The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[Plasmaball]

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It's coming. The mountains are changing color.

Go away with this voodoo

 

[thør]

Go away with this voodoo

It always comes.

 

[juttjaw]

I don’t think that amount of talent will ever leave them. No matter how old they get, they’ll still be Gods to us mere mortals.

I did notice one thing. Billy Corgan, wasn't taking the solos. He's known for his long, sweeping, sonic solos. I knew he had struggled with wrist problems, on his fretting hand, for years. I told my wife, about 45 minutes in, that he was, most likely, still struggling with it. You know, we are not getting any younger and those joint issues don't just disappear. 10 minutes later, he ripped off a 20 minute, free jam, solo. All over the neck. It was so long, I was like "ok, time to move on already". It was nice seeing that from him. I'm sure he still has pain and flexibility issues in that hand, but it didn't sound like it. That impressed me more than about anything. Still willing that go through the pain and discomfort for a show. He still had the fire.

It's a big deal if I'm still thinking about that concert, almost a week later. I am not easily impressed. That sounds very snobby of me, but it's true. Not that I could do any better! If it was me up there, playing a 20 minute solo, it would sound like trump giving a speech. Utter nonsense and note salad!

 

[juttjaw]

Tonight tonight reminds me of a time when I was still reading. Flowers In The Attic. If There Be Thorns?

I can’t remember the story so much. But I remember the smashing pumpkins.

They played the reprised version of tonight tonight. I prefer it. I remember the first time I heard the reprise version, it really sounded like, what I had thought myself to play, of the original. I felt cool. Really, I just completely fucked the original song up.

 

[TwinkleStars]

It always comes.

As long as you're doing a good job, yes it always cums.

 

[Plasmaball]

It always comes.

That's what she said

 

[thør]

As long as you're doing a good job, yes it always cums.

Once a job is first begun
Never finish 'til it's done
Be it large or be it small
Do it right or not at all.

 

[Lazaran]

I swear the hormones.

I’ve been thinking about this woman. Not my woman. A kept woman. A fellow Māori slash Aussie woman like me. Who I think is engaged and know has been in a relationship for a long time with another woman.

I’m not even making sense. She’s in a relationship. Has been for years.

I was never even slightly attracted to her during the time we worked together. But as soon as she was leaving….

Excuse my hormones. I brought her perfume from home. An unopened bottle I was gifted. Of Si. I have so many so I figured no big deal. Because she was always nice and I knew I would miss her. She was my good friend.

Well. We had a moment. Wiping the tables down after her farewell gathering. I stayed with her to help clean up.

A little while after we were in her office and she said thanks for your help. I appreciate the gift etc. And I don’t know what the fuck came over me but I grabbed her arm and said well I appreciate you. And we hugged. And it was electric. Too electric. She said nothing I said nothing. But I felt it. She looked away and I looked away and we said nothing for a long moment. And then I said okay good luck I will go back to work. I was flustered as fuck and didn’t know what the fuck had come over me.

And since then I have mostly avoided. But she comes to gatherings. We have had times singing karaoke together. She smells me. She gets close. And her missus was never there. I’m always kind and I move away.

Until the last time.

Every time we part she grabs me by the arm. I walk away and she asked me “Where do you think you’re going? Hug me before you go.” And we hug. And it kills me every time. It’s a lovers embrace. And her missus was waiting for her in the car. I was sober, she’d had a few. She says, “Smee, you’re one of the most beautiful people I know.”

I asked my homo mate today what he thinks and he says I will not stop thinking about her until I fuck her. And then he says you will wreck her whole life. So I messaged I hope your mum is okay because we talked about her mum being unwell long before we started hugging and she’s like thank you hugs kisses etc.

Maybe I’m just imagining the whole thing. But I’ve never even thought about breaking a chick and her relationship before these stupid fucking hormones hit me. And I wonder.

I won’t do it. No matter what.

Not meaning to pry, but have you addressed the medical issue you were dealing with???

And if so, have you had follow ups to make sure things are OK hormone-wise???

You just seem to be roller coasting a bit.

 

[pink]

Hi ya, toots.

 

[girlsmiley]

Not meaning to pry, but have you addressed the medical issue you were dealing with???

And if so, have you had follow ups to make sure things are OK hormone-wise???

You just seem to be roller coasting a bit.

You are absolutely 100% meaning to pry LOL. Have I addressed it? You mean have I had surgery? No. Of course I’m “roller coasting” they’re my fucking ovaries.

 

[girlsmiley]

God I loved those books way back when.

Pretty fucked up story, but yeah good.

I just purchased a new vacuum. I’ll pick it up tomorrow afternoon. It’s a Miele CX1 cat and dog Blizzard something or rather. It’s a bagless vacuum so we’ll see.

I gave up trying to look at every vacuum. There are so many. After an hour I was like, stuff it I’m getting this one. It has good reviews so hopefully it’s good.

 

[girlsmiley]

I have a stick one as well, but eh. It’s just not doing a great job. I dunno. You need a great vacuum when you have hairy little shits running around all the time. And cats LOL. I reckon Dyson are a bit overrated. My one is, anyway. It’s just meh. Dyson 11? Absolute something I can’t remember. Wouldn’t recommend. It’s good for stairs.

 

[FataMorgana]

I have two Sharks. They are fab. Don't think I'd buy any other hoover now.

 

[juttjaw]

We bought a shark vacuum 3 years ago. The dog shed little hypodermic needles and the cat sheds fluff. I was in the market for a dyson, but took a risk on the shark. It was spendy, not quite as much as the Dyson, but still. We love it. That fucker will suck anything within a 12 inch radius. Never clogs and is easy to empty. It's been put through some shit, but it's still going strong.

 

[FataMorgana]

Friday night and the Geriatric Bastards are comparing hoovers.

 

[spacekowboy]

I ain't had a good hoovering in longer than I can remember.

 

[girlsmiley]

Friday night and the Geriatric Bastards are comparing hoovers.

I’m excused because I had to work today. Last night I dreamt that Lazaran’s severed head was in my fridge. And it was manky and green and gross. And people were looking for him. How’s that for roller coasting LOL.

Hoover. That’s so cute. Gonna Hoover me lounge with me new Hoover

 

[girlsmiley]

Jutt, I downloaded Black Myth Wukong. Because my brother insisted I play it, because he’s playing it. Praps I should ask him whether he’s addressed his ovaries. It’s a game on the PlayStation for all you geriatric bastards. It looks good. However. I’ve barely had time to play the Elden Ring DLC he insisted I play also, so I dont know how he expects me to get into it.

 

[FataMorgana]

Last night I dreamt that Lazaran’s severed head was in my fridge.

Common one that. Up there with your teeth falling out or being chased through the streets naked.

 

[phantom4533]

Friday night and the Geriatric Bastards are comparing hoovers.

It was either that or talk about hearing aids or urology issues.

 

[Plasmaball]

Inside out 2 was adorable

 

[Lazaran]

I’m excused because I had to work today. Last night I dreamt that Lazaran’s severed head was in my fridge. And it was manky and green and gross. And people were looking for him. How’s that for roller coasting LOL.

Hoover. That’s so cute. Gonna Hoover me lounge with me new Hoover

Wut da fuq???

 

[Lazaran]

Common one that. Up there with your teeth falling out or being chased through the streets naked.

Again:

Wut da fuq???

 

[thør]

Who's your daddy?

 

[thør]

talk about hearing aids

I can recommend my hearing doc. She's pretty cute.