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Scentofawoman said:
Ok I saw cave, had to come in check it out regardless of the smell of sweaty gym socks and basketball shorts laying on the floor.

You seriously think women are going to be lining up to sign this? Whatever. Excellent way to keep us out!

And why are ladies dropping off food like a female lions to the males in the cave? You all need to go hunt for yourselves!

Yeah yeah I'm getting out. :kiss::devil:
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You missed the point completely. The application is to deter women from coming in. Yet you still have come in and muddied the waters. You just can't help it. Fellas congregating to talk about women and watch sports. You may not fill out the application but you will window watch.
 
IhateClowns said:
You missed the point completely. The application is to deter women from coming in. Yet you still have come in and muddied the waters. You just can't help it. Fellas congregating to talk about women and watch sports. You may not fill out the application but you will window watch.
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I didn't miss the point. Yet i know many did. of course I will watch. Not with my nosed pressed up against the window though. Men Facinate me, what better way to study you then in your environment.
And yes I do instigate and extract. ;):D
 
cowslinger64 said:
lol...well first of all, I don't have tom cruises money.. and secondly, its not work. I enjoy it.
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True story....and I don't mind the work, but I enjoy making them beg for the spanking so much more than the spanking itself....no freebies. :devil:
 
Application with Edits

FEMALE ADMITTANCE APPLICATION


1). What is your name?______Edensgarden_______

2). What position are you applying for?_________Member / Oral Specialist_____

3). What makes you the best person for the position?___I am a rarity. This question would be better answered in person at the cave. I am happy giving interviews with each member privately or will gladly agree to be interrogated by the group as a hole. Please pick your pleasure.

4). What are your measurements?_______I am 5'11 / 38C_____

5). Show your tits – See post #270

I _____Edensgarden______, am submitting an application and a picture for entrance into the Man Cave.

Not only will I speak when spoken to, but will also speak my mind. My Southern accent can be very soothing to men and I find they enjoy it when I tell them what I like.

I had a hysterectomy several years ago, so your period issues don't affect me. PMS is something I have never experienced.

I don't whine and have a problem with guys that do. I hope whiny men will be booted as well. I might bitch but will have good reason. For example, I don't fake orgasms and will bitch if I don't get off.

Moaning may be heard at times throughout the cave, but I can assure you members will welcome the moaning and wonder who is causing it. I keep my personal life to myself and have no desire to share. I may occasionally talk about a sexual escapade, but all names will be changed to protect those fortunate enough to have taken part. I love hearing men talk about sex and what turns them on. I welcome all stories and will offer advice only if asked.

I know I will be constantly judged, pinched and ass slapped by said members at their own leisure. I am sarcastic, quick witted and have a strong backbone. I can dish out whatever you serve me and have you begging for more. I would expect the groping and hope others understand that I am just as forward. Please don't be offended if I brush my tits against you as I walk by. It's just the way I am.

I agree that this is a sanctuary for the men to get away from the everyday rhetoric of "Hi honey guess what happened today". "Not tonight honey I have a headache". "Damn Aunt Flow is back again can you pick me up some Midol and a carton of Hagen Daz". "Do I look fat in this". Etc etc etc.

I get headaches and would never subject the cave to my agony. I have found that having an orgasm can help relieve the pain and we may find that occasional headache induced visits may be beneficial for all.

If I know I look fat in something, why do I need to ask you? I won't. I don't want you to lie to me.

I just enjoy hanging out and having a beer with the guys. I can take your crap with a smile. I won't bring girly things into the cave with the exception of Hot Females and their girly toys. Plus I am not hard to look at.

What happens in the Cave stays in the Cave!


Sign:_______Edensgarden____________ Date:_________7/7/2012_________
 
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Edensgarden said:
FEMALE ADMITTANCE APPLICATION


1). What is your name?______Edensgarden_______

2). What position are you applying for?_________Member / Oral Specialist_____

3). What makes you the best person for the position?___I am a rarity. This question would be better answered in person at the cave. I am happy giving interviews with each member privately or will gladly agree to be interrogated by the group as a hole. Please pick your pleasure.

4). What are your measurements?_______I am 5'11 / 36-29-38_____

5). Show your tits – See post #270

I _____Edensgarden______, am submitting an application and a picture for entrance into the Man Cave.

