The Man Cave

[raiguy]

I think it goes without saying that I will be dressed in my Man Cave cheerleader outfit. Tight top and extra short skirt.

I'll be responsible for getting the Man Cave pool started and create a squares board, 10 X 10. Every participant will need to see me personally to purchase a square. The winning square gets a special lap cheer from me. Tips are accepted.

There should be at least two beer tubs iced down for each event. Each tub will have a scantily clad Beer Tub Girl ready to pop your bottle cap.

I'll make sure we had plenty of hot wings, sandwiches and various "fingering" foods available at all times. Dessert will be a sweet surprise.

A coordinated Man Cave halftime show will occur on certain occasions and might include special acts such as The Vegetable Sisters.

Lastly, I will bypass the jello shots in the fridge and go straight to the beer tub for an ice cold beverage. Then I'll join you guys for a hell-of-a time with my new friends.

Next Question?

What is your current knowledge of the major college and professional sports?

 

[ga400us]

I think it goes without saying that I will be dressed in my Man Cave cheerleader outfit. Tight top and extra short skirt.

I'll be responsible for getting the Man Cave pool started and create a squares board, 10 X 10. Every participant will need to see me personally to purchase a square. The winning square gets a special lap cheer from me. Tips are accepted.

There should be at least two beer tubs iced down for each event. Each tub will have a scantily clad Beer Tub Girl ready to pop your bottle cap.

I'll make sure we had plenty of hot wings, sandwiches and various "fingering" foods available at all times. Dessert will be a sweet surprise.

A coordinated Man Cave halftime show will occur on certain occasions and might include special acts such as The Vegetable Sisters.

Lastly, I will bypass the jello shots in the fridge and go straight to the beer tub for an ice cold beverage. Then I'll join you guys for a hell-of-a time with my new friends.

Next Question?

Gentlemen, may I ask the next interviewer to pose their question to the lovely applicant.

 

[raiguy]

Gentlemen, may I ask the next interviewer to pose their question to the lovely applicant.

Done, look up one post from yours.

 

[Daizie]

*knock knock*


http://dart-board.com.cn/pic/dartboard-04.jpg


Have fun!

 

[cliteatingman]

*knock knock*


http://dart-board.com.cn/pic/dartboard-04.jpg


Have fun!

Cum in!

 

[IhateClowns]

FEMALE ADMITTANCE APPLICATION​

1). What is your name?_____________

2). What position are you applying for?______________

3). What makes you the best person for the position?____________

4). What are your measurements?____________

5). Show your tits

I ___________, understand that to be admitted inside the doors of the man cave, I must first submit an application and a picture. Furthermore I will never speak unless spoken to. I will never enter on a heavy flow day. I will never BMW (bitch, moan, whine) about anything female, daddy, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or anything else female related. I also understand that I will be constantly judged, pinched and ass slapped by said members at their own leisure. I agree that this is a sanctuary for the men to get away from the everyday rhetoric of "Hi honey guess what happened today". "Not tonight honey I have a headache". "Damn Aunt Flow is back again can you pick me up some Midol and a carton of Hagen Daz". "Do I look fat in this". Etc etc etc.

Sign:___________________ Date:__________________

 

[Edensgarden]

Interview Question #2

What is your current knowledge of the major college and professional sports?

I can tell raiguy is going to be hard on me throughout this interview process. Stiff challenges are my specialty, so I look forward to trying to please him with my answers.

My current knowledge of sports is nothing compared to that of the great minds in the cave. I may need some 1 on 1 tutoring to get up to speed. I have played on basketball and softball teams in the past and don't mind participating in a fun game of touch football. While I can't spout out stats of college/pro players or the history of the teams, I do enjoy and understand the games.

I have been a University of Memphis Basketball fan since before the name was changed from Memphis State. Go Tigers! I followed Penny Hardaway with his move to meet Shaq in Orlando and quickly became a Magic fan. I enjoy March Madness and will gladly make bets on the brackets to the Final Four.

I followed Shaq through his days with the Lakers and Kobe. When he got traded to Miami and met up with Dwayne Wade, the Heat was in my blood. So while the Heat just won the Championship, I have been a fan for many years even before James joined the team. I'm just glad they were able to make up for last year's loss.

When it comes to college football, I am a Gators Girls and have been since before Tim Tebow joined the team. I was there rooting them on in 2006 when they won both the BCS Championship and the Final Four. I hated to see Urban Meyer retire but am interested to see how Ohio State will do this year.

Pro Football? No particular favorites until Miami can turn itself around. Monday Night Football is a given regardless of who's playing.

