The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[FataMorgana]

Just seen a few clips of Cunt's Kitchen on netflix. Basically the twat is just slicing up fruit ffs. God I loathe her.

 

[thør]

Correct. But not in the quizzimondo

Still, Newton's first law of motion applies.

 

[thør]

If you want to be fat, great. Over eat until your body explodes.
Please, stop over feeding your pets!!! It's never good for them and it ruins their quality and quantity of life. Give them belly rubs, play games and lots of kisses to show you love them. PLEASE, stop over feeding them!

Damn.

Pets should keep you exercised and slim. Except for cats, who wish you to be fat so that they have a plentiful supply of food when you are done serving them.

 

[thør]

Cunt's Kitchen

Is this on BBC?

 

[TwinkleStars]

I put a word search in front of him and this was his reaction.

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What a beautiful cat. So adorable

 

[alexgriffin74]

Looks like I have another job/team. Meeting went very well. Apparently I am the first person to ace the mechanical aptitude test they had.

Question.

If a truck is travelling right, as in ->

And it’s carrying a load. Which direction would the load move if the truck was to stop suddenly?

A) right
B) left
C) fuck your stupid shit question

A

 

[Lazaran]

I put a word search in front of him and this was his reaction.

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Is it just me, or does Pip have a distinctly “British” look / expression???

 

[girlsmiley]

Can’t get a hold of my brother, the dickhead. I know what he’ll say, he’ll tell me nothing to worry about. Waves are getting bigger mate.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I have a feeling Pip knows he's a handsome little man. A little birdy told him and it swelled his ego.

Or a loving cat mom tells him repeatedly what a handsome little mate he is.

 

[girlsmiley]

Can’t get a hold of my brother, the dickhead. I know what he’ll say, he’ll tell me nothing to worry about. Waves are getting bigger mate.

Oh. He’s over in LA. Carry on. Cyclone looks like it might be hitting tomorrow

 

[girlsmiley]

A

Yessssss

 

[alexgriffin74]

Yessssss

That just seems like common sense. I mean...inertia is...a thing....that exists.

 

[FataMorgana]

Is it just me, or does Pip have a distinctly “British” look / expression???

If British means "smug wanker", oh wait...

Seriously he owns all my heart, the ginger knob.

 

[FataMorgana]

I have a feeling Pip knows he's a handsome little man. A little birdy told him and it swelled his ego.

Or a loving cat mom tells him repeatedly what a handsome little mate he is.

There's an old thread about him somewhere I started the night I brought him. Think it's called Pippin The Red Hand of Ulster. Some cute kitten photos in there if you want to look. He was the cutest kitten ever. His head and body were the same size.

 

[TwinkleStars]

There's an old thread about him somewhere I started the night I brought him. Think it's called Pippin The Red Hand of Ulster. Some cute kitten photos in there if you want to look. He was the cutest kitten ever. His head and body were the same size.

I guess I'm going to go look at kitty pictures.........

Edited to add: My heart exploded from cuteness. Fata, I'm sending you the cleaning bill but it was worth it.

 

[Plasmaball]

Can't be old age. You're still younger than me.

Oh look who it is..miss sugar tits

 

[Plasmaball]

It snowed here.

Gross

 

[alexgriffin74]

Yea she was married. I knew this. I was friends with them both. Still some of the best sex I've ever had.

 

[phantom4533]

And the wind began to howl … a little less.

 

[butters]

Causes of Gene Hackman and his wife's deaths officially confirmed: she is believed to have died up to a week before Gene, from Hanta virus and he remained alive, potentially unaware of her death. He was in advanced stages of Alzheimer's and had no food in his stomach, meaning he'd not eaten recently but was not dehydrated so must have been drinking. He had heart disease and it is believed his heart failing was the final cause of his death. How sad for them both, and their dog which died shut in its crate. No matter how famous a person is or once was, illness can isolate them and Alzheimer's a cruel way to go.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/ot...p&cvid=96925a5c935d411986b14bdede106ff4&ei=25

 

[silver gurl]

Gross

Totally

 

[FataMorgana]

Causes of Gene Hackman and his wife's deaths officially confirmed: she is believed to have died up to a week before Gene, from Hanta virus and he remained alive, potentially unaware of her death. He was in advanced stages of Alzheimer's and had no food in his stomach, meaning he'd not eaten recently but was not dehydrated so must have been drinking. He had heart disease and it is believed his heart failing was the final cause of his death. How sad for them both, and their dog which died shut in its crate. No matter how famous a person is or once was, illness can isolate them and Alzheimer's a cruel way to go.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/ot...p&cvid=96925a5c935d411986b14bdede106ff4&ei=25

God that's incredibly sad.

 

[TwinkleStars]

i wish I was more observant.

 

[Plasmaball]

i wish I was more observant.

Open your eyes

 

[TwinkleStars]

Open your eyes

Har har smarty pants.