Not only will I speak when spoken to, but will also speak my mind. My Southern accent can be very soothing to men and I find they enjoy it when I tell them what I like.

I had a hysterectomy several years ago, so your period issues don't affect me. PMS is something I have never experienced.

I don't whine and have a problem with guys that do. I hope whiny men will be booted as well. I might bitch but will have good reason. For example, I don't fake orgasms and will bitch if I don't get off.

Moaning may be heard at times throughout the cave, but I can assure you members will welcome the moaning and wonder who is causing it. I keep my personal life to myself and have no desire to share. I may occasionally talk about a sexual escapade, but all names will be changed to protect those fortunate enough to have taken part. I love hearing men talk about sex and what turns them on. I welcome all stories and will offer advice only if asked.

I know I will be constantly judged, pinched and ass slapped by said members at their own leisure. I am sarcastic, quick witted and have a strong backbone. I can dish out whatever you serve me and have you begging for more. I would expect the groping and hope others understand that I am just as forward. Please don't be offended if I brush my tits against you as I walk by. It's just the way I am.

I agree that this is a sanctuary for the men to get away from the everyday rhetoric of "Hi honey guess what happened today". "Not tonight honey I have a headache". "Damn Aunt Flow is back again can you pick me up some Midol and a carton of Hagen Daz". "Do I look fat in this". Etc etc etc.

I get headaches and would never subject the cave to my agony. I have found that having an orgasm can help relieve the pain and we may find that occasional headache induced visits may be beneficial for all.

If I know I look fat in something, why do I need to ask you? I won't. I don't want you to lie to me.

I just enjoy hanging out and having a beer with the guys. I can take your crap with a smile. I won't bring girly things into the cave with the exception of Hot Females and their girly toys. Plus I am not hard to look at.

What happens in the Cave stays in the Cave!


Sign:_______Edensgarden____________ Date:_________7/7/2012_________
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My vote is a yes for edensgarden!
 
I _____Edensgarden______, am submitting an application and a picture for entrance into the Man Cave.

Not only will I speak when spoken to, but will also speak my mind. My Southern accent can be very soothing to men and I find they enjoy it when I tell them what I like.

I had a hysterectomy several years ago, so your period issues don't affect me. PMS is something I have never experienced.

I don't whine and have a problem with guys that do. I hope whiny men will be booted as well. I might bitch but will have good reason. For example, I don't fake orgasms and will bitch if I don't get off.

Moaning may be heard at times throughout the cave, but I can assure you members will welcome the moaning and wonder who is causing it. I keep my personal life to myself and have no desire to share. I may occasionally talk about a sexual escapade, but all names will be changed to protect those fortunate enough to have taken part. I love hearing men talk about sex and what turns them on. I welcome all stories and will offer advice only if asked.

I know I will be constantly judged, pinched and ass slapped by said members at their own leisure. I am sarcastic, quick witted and have a strong backbone. I can dish out whatever you serve me and have you begging for more. I would expect the groping and hope others understand that I am just as forward. Please don't be offended if I brush my tits against you as I walk by. It's just the way I am.

I agree that this is a sanctuary for the men to get away from the everyday rhetoric of "Hi honey guess what happened today". "Not tonight honey I have a headache". "Damn Aunt Flow is back again can you pick me up some Midol and a carton of Hagen Daz". "Do I look fat in this". Etc etc etc.

I get headaches and would never subject the cave to my agony. I have found that having an orgasm can help relieve the pain and we may find that occasional headache induced visits may be beneficial for all.

If I know I look fat in something, why do I need to ask you? I won't. I don't want you to lie to me.

I just enjoy hanging out and having a beer with the guys. I can take your crap with a smile. I won't bring girly things into the cave with the exception of Hot Females and their girly toys. Plus I am not hard to look at.

What happens in the Cave stays in the Cave!
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Ummm, can she be required to read this every time she enters the Man Cave? Slowly, while holding cold beers in front of her magnificent breasts...
 
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raiguy said:
My vote is a yes for edensgarden!
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I am happy giving interviews with each member privately or will gladly agree to be interrogated by the group as a hole. Please pick your pleasure.