I love to snowboard and hope the X-Games will be given proper attention in the cave.

Next Question?

 

[cowslinger64]

I can tell raiguy is going to be hard on me throughout this interview process. Stiff challenges are my specialty, so I look forward to trying to please him with my answers.

My current knowledge of sports is nothing compared to that of the great minds in the cave. I may need some 1 on 1 tutoring to get up to speed. I have played on basketball and softball teams in the past and don't mind participating in a fun game of touch football. While I can't spout out stats of college/pro players or the history of the teams, I do enjoy and understand the games.

I have been a University of Memphis Basketball fan since before the name was changed from Memphis State. Go Tigers! I followed Penny Hardaway with his move to meet Shaq in Orlando and quickly became a Magic fan. I enjoy March Madness and will gladly make bets on the brackets to the Final Four.

I followed Shaq through his days with the Lakers and Kobe. When he got traded to Miami and met up with Dwayne Wade, the Heat was in my blood. So while the Heat just won the Championship, I have been a fan for many years even before James joined the team. I'm just glad they were able to make up for last year's loss.

When it comes to college football, I am a Gators Girls and have been since before Tim Tebow joined the team. I was there rooting them on in 2006 when they won both the BCS Championship and the Final Four. I hated to see Urban Meyer retire but am interested to see how Ohio State will do this year.

Pro Football? No particular favorites until Miami can turn itself around. Monday Night Football is a given regardless of who's playing.

I love to snowboard and hope the X-Games will be given proper attention in the cave.

Next Question?

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I'm thinking you are too good to be true... I'm accusing you of being a PENIS WEARER!!

 

[Edensgarden]

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I'm thinking you are too good to be true... I'm accusing you of being a PENIS WEARER!!

That would be a very false accusation.

My references will all check out and give me glowing recommendations.

I am just a woman who loves and appreciates the female body. So while I will ogle women with you, I prefer to romp in the sack with a man.

 

[cowslinger64]

FEMALE ADMITTANCE APPLICATION​

1). What is your name?_____________

2). What position are you applying for?______________

3). What makes you the best person for the position?____________

4). What are your measurements?____________

5). Show your tits

I ___________, understand that to be admitted inside the doors of the man cave, I must first submit an application and a picture. Furthermore I will never speak unless spoken to. I will never enter on a heavy flow day. I will never BMW (bitch, moan, whine) about anything female, daddy, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or anything else female related. I also understand that I will be constantly judged, pinched and ass slapped by said members at their own leisure. I agree that this is a sanctuary for the men to get away from the everyday rhetoric of "Hi honey guess what happened today". "Not tonight honey I have a headache". "Damn Aunt Flow is back again can you pick me up some Midol and a carton of Hagen Daz". "Do I look fat in this". Etc etc etc.

Sign:___________________ Date:__________________

That would be a very false accusation.

My references will all check out and give me glowing recommendations.

I am just a woman who loves and appreciates the female body. So while I will ogle women with you, I prefer to romp in the sack with a man.

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If you'll refer to number 5 as well as in the paragraph below...proof of said "girly bits" will be required. As men of the cave, we trust no one. As men of lit, we assume all "females" here are men, unless it's proven otherwise.

yanno?

 

[IhateClowns]

FEMALE ADMITTANCE APPLICATION​

1). What is your name?_____________

2). What position are you applying for?______________

3). What makes you the best person for the position?____________

4). What are your measurements?____________

5). Show your tits

I ___________, understand that to be admitted inside the doors of the man cave, I must first submit an application and a picture. Furthermore I will never speak unless spoken to. I will never enter on a heavy flow day. I will never BMW (bitch, moan, whine) about anything female, daddy, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or anything else female related. I also understand that I will be constantly judged, pinched and ass slapped by said members at their own leisure. I agree that this is a sanctuary for the men to get away from the everyday rhetoric of "Hi honey guess what happened today". "Not tonight honey I have a headache". "Damn Aunt Flow is back again can you pick me up some Midol and a carton of Hagen Daz". "Do I look fat in this". Etc etc etc.

Sign:___________________ Date:__________________

THE APPLICATION IS STRAIGHT FORWARD LADIES.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Just dropping off some Bacon for the Boys

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaL0eNyE2reo257U1qB4ALvSjqGCiZaxp90xLwjqmqohTWkC8q

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Beer too

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRm_nnVHd6-LsEJ7j2yoQ-vKE-vHvskAzJH7Ba0uShN1gqcu-r

 

[fungatorgurl101]

And Brats

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTTALpEWUx-ohclcE7jYi_Q6uMGbjuJxuX2RIwT7QA_zDbanA5l

The only B I am missing is Blow jobs right? Ohhhh and BBQ

 

[Edensgarden]

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If you'll refer to number 5 as well as in the paragraph below...proof of said "girly bits" will be required. As men of the cave, we trust no one. As men of lit, we assume all "females" here are men, unless it's proven otherwise.

yanno?

