The Man Cave

Which of course would be the reason for the group interview as discussed previously.

First question: the men in the cave are watching sports on the big screen. Tell us what you will do to be of service?
 
I miss home. We had poker nights Friday nights. Dealers choice. Although at the end of every night we were playing Acey Duecey. Brutal game. Also called in between.
 
I miss home. We had poker nights Friday nights. Dealers choice. Although at the end of every night we were playing Acey Duecey. Brutal game. Also called in between.

It is a brutal game, even if not gambling. It doesn't market as well as Texas Hold'em.
 
Jello shots are best when consumed off the breasts of nubile women…now where did those applicants get to?

Psssttt....I saw them in the home theater...I'm pretty sure they were watching that movie Magic Mike ! :eek:

Hi Respy :) :kiss:
 
Am I the only female who has NO desire to see this movie?

There is nothing sexy about a male stripper. Now give me a female and a lap dance.... ;)

I would not normally go see it.....but my friend is making me go with her. lol.
 
Interview Question #1

First question: the men in the cave are watching sports on the big screen. Tell us what you will do to be of service?

I think it goes without saying that I will be dressed in my Man Cave cheerleader outfit. Tight top and extra short skirt.

I'll be responsible for getting the Man Cave pool started and create a squares board, 10 X 10. Every participant will need to see me personally to purchase a square. The winning square gets a special lap cheer from me. Tips are accepted.

There should be at least two beer tubs iced down for each event. Each tub will have a scantily clad Beer Tub Girl ready to pop your bottle cap.

I'll make sure we had plenty of hot wings, sandwiches and various "fingering" foods available at all times. Dessert will be a sweet surprise.

A coordinated Man Cave halftime show will occur on certain occasions and might include special acts such as The Vegetable Sisters.

Lastly, I will bypass the jello shots in the fridge and go straight to the beer tub for an ice cold beverage. Then I'll join you guys for a hell-of-a time with my new friends.

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