4). What are your measurements?_______I am 5'11 / 36-29-38_____

5). Show your tits – See post #270

PFFFFT.....sold
 
What's up fellas? I miss a day in the cave and I have a lot of catching up to do. Looks like the women just can't stay away. As long as they want to show their tits when they enter that's fine with me:D
 
Edensgarden said:
FEMALE ADMITTANCE APPLICATION


1). What is your name?______Edensgarden_______

2). What position are you applying for?_________Member / Oral Specialist_____

3). What makes you the best person for the position?___I am a rarity. This question would be better answered in person at the cave. I am happy giving interviews with each member privately or will gladly agree to be interrogated by the group as a hole. Please pick your pleasure.

4). What are your measurements?_______I am 5'11 / 36-29-38_____

5). Show your tits – See post #270

I _____Edensgarden______, am submitting an application and a picture for entrance into the Man Cave.

Not only will I speak when spoken to, but will also speak my mind. My Southern accent can be very soothing to men and I find they enjoy it when I tell them what I like.

I had a hysterectomy several years ago, so your period issues don't affect me. PMS is something I have never experienced.

I don't whine and have a problem with guys that do. I hope whiny men will be booted as well. I might bitch but will have good reason. For example, I don't fake orgasms and will bitch if I don't get off.

Moaning may be heard at times throughout the cave, but I can assure you members will welcome the moaning and wonder who is causing it. I keep my personal life to myself and have no desire to share. I may occasionally talk about a sexual escapade, but all names will be changed to protect those fortunate enough to have taken part. I love hearing men talk about sex and what turns them on. I welcome all stories and will offer advice only if asked.

I know I will be constantly judged, pinched and ass slapped by said members at their own leisure. I am sarcastic, quick witted and have a strong backbone. I can dish out whatever you serve me and have you begging for more. I would expect the groping and hope others understand that I am just as forward. Please don't be offended if I brush my tits against you as I walk by. It's just the way I am.

I agree that this is a sanctuary for the men to get away from the everyday rhetoric of "Hi honey guess what happened today". "Not tonight honey I have a headache". "Damn Aunt Flow is back again can you pick me up some Midol and a carton of Hagen Daz". "Do I look fat in this". Etc etc etc.

I get headaches and would never subject the cave to my agony. I have found that having an orgasm can help relieve the pain and we may find that occasional headache induced visits may be beneficial for all.

If I know I look fat in something, why do I need to ask you? I won't. I don't want you to lie to me.

I just enjoy hanging out and having a beer with the guys. I can take your crap with a smile. I won't bring girly things into the cave with the exception of Hot Females and their girly toys. Plus I am not hard to look at.

What happens in the Cave stays in the Cave!


Sign:_______Edensgarden____________ Date:_________7/7/2012_________
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Seeing post 270 isn't good enough. Seeing post 270 doesn't allow us to put you on the wall of wonderment.

Application can't be accepted otherwise.
 
IhateClowns said:
Seeing post 270 isn't good enough. Seeing post 270 doesn't allow us to put you on the wall of wonderment.

Application can't be accepted otherwise.
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ketrell said:
Perhaps you would be open to sharing a few more?
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I propose a compromise.

Post 270, which I was a party to validating, has been deemed unsuitable by the Man Cave founder. The applicant has others in her possession but has not shared. I suspect, rightfully so, that posting to the group in a public forum where it is known to have outsiders (see posts regarding a certain female instigator) that do not have rights to granting admission. who able to view said proof, the applicant does not wish to share these photos with uninvited lurkers. Therefore, I propose that the photo(s) requested be sent via PM to the founder and interviewers for approval.

After all, she has offered her services to the Man Cave, not the lurkers.
 
ga400us said:
I propose a compromise.

Post 270, which I was a party to validating, has been deemed unsuitable by the Man Cave founder. The applicant has others in her possession but has not shared. I suspect, rightfully so, that posting to the group in a public forum where it is known to have outsiders (see posts regarding a certain female instigator) that do not have rights to granting admission. who able to view said proof, the applicant does not wish to share these photos with uninvited lurkers. Therefore, I propose that the photo(s) requested be sent via PM to the founder and interviewers for approval.

After all, she has offered her services to the Man Cave, not the lurkers.
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Sounds good to a fellow interviewer. Just need IHC'S approval....we should get him a stamp set for this since it could become regular....
 
Perhaps some 3d pictures, I have leftover glasses from watching Prometheus... One Drawback - Real3D is supposed make you feel like you're there. If I really felt I was there, would never want to leave.
 
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