky I had my credit card