The Lounge

[Scuttle Buttin']

gulps

there's more?

eyes widen reproachfully

What kind of sick fuck are you?

feels my stomach start to squirm with more than just revulsion, dragging my eyes back against my better judgement

his firm grip on my wrist is wreaking havoc with what I thought was resolve. suddenly it's quicksand beneath my judgement

*grins and nods slowly, pressing more into her palm*

Oh yes, there are so many more.

He cooks too?

Where do I mail myself?

Just be sure to use plenty of bubble wrap. I don't want you bruised in shipment. Kind of takes the fun out of doing it myself.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

grins.

Zen deflation. I crack myself up.


Yes, exactly. It's a high stress atmosphere and although it's something I really enjoy, it would cease to be an activity of relaxation if I had to channel it constantly. I wonder if the same is true for writing for me but I don't think I'd let that happen. Cooking kicks ass!

and pffft, go hand out some more pamphlets.

Plus, I know when I'm making something new it takes me a time or two to really get it down, and a restaurant isn't really the place to be giving people sub-par stuff just because it's new. But yeah, mostly I just feel like it would take some of the fun out of it.



I just have one question for you: Why are you a hater?

http://www.chick.com/love_not_hate/images/real_haters.gif

 

[seven_of_nine]

Curses. RL is calling me away.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Curses. RL is calling me away.

Tis okay. Hopefully you can return to your curly-haired TV and laptop soon.

Just remember: Plenty of bubble wrap!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I just realized that if I made a rap album, I'd have to call it Bubble Rap.

 

[thestruggle]

Plus, I know when I'm making something new it takes me a time or two to really get it down, and a restaurant isn't really the place to be giving people sub-par stuff just because it's new. But yeah, mostly I just feel like it would take some of the fun out of it.



I just have one question for you: Why are you a hater?

http://www.chick.com/love_not_hate/images/real_haters.gif

arrrgh.

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When I was a bartender I used to get those as tips sometimes, which always made me wonder: why the hell were they in my bar?

 

[seven_of_nine]

*grins and nods slowly, pressing more into her palm*

Oh yes, there are so many more.

starts weeping, relieved when my tears blur my vision

bastard

Just be sure to use plenty of bubble wrap. I don't want you bruised in shipment. Kind of takes the fun out of doing it myself.

Yeah I can do that.

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Gotta run

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

arrrgh.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e438d3d613b3a1e3b94fdd9a8d4dea84/tumblr_mfibe2GVeK1ry10fwo1_500.gif

When I was a bartender I used to get those as tips sometimes, which always made me wonder: why the hell were they in my bar?

I want to hit people that do things like that. With heavy and/or sharp things.

I stopped a rest stop in Tennessee somewhat recently, and noticed someone had left a bunch of coins in the men's room with Bible verses on them. John 3:16 or whatever it was.

I took up a collection.

On my way out, I made a deposit.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

starts weeping, relieved when my tears blur my vision

bastard





Yeah I can do that.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGTjyT3Ykilk9rRwIHsBw3fBdVJgnhqavok8qrkKFu0SHxPg0k

Gotta run

Scurry, scurry, flee!

And I hope to have a post for you soon, too!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

How do you not love the NPR Tiny Desk Concerts?

 

[thestruggle]

I want to hit people that do things like that. With heavy and/or sharp things.

I stopped a rest stop in Tennessee somewhat recently, and noticed someone had left a bunch of coins in the men's room with Bible verses on them. John 3:16 or whatever it was.

I took up a collection.

On my way out, I made a deposit.

laughs, coughs while drinking tea.

Oh good. That's good. I never said anything about it to them, mostly because I was at work and what's the point? I guess I looked like I needed saving? More probably they were cheap and evangelical recruiting is a legitimate form of payment to them, I guess? I probably should have just told them what I'm into, with any luck they would've run screaming in the other direction. But then again, they probably would have just screamed at me.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

laughs, coughs while drinking tea.

Oh good. That's good. I never said anything about it to them, mostly because I was at work and what's the point? I guess I looked like I needed saving? More probably they were cheap and evangelical recruiting is a legitimate form of payment to them, I guess? I probably should have just told them what I'm into, with any luck they would've run screaming in the other direction. But then again, they probably would have just screamed at me.

I don't generally confront people that are handing out stuff like that unless they get pushy.

And heaven help the poor bastards when they do. I grew up in the church, went to religious school, the whole thing. The same old tricks don't work with me, because I already know them.

But it's still bizarre to do in a bar. And as a tip.

Thanks, jackass! I'll deposit this in my account straightaway!

 

[BeautifulDream]

I don't generally confront people that are handing out stuff like that unless they get pushy.

And heaven help the poor bastards when they do. I grew up in the church, went to religious school, the whole thing. The same old tricks don't work with me, because I already know them.

But it's still bizarre to do in a bar. And as a tip.

Thanks, jackass! I'll deposit this in my account straightaway!

You!! *points angrily*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

You!! *points angrily*

*blinks and points back*

No, you!

 

[Miss_Vivi]

I just realized that if I made a rap album, I'd have to call it Bubble Rap.

True story.

Skips back in and jumps into Brit's favorite chair, curling herself into it.

10 year olds are evil little cretins. Just saying. nods sagely

 

[BeautifulDream]

*blinks and points back*

No, you!

No, it's you.

I haven't talked to you in like forever.

 

[thestruggle]

stalks back in, flops in chair.

Pork chops: great success. And then I got a paper cut.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

And it looks like it will be longer Dreamy one. That or you scared him.

giggles softly, orders up a glass of wine, winks at the cute waiter

Paper cut?

 

[BeautifulDream]

And it looks like it will be longer Dreamy one. That or you scared him.

giggles softly, orders up a glass of wine, winks at the cute waiter

Paper cut?

*scratches head* Am I really that scary?

Come on! How can anyone be afraid of me?! I'm as vicious as a cute and fluffy kitten!

*steals wine and runs away*

 

[tigerlilyxx]

stalks back in, flops in chair.

Pork chops: great success. And then I got a paper cut.

Wanders in and collapses on a couch, pulling her knee to her to check for bruises.

I'll trade injuries with you if you want.

 

[thestruggle]

And it looks like it will be longer Dreamy one. That or you scared him.

giggles softly, orders up a glass of wine, winks at the cute waiter

Paper cut?

Yes, it was awful. Thanks a lot, crisp new cookbook! Ugh.

slouches.

Now should I write or ogle more Tom Hiddleston pictures?

 

[Miss_Vivi]

*scratches head* Am I really that scary?

Come on! How can anyone be afraid of me?! I'm as vicious as a cute and fluffy kitten!

*steals wine and runs away*

giggles and orders another
And as bratty as a they come.

Yes, it was awful. Thanks a lot, crisp new cookbook! Ugh.

slouches.

Now should I write or ogle more Tom Hiddleston pictures?

Poor baby.
I'm sure you'll live.

sips her wine

Both!

 

[BeautifulDream]

giggles and orders another
And as bratty as a they come.


Poor baby.
I'm sure you'll live.

sips her wine

Both!

*frowns* I'm not bratty.

You're bratty.

*nods*

 

[Miss_Vivi]

*frowns* I'm not bratty.

You're bratty.

*nods*

smiles
Takes one to know one?

 

[BeautifulDream]

smiles
Takes one to know one?

*shakes head* If that applies then there are SEVERAL bratty people around here.

*kisses cheek* But I ain't one of them.