I understand your concern and agree to the requirement.

My "girly bits" are displayed in the Amateur Pic board. I am not sure I care for that term though. I can't imagine saying "I want you to girly bit fuck me!"

 

[Edensgarden]

THE APPLICATION IS STRAIGHT FORWARD LADIES.

I will complete the application, with minor changes, and submit it soon.

 

[cowslinger64]

I understand your concern and agree to the requirement.

My "girly bits" are displayed in the Amateur Pic board. I am not sure I care for that term though. I can't imagine saying "I want you to girly bit fuck me!"

Lol... I was being a little classy yanno...just a little.


Men in the cave here are rather lazy...perhaps you'll bring your tits here.


better?

 

[Edensgarden]

Lol... I was being a little classy yanno...just a little.


Men in the cave here are rather lazy...perhaps you'll bring your tits here.


better?

I understand and thank you for that.

However, the men should not have to watch what they say on my account while I am in the cave. It takes a lot to offend me. I can talk just as crude as you and probably have more of a perverted mind that some of the members.

Outside the cave is a different story. I would expect to be treated with respect. Consider it to like the innocent sweet girl in public / slutty girl in the bedroom idea just modified for the cave.

I also adhere to "What happens in the cave stays in the cave" notion. It is not on the application but should be added in. This should be a requirement of all members.

 

[IhateClowns]

I understand and thank you for that.

However, the men should not have to watch what they say on my account while I am in the cave. It takes a lot to offend me. I can talk just as crude as you and probably have more of a perverted mind that some of the members.

Outside the cave is a different story. I would expect to be treated with respect. Consider it to like the innocent sweet girl in public / slutty girl in the bedroom idea just modified for the cave.

I also adhere to "What happens in the cave stays in the cave" notion. It is not on the application but should be added in. This should be a requirement of all members.

See that is the difference here in the cave. Men don't need a clause stating what happens here stays here. It is just understood. It is built into our DNA.

 

[ga400us]

I understand your concern and agree to the requirement.

My "girly bits" are displayed in the Amateur Pic board. I am not sure I care for that term though. I can't imagine saying "I want you to girly bit fuck me!"

Verified

 

[Edensgarden]

See that is the difference here in the cave. Men don't need a clause stating what happens here stays here. It is just understood. It is built into our DNA.

I tend to disagree. That is definitely the way it should be. You would be surprised what I can get out of a man when I set my mouth to it.

Personally, I do not need the clause either. It is also in my DNA. My reason for signing it would be to make the cave members more comfortable with the me being there. I want them to know they are safe with me.

 

[Edensgarden]

Verified

Verified

ga400us has personally verified that I am indeed a woman and have tits.

I did find the groping to be quite titillating.

 

[Scentofawoman]

THE APPLICATION IS STRAIGHT FORWARD LADIES.

Ok I saw cave, had to come in check it out regardless of the smell of sweaty gym socks and basketball shorts laying on the floor.

You seriously think women are going to be lining up to sign this? Whatever. Excellent way to keep us out!

And why are ladies dropping off food like a female lions to the males in the cave? You all need to go hunt for yourselves!

Yeah yeah I'm getting out.

 

[cowslinger64]

Ok I saw cave, had to come in check it out regardless of the smell of sweaty gym socks and basketball shorts laying on the floor.

You seriously think women are going to be lining up to sign this? Whatever. Excellent way to keep us out!

And why are ladies dropping off food like a female lions to the males in the cave? You all need to go hunt for yourselves!

Yeah yeah I'm getting out.

good! get the fuck out!!



I'll bet my place is cleaner than yours...btw.

 

[ketrell]

Ok I saw cave, had to come in check it out regardless of the smell of sweaty gym socks and basketball shorts laying on the floor.

You seriously think women are going to be lining up to sign this? Whatever. Excellent way to keep us out!

And why are ladies dropping off food like a female lions to the males in the cave? You all need to go hunt for yourselves!

Yeah yeah I'm getting out.

Kind of interesting concept - ladies dropping off food like female lions coming from the lady with the tiger-themed profile. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

So we should pencil you in for a 4 o'clock interview. Bring hot wings.