The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

Jutt, I downloaded Black Myth Wukong. Because my brother insisted I play it, because he’s playing it. Praps I should ask him whether he’s addressed his ovaries. It’s a game on the PlayStation for all you geriatric bastards. It looks good. However. I’ve barely had time to play the Elden Ring DLC he insisted I play also, so I dont know how he expects me to get into it.
Funny, I pre-ordered it months ago. Haven't had much time, but I did start it Friday night. It's beautifully done. Smooooooooth and haven't had any issues. To compare Elden Ring and Wukong, is understandable. However, Elden Ring kicked my ass from the start, Wukong gives you a little more breathing room. Certainly not an apples to apples comparison, but within the same galaxy.

At first, Wukong felt a little God of War'ish, but quickly, that ended. I'm still trying to get past the 1st big boss. Granted, I've only had 2 hours with it, so I'm still digesting. I know you absolutely adore Elden Ring, and I think, you'll get into Wukong. Especially, after getting through that beast, Erdtree. It'll seem like a fun little jaunt. It's worth a poke!
 
It was a friendly dream! We were still friends lol.

But please don’t expect my hormones to behave when I am in the middle of a hormone crisis. Just saying. Most boys don’t understand, but try fuck.

As I explained in my other posts; I probably understand as much about ovary related hormone issues as any “boy” can, and I have genuine concern for your well-being.

I was just wondering if you had received help from your healthcare providers yet, because you seemed / seem to be struggling.

I still hope you get relief from the medical issue currently affecting your well-being., and I hope your health care providers prioritize your treatment.

👍

Side note:

I didn’t / don’t take what you said personally. I really do get what you’re going through on a basic human level.

👍
 
Funny, I pre-ordered it months ago. Haven't had much time, but I did start it Friday night. It's beautifully done. Smooooooooth and haven't had any issues. To compare Elden Ring and Wukong, is understandable. However, Elden Ring kicked my ass from the start, Wukong gives you a little more breathing room. Certainly not an apples to apples comparison, but within the same galaxy.

At first, Wukong felt a little God of War'ish, but quickly, that ended. I'm still trying to get past the 1st big boss. Granted, I've only had 2 hours with it, so I'm still digesting. I know you absolutely adore Elden Ring, and I think, you'll get into Wukong. Especially, after getting through that beast, Erdtree. It'll seem like a fun little jaunt. It's worth a poke!
I'm waiting for this to hit xbox at the end of the year. Elden ring was way too hard for me.

I always want a game to play when I go to over night shifts. But these single players put me to sleep
 
Says the man who right clicked and had it made into a mousemat and coasters.

God we should have married years ago.
I also had it made into a Fleshlight. I figured now is as good a time as any to inform you.

We truly should have. Think of the demented offspring we could have had. The ones that survived your wire hanger, that is.
 
I also had it made into a Fleshlight. I figured now is as good a time as any to inform you.

We truly should have. Think of the demented offspring we could have had. The ones that survived your wire hanger, that is.
Jesus that's so fucking romantic. I actually have tears in my eyes. Okay I will fess up here, I had my old tumble dryer pipe made into a replica of your dick.

Oh there would have been a couple of serial killers in there if they got past fetus stage. 🧡
 
Mind the sharp edges on that pipe now. I'd hate to learn that you lost control and damaged yourself on a replica of my cock. Truly. That would be the worst...
 
I'm waiting for this to hit xbox at the end of the year. Elden ring was way too hard for me.

I always want a game to play when I go to over night shifts. But these single players put me to sleep
Yeah, it kicked my ass too. I gave it a few hours and was soooo frustrated, there was no enjoyment.
 
Today my ADHD shall overrule everything. Except the sound of these fucking ankle biters barking at cars and shadows. I'm accomplishing nothing.
